Round 1 - Turn 1
Megaton, Capital Wasteland, Washington DC
Team DeathmatchTidbit of the update: Stabs, slashes, and gunshots can cause bleeding, increasing the bleed percentage by a set amount. If a character's bleed percentage reaches 100%, they die of blood loss. I'd also prefer if you referred to characters as their ingame name.
As this showdown starts, Catholic Mario orders his allies to burn Anti Wall Man and block shots. The Fire Imp hurls a pair of fireballs at Anti Wall Man, only for Anti Wall Man to leap out of the way! (4v10) Angered by this attack, he fires five rounds at Catholic Mario, (10v9) managing to hit three shots into his torso, with two embedding into the scrap metal cover. K1NG-7U1T4N also hops on the "Kill Anti Wall Man" bandwagon, by shooting his amprex at Anti Wall Man, (9v4) electrocuting and tazing him, throwing off his aim. Leodanny also joins in the fun by shooting his Rubenstein's Monster at him, 10v1, discharging lots of bouncy pulse shots into his face, burning a hole through his head!
Leodanny has finished their research project on the effectiveness of bouncy pink lasers by using Anti Wall Man as a test subject, getting an article!Article Granted:
Elite Boom GuyA masked person with a blue hood on which is carrying a cannon comes to the side of Leodanny.
Pvt. Jessup tries to use his Poison Cloud ability on something which is no longer alive.
NRDL is upset that Scheffer exists, and fires his FAMAS at Scheffer, (6v9) missing all but one shot, which grazes Scheffer in the arm. The other four shots go wide. NRDL also spots Birdspacito flying towards him, presumably to bite NRDL, but NRDL decides to retaliate by shooting his rifle at Birdspacito because Despacito Spiders are somewhat large, and Birdspacito is an easy target. The five rounds (10v1) fly into Birdspacito's head, killing him. Attempting to bite what is essentially a sentient bullet to inject poison wouldn't work anyways as metal can't be poisoned.
NRDL is probably a living anti air turret, if you don't believe me, look at the dead despacito bird somewhere on the battlefield.Article Granted:
Greedy PullNRDL notices his Pull ability has been strengthened, now being able to pull objects and not just enemy Wiki Warriors.
RED:BLUE:Name: Pvt. Jessup
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown
https://rainbowsix.wikia.com/wiki/SPAS-15 +Asset: SPAS-15 (Medium Reload Shotgun, 6/6 Rounds) +30 Shotgun Rounds
https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Poison_Cloud_(Heroic) +Ability: Poison Cloud
https://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Pvt._Jessuphttps://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Eridian_Flaregun +Asset: Eridian Flaregun (Medium Reload Impact Grenade Launcher, 6/6 rounds, Burns), +18 Explosive Ammo
https://www.mariowiki.com/Gooble +Ally: Gooble
Assets: SPAS-15 (Medium Reload Shotgun, 6/6 Rounds), Eridian Flaregun (Medium Reload Impact Grenade Launcher, 6/6 rounds, Burns), 30 Shotgun Rounds, 18 Explosive Ammo
Abilities: Poison Cloud (Spawns a poisonous cloud harming other players/their allies/NPCs within it's radius. Killed enemies will become a slime ally.
Allies: Gooble
Name: Leodanny
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown
Kills: Anti Wall Man
https://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Demolition_Man +2 Explosives
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Traitor +Asset: Telecrystal Uplink, access via phone
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Rubenstein%27s_Monster +Asset: Rubenstein's Monster (Medium Reload Pulse Rifle, 100/100 Rounds) +300 Pulse Shots
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Grape +Asset: 3 bunches of grapes
https://rainbowsix.wikia.com/wiki/SPAS-15 +Asset: SPAS-15 (Medium Reload Shotgun, 6/6 Rounds) +30 Shotgun Rounds
https://www.mariowiki.com/Elite_Boom_Guy +Ally: Elite Boom Guy
Assets: Telecrystal Uplink (20 TC remaining), Rubenstein's Monster (Medium Reload Pulse Rifle, 100/100 Rounds), SPAS-15 (Medium Reload Shotgun, 6/6 Rounds), 3 bunches of grapes, 300 pulse shots, 30 shotgun rounds
Allies: Elite Boom Guy (Holding: Cannon)