Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Screech9791]

BASIC RULES SHOULD BE OBVIOUS

IF YOU DON'T POST YOUR ACTIONS, YOU WILL BECOME AN AI PLAYER POSSESSIBLE BY ANY PLAYER WHO WANTS TO JOIN, AND 3 TURNS OF BEING IN AI CONTROL WILL MAKE THE AI SUICIDAL!

ALL CAPS MUST BE USED FOR ACTIONS/IC STUFF, FAILURE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS WILL MAKE YOU POSSESSED BY A SUICIDAL AI!

HEALTH SYSTEM IS CHUNKY SALSA!

Spoiler: RESTRICTIONS (click to show/hide)

NO WMDS
NO DEATH SATELLITES
NO VIOLATING THE GENEVA CONVENTION
NO EXTRADIMENSIONAL NONSENSE
NO LOWERCASE
NO FURRIES, WEEBS, EDGY SONIC OCS, OR FORTNITE
NO STARTING WITH REALLY POWERFUL STUFF OR BEING SOMETHING REALLY POWERFUL AT THE START FOR THAT MATTER
NO RESPAWNS UNLESS SOME LIVING BEING/ROBOT/WHATEVER THE PLAYER CAN POSSESS IS CREATED, IF YOU DIE TO YOUR OWN REALLY BAD IDEAS YOU WON'T GET A FUCKING RESPAWN

SIGNUP SHEET:

NAME:
APPEARANCE:
GENDER:
HEALTH:
INVENTORY:

(NOTE: I WILL EDIT THE HEALTH AND INVENTORY TABS ON THE SECOND POST WHICH LISTS PLAYER STATUSES IN THE EVENT SOMEONE GETS HURT/HEALED/SOMETHING OBTAINED/SOMETHING LOST)

[Screech9791]

CHARACTER LIST:

Spoiler: SAKISCRIPTKIDDIE (click to show/hide)

NAME: DR. STRIKE
APPEARANCE: LATE 20'S, MADE OUT OF SUPERCOOLED BARK
GENDER: TREE
HEALTH: ALRIGHT
INVENTORY: PLANT KILLER, CELL PHONE, BAG WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO HOLD SEEDS BUT IS EMPTY

Spoiler: OVERPRICED CABLE TV FROM COMCAST (click to show/hide)

NAME: HENRY BATMANN
APPEARANCE: WEIRD GERMAN DUDE IN A STEREOTYPICAL SCIENTIST COSTUME. ALSO, HE HAS A PET BAT CALLED OTTO ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER!
GENDER: MALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY
INVENTORY: SURGICAL TOOLS, MEDICAL SAW, SCIENTIST CLOTHES

Spoiler: LEODUMBY (click to show/hide)

NAME: A
APPEARANCE: B
GENDER: C
HEALTH: OKAY
INVENTORY: THE ALPHABET, BEES, CANDY, DONUTS, ELEPHANT, FOOD, GUN, HAT, INCHWORM, JAVA, AND KOOLAID

Spoiler: EGAN_BOWCHICKAWOWWOW (click to show/hide)

NAME: JOHN WIZARD
APPEARANCE: WIZARD
GENDER: WIZARD
HEALTH: OKAY
INVENTORY: MAGIC-TASTIC ROBES, MAGIC WAND, MUNDANE WAND, SHOTGUN x35, WIZARD

Spoiler: Blarg creates a big stinky pile of shit on E2. (THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, CHECK MY SIGTEXT) (click to show/hide)

NAME: BOB
APPEARANCE: A MAN
GENDER: MAN
HEALTH: HEALTH
INVENTORY: MAUSER RED 9, 100 9X19MM BULLETS, ENTRENCHING TOOL, HAND GRENADE X4, PITH HELMET WITH THE PROTECTION OF 1000 PITH HELMETS

[Yoink]

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS

[Egan_BW]

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS

DO THIS ALSO, THEN HIGH-FIVE YOINK

[sakiskid]

NAME: DR. STRIKE
APPEARANCE: LATE 20'S, MADE OUT OF SUPERCOOLED BARK
GENDER: TREE
HEALTH:
INVENTORY: PLANT KILLER, CELL PHONE


IN MY SCIENCE BASE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY, I PUMP MORE SEEDS INTO MY PLANT-LIFE CREATOR MACHINE.


I CREATE MORE SENTIENT HUMANOID/PLANT FOLLOWERS

[FallacyofUrist]

IS A FURRY
IS ANNOYED

[Egan_BW]

DON'T JUDGE, OP NEEDS EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO PILE HATE ON FURRIES AND WEEBS IN ORDER TO FEEL SELF-ADEQUATE

[Mallos]

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS

DO THIS ALSO, THEN HIGH-FIVE YOINK

PILE ON, STRENGTHENING MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF QUOTE PYRAMIDS.

[King Zultan]

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS

DO THIS ALSO, THEN HIGH-FIVE YOINK

PILE ON, STRENGTHENING MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF QUOTE PYRAMIDS.

I ALSO JOIN IN ON THE PYRAMID PILE, FOR SOME REASON.

[Screech9791]

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS

1: YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS WHILE YELLING "PINGAS" REALLY LOUDLY, CAUSING YOU TO HAVE UNBEARABLE PAIN!

ALSO GET A SHEET DUMBASS, AND WRITE "INCREDIBLE BALL PAIN" IN THE HEALTH SECTION!

IN MY SCIENCE BASE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY, I PUMP MORE SEEDS INTO MY PLANT-LIFE CREATOR MACHINE.


I CREATE MORE SENTIENT HUMANOID/PLANT FOLLOWERS

2: YOU FORGOT YOUR SEEDS AT HOME

YOU SHOULD MAYBE GET THEM

[FallacyofUrist]

SCREW THE RULES

NAME: CATHERINE
APPEARANCE: CAT FURRY
GENDER: FEMALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY WITH A SIDE OF HAIRBALLS
INVENTORY: FURRY TRANSFORMATION GUN

ZAP THE GM INTO BEING A FURRY

[Screech9791]

SCREW THE RULES

NAME: CATHERINE
APPEARANCE: CAT FURRY
GENDER: FEMALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY WITH A SIDE OF HAIRBALLS
INVENTORY: FURRY TRANSFORMATION GUN

ZAP THE GM INTO BEING A FURRY

-1: YOU JUMP INTO A WOODCHIPPER. YAY

SERIOUS NOTE: DO NOT FUCKING GAME THE RULES OR USE RULE LOOPHOLES

[Imic]

WOODCHIPPER-JUMPING IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR FURRIES.

[Screech9791]

WOODCHIPPER-JUMPING IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR FURRIES.

SIGGED

AND I THOUGHT THE YOINK PUNCHING HIS BALLS WHILE YELLING PINGAS THING WOULD HAVE SOME TIME AS MY LATEST SIGTEXT QUOTE

[FallacyofUrist]

WE ARE RIVALS NOW
PREPARE YOURSELF