Greatness leers over TamerVirus as he lowers his shield, eyes burning bright with bloodlust. Seeing her open wounds, he suddenly jabs his spear towards them, hoping to open them up even further! (2 vs. 7-1) But his stab is slow, and ungraceful. TamerVirus hops out of the way with ease, and starts running for her cameraman!
TamerVirus stumbles away from Greatness, blood dripping from her back onto the snow, toward the cameraman. She barks out an order in an alien tongue to her cultist, who nods and turns to face his master's assaulter! With the flick of a switch, the blades of his chainsword spring into action, churning and humming as he raises it in the air and slashes at Greatness' torso! (2 vs. 7+1) But having swiftly recovered from his failed attack, Greatness is more than prepared for the cultist's slow, amateurish swing. He slams the chainsword to the side, breaking the cultist's grip and sending the weapon skittering off into the distance.
"Sorry about the mess, really would've preferred not to do that. You can aim right? Go be the gunner, I'll keep the driver's seat warm, oh and be sure to shoot on my command", says Hotfire as the soldier hops into the tank. "Sure, whatever you say. Just so long as you don't blow up any more buildings, alright?" he replies, still somewhat shaking. This is probably the best this situation could have gone for Hotfire, who jumps back into the driver's seat and guns it towards the closest wiki-warriors, who in this case are 0cra tr0per and Leodanny! (1 vs. 10) (6 vs. 6) 0cra tr0per manages to jump out of the way in time and so does Leodanny, albeit more narrowly. But as the tank careens past the two, Hotfire's new gunner turns his sights upon them and fires off a round! (9 vs. 1) (10 vs. 6) The shell slams directly into 0cra tr0per's chest, exploding and vaporizing him instantly! Leodanny fares slightly better, but not by much. The explosion sends him flying into the pond, and his body skips across the water a few times before coming to a stop.
Hotfire Obliterated 0cra tr0per!
+Article: USS Feldspar (IX-159)In the turmoil of unconsciousness, The Two Eternities attempts to wake up! (Willpower: 3) But it had no effect!
NRDL stands above the fallen Two Eternities, cricket bat in hand. With blazing purpose in her eyes, she lifts her bat skyward and sends it down at her fallen adversary with terrible force! (Cricket: 6+2) One blow breaks the jaw, the next caves in the forehead. The third blow slams into The Two Eternities' ear, and the force of the blow pops his eyeballs out of his head. NRDL swings and swings and swings, until naught is left of her foe's head but a red smear on the ground.
NRDL Pulped The Two Eternities!
+Article: Albert StoesselLeodanny attempts to run for 0cra tr0per, but is interrupted as a massive German tank careens past him, almost running him over! As he dives to the ground to avoid getting crushed, he can just barely see the tank's massive turret turn to point directly at him before a massive explosion erupts from behind him, sending him soaring through the air and into the frigid pond!
With a scream of barely concealed rage, Imic slams another cartridge into his gun before spraying more bullets at Leodanny, who was just flung from his position at the side of the pond into the pond itself! (1 vs. 9-1) Not only does he once again fail to hit his target, Imic is struck by further tragedy as his gun jams! Meaning that his gun will not function until it is un-jammed! Oh no!
Off in the distance, the surviving wiki-warriors can hear the sounds of yet another train. In the distance, across the horizon, is the source of the sound, chugging straight towards the facility. Like Imic's train, this one also cannot steer due to the lack of tracks, but this is of little concern to the individual inside.
Out of the last undestroyed building pops yet another wiki-warrior, albeit one of a significantly more musical approach. As the door swings behind him, one can see a high-quality piano in the room from which he emerged. More concerning, however, is the giant missile which is propped up against the piano, barely managing to fit inside without bursting through a wall.
Temperature: -25.9 °C
Weather: Clear Skies
The Tyranid hive fleet will arrive in: 8 turns
Name: Hotfire
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Ned Abraham: +Asset: Labcoat, +2 Medicine, +1 Surgery
Encyclopaedia Biblica: +Asset: Encyclopaedia Biblica, +1 Theology
Charles Chaplin Jr.: +2 Acting
Gift Offering: +Ability: Offering
VT Tank: +Asset: Versuchsträger 1-2 Tank
USS Feldspar (IX-159): +Asset: USS Feldspar
Points: 1
Status: Fine
Assets: Labcoat, 50 USD, Encyclopaedia Biblica, Versuchsträger 1-2 Tank (RH 120mm Turret (4/6) [LR])
Abilities:
Offering: You can make an offering to God in exchange for a temporary boost to a skill of your choice. The offering must consist of grain, frankincense, and oils, and must be burnt on an altar.
Allies:
Soldier [Reluctant] (Status: Fine)
Name:NRDL
Gender: Female
Nationality: Belgian
Hong Kong Virtual University: +2 Education, +1 Teaching
Kay Linaker: +2 Screenwriting, +1 Acting
Yser Front: +Asset: Belgian WWI Uniform, +Asset: Gewehr 98 Rifle
Thomas Southam: +Asset: Cricket Bat, +2 Cricket
Heleneborg: +Asset: Clay Pipe, +Asset: Box of Tobacco, +Asset: Bottle of Nitroglycerin
Albert Stoessel: +Asset: Conductor's Baton, +2 Musical Composition, +1 Conducting
Points: 1
Status: Fine
Assets: Belgian WWI Uniform, 50 USD, Gewehr 98 Rifle (3/5) [MR], Cricket Bat, Clay Pipe, Box of Tobacco, Conductor's Baton
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: TamerVirus
Gender: Female
Nationality: Italian
Tolomeo Desk Lamp: +Asset: Tolomeo Desk Lamp
MidFirst Bank: +Asset: 100,000 USD, +Asset: Fine Suit, +1 Banking
Guarino Guarini: +1 Architecture, +1 Mathematics, +1 Theology, +1 Writing
Lauren Sánchez: +2 Reporting, +Ally: Cameraman
C.D. Gopinath: +Asset: Cricket Bat, +2 Cricket
Genestealer: +Ability: Hive Fleet's Call, +Ally: Genestealer Cultist
Points: 1
Status:
In Pain (-1 to all rolls for 1 turn)
Shrapnel Wound (-3 Bleed-Out per turn)
Bleed-Out: 94
Assets: Fine Suit, 100,000 USD, Tolomeo Desk Lamp, Cricket Bat
Abilities:
Hive Fleet's Call: Your presence acts as a psychic beacon to a Tyranid hive fleet, which will eventually arrive on earth. This is probably going to be a bad thing.
Allies:
Cameraman (Status: Fine. Assets: Camera, Boom Mic)
Genestealer Cultist (Status: Fine. Assets: Chainsword, Bolt Pistol (5/6) [QR])
Name: Greatness
Gender: Male
Nationality: Greek
GlobalLogic: +2 Engineering, +1 Software
Sicilian Expedition: +Asset: Ancient Greek Armor, +Asset: Bronze Spear, +Asset: Bronze Shield
Max Holste Broussard: +Asset: Max Holste Broussard Monoplane
White River Park State Games: +2 Sports, +1 Dexterity
Triton Motorcycle: +Asset: Custom Triton Motorcycle
Gray Ooze: +Ally: Gray Ooze
Points: 1
Status: Fine
Assets: Ancient Greek Armor, 50 USD, Bronze Spear, Bronze Shield, Max Holste Broussard Monoplane, Custom Triton Motorcycle
Abilities: None
Allies:
Gray Ooze (Status: Fine)
Name: Imic
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American
Carmen Milano: +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime, +1 Law
Gregg Bissonette: +Asset: Drum Kit, +2 Drumming
Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Hope: +Asset: Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Locomotive
Lam Ching-Ying: +2 Martial Arts, +1 Acting
Reconnaissance: +Ability: Advanced Recon
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Drum Kit, Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Locomotive, Tommygun (25/30; Jammed!) [MR]
Abilities:
Advanced Recon: You may ignore the no-metagaming rule.
Allies:
Mafioso (Status: Fine)
Name: Leodanny
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Anne Lister: +2 Scientific Illustration, +1 Drawing
Uva Tosca: +Asset: Bunch of Uva Tosca Grapes
Chloroquine: +Asset: 3 Syringes of pure Chloroquine
Water-Energy Nexus: +Ability: Hydropower
Andre Cason: +Asset: Track Suit, +2 Running, +1 Dexterity
Status:
Charged Up!
In Pain (-1 to all actions for 3 turns)
Shrapnel Wounds (Bleed-Out -5 per turn)
Bleed-Out: 95
Points: 0
Assets: Track Suit, 50 USD, Bunch of Uva Tosca Grapes, 3 Syringes of Pure Chloroquine
Abilities:
Hydropower: While touching a body of water, you have the ability to generate and store electricity within your person. This electricity can be discharged at will, releasing it into whatever your are touching.
Allies: None
Name: Rockeater
Gender: Male
Nationality: French
The Klingon Dictionary: +Asset: The Klingon Dictionary, +2 Klingon
Jean Pucelle: +3 Manuscript Illumination, +1 Art
Thelonious Monk: +Asset: Piano, +2 Jazz, +1 Piano
Rapier (Missile): +Asset: Rapier Surface-to-Air Missile
John Outterbridge: +2 Activism, +1 Art
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, The Klingon Dictionary, Piano, Rapier Surface-to-Air Missile