Angry Demon Noises gazes up upon his assailant, TamerVirus, who stands above him prepared to land a finishing blow with her cricket bat. His hand darts towards his precious violin, and swings it around in an arc towards TamerVirus' knees, hoping to cause them to fall to the ground. (2-1-1 vs. 8 ) As the violin comes around towards the knees, TamerVirus effortlessly swats it aside and slams the Tolomeo desk lamp down upon Angry Demon Noises, this time knocking him out cold!
Hotfire shouts at the soldier and scientist from within his tank, imploring the two to get inside so that they can rain down death upon his foes! (Persuasion: 3) However, the woman in the snowmobile fails to even notice him over the hum of the snowmobile's engine, as the soldier slowly begins reaching for the door handle behind him. Turns out people might get a bit spooked when a giant tank drives up to them and demands that they get inside. Who knew?
Slowly but surely, NRDL creeps forward and places her bottle of nitroglycerin at the door to the building The Two Eternities just ran into before carefully backing away. After running back to a safe distance, she carefully takes aim at the bottle, and pulls the trigger. (The Two Eternities Dodge: 6-1) With a world-shattering bank, the entire front of the building explodes into flames as the bullet penetrates the bottle. NRDL sees The Two Eternities' body careen across the room, slamming into the far wall before crumpling to the ground in a heap. It looks like the Canadian wiki-warrior is still breathing, however, which is slightly disappointing.
Having just knocked out Angry Demon Noises with her desk lamp, TamerVirus prepares to land the final blow on her unconscious foe with the cricket bat! (Cricket: 7+2) Rearing back with form that can only be described as impeccable, she sends the bat sailing towards Angry Demon Noises' head, which rips off of his body with a horrible tearing noise. The head flies through the air in a perfect arc, spraying blood and bits of brain stem all over the snow, as the body shudders with one final twitch before finally becoming still.
TamerVirus Decapitated Angry Demon Noises!
+Article: Genestealer0cra tr0per immediately drives his horse into a gallop straight towards NRDL, putting the military wiki-warrior's straight into his sights! (3 vs. 9) Unfortunately, the great amount of distance between the two gives NRDL more than enough time to duck behind a nearby building and out of 0cra's line of fire. Moreover, NRDL is now far enough away that 0cra is now unable to close the distance without giving her enough time for a counter-attack.
The Two Eternities is barely able to get the words "We're under atta-" beffore the wall behind him explodes, a fall of force sending him crashing against the far wall! He can hear a sickening crunch as the bones in his torso snap from the impact, and slowly falls to the ground in a heap, just barely able to maintain consciousness.
Surging with adrenaline after vanquishing his foe, Greatness hops off of his motorcycle, and breaks into a mad dash for TamerVirus! Briefly raising his shield to deflect Angry Demon Noises' decapitated head, which slams against it before spinning off into the distance. He jumps, holding the bronze spear with both hands, flying in a deadly arc straight at the exposed banker! (6 vs. 7) TamerVirus just barely manages to dodge out of the way, the edge of her cricket bat scraping against the spear as Greatness lands, ready to strike again!
As the train continues to pick up speed, Imic turns his sights upon Hotfire's tank and opens fire! (4 vs. 10). As the bullets ricochet harmlessly off of the tank's armored hide, Imic comes to a realization: trains don't have steering wheels! There are no tracks at the laboratory, and so as the locomotive picks up speed it starts taking him and the mafioso farther away from the facility. Soon, they will both be too far away from the rest of the wiki-warriors to hit anything!
The door to one of the non-exploded buildings swings open, revealing a well-built man in a red track suit. A spark of electricity arcs across his hands as he steps forward and pops a grape into his mouth.
Temperature: -25.9 °C
Weather: Clear Skies
The Tyranid hive fleet will arrive in: 10 turns
Name: Hotfire
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Ned Abraham: +Asset: Labcoat, +2 Medicine, +1 Surgery
Encyclopaedia Biblica: +Asset: Encyclopaedia Biblica, +1 Theology
Charles Chaplin Jr.: +2 Acting
Gift Offering: +Ability: Offering
VT Tank: +Asset: Versuchsträger 1-2 Tank
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Labcoat, 50 USD, Encyclopaedia Biblica, Versuchsträger 1-2 Tank (RH 120mm Turret (6/6) [LR])
Abilities:
Offering: You can make an offering to God in exchange for a temporary boost to a skill of your choice. The offering must consist of grain, frankincense, and oils, and must be burnt on an altar.
Allies: None
Name:NRDL
Gender: Female
Nationality: Belgian
Hong Kong Virtual University: +2 Education, +1 Teaching
Kay Linaker: +2 Screenwriting, +1 Acting
Yser Front: +Asset: Belgian WWI Uniform, +Asset: Gewehr 98 Rifle
Thomas Southam: +Asset: Cricket Bat, +2 Cricket
Heleneborg: +Asset: Clay Pipe, +Asset: Box of Tobacco, +Asset: Bottle of Nitroglycerin
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Belgian WWI Uniform, 50 USD, Gewehr 98 Rifle (3/5) [MR], Cricket Bat, Clay Pipe, Box of Tobacco, Bottle of Nitroglycerin
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: TamerVirus
Gender: Female
Nationality: Italian
Tolomeo Desk Lamp: +Asset: Tolomeo Desk Lamp
MidFirst Bank: +Asset: 100,000 USD, +Asset: Fine Suit, +1 Banking
Guarino Guarini: +1 Architecture, +1 Mathematics, +1 Theology, +1 Writing
Lauren Sánchez: +2 Reporting, +Ally: Cameraman
C.D. Gopinath: +Asset: Cricket Bat, +2 Cricket
Genestealer: +Ability: Hive Fleet's Call, +Ally: Genestealer Cultist
Points: 1
Status: Fine
Assets: Fine Suit, 100,000 USD, Tolomeo Desk Lamp, Cricket Bat
Abilities:
Hive Fleet's Call: Your presence acts as a psychic beacon to a Tyranid hive fleet, which will eventually arrive on earth. This is probably going to be a bad thing.
Allies:
Cameraman (Status: Fine. Assets: Camera, Boom Mic)
Genestealer Cultist (Status: Fine. Assets: Chainsword, Bolt Pistol (6/6) [QR])
Name: The Two Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: Canadian
Washington-Rawson: +2 Judaism, +1 Business
Zal Yanovsky: +2 Folk-Rock, +1 Music
Methodius of Olympus: +Ability: Sainthood, +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism
Attempts to Escape Oflag IV-C: +Asset: Shovel, +Asset: Glider, +2 Escaping
Madison Museum of Fine Art: +2 Art, +1 Art History
Points: 0
Status:
In Pain (-1 to all actions for 4 turns)
Graze wound (Bleed-out -2 per turn)
Severe chest trauma (Bleed-out -10 per turn)
Bleed-Out: 86
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Shovel, Glider
Abilities:
Sainthood: Alll Roman Catholic NPCs recognize you as a saint. This means that they will strive to help you in any of your endeavors and cannot be convinced by other wiki-warriors to turn against you.
Allies: None
Name: Greatness
Gender: Male
Nationality: Greek
GlobalLogic: +2 Engineering, +1 Software
Sicilian Expedition: +Asset: Ancient Greek Armor, +Asset: Bronze Spear, +Asset: Bronze Shield
Max Holste Broussard: +Asset: Max Holste Broussard Monoplane
White River Park State Games: +2 Sports, +1 Dexterity
Triton Motorcycle: +Asset: Custom Triton Motorcycle
Gray Ooze: +Ally: Gray Ooze
Points: 1
Status: Fine
Assets: Ancient Greek Armor, 50 USD, Bronze Spear, Bronze Shield, Max Holste Broussard Monoplane, Custom Triton Motorcycle
Abilities: None
Allies:
Gray Ooze (Status: Fine)
Name: Imic
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American
Carmen Milano: +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime, +1 Law
Gregg Bissonette: +Asset: Drum Kit, +2 Drumming
Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Hope: +Asset: Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Locomotive
Lam Ching-Ying: +2 Martial Arts, +1 Acting
Reconnaissance: +Ability: Advanced Recon
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Drum Kit, Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Locomotive, Tommygun (10/30) [MR]
Abilities:
Advanced Recon: You may ignore the no-metagaming rule.
Allies:
Mafioso (Status: Fine)
Name: 0cra tro0per
Gender: Male
Nationality: African-American
Dinwiddie Colored Quartet: +2 Singing, +1 Vaudeville
University of Kansas School of Business: +Asset: Master's Degree in Business, +2 Business
Benelli M4: +Asset: Benelli M4
Symmetrical Tonic Neck Reflex: +Ability: Neck Reflexer
Seattle Knights: +Asset: Purebred Horse, +Asset: Costume Armor, +Asset: Jousting Lance
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Costume Armor, 50 USD, Master's Degree in Business, Benelli M4 (7/8) [MR], Purebred Horse, Jousting Lance
Abilities:
Neck Reflexer: You can force the muscles of an enemy's neck to rhythmically spasm, forcing their head to nod uncontrollably up and down for the duration of one turn. You can use this ability once every 4 turns.
Allies: None
Name: Leodanny
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Anne Lister: +2 Scientific Illustration, +1 Drawing
Uva Tosca: +Asset: Bunch of Uva Tosca Grapes
Chloroquine: +Asset: 3 Syringes of pure Chloroquine
Water-Energy Nexus: +Ability: Hydropower
Andre Cason: +Asset: Track Suit, +2 Running, +1 Dexterity
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Track Suit, 50 USD, Bunch of Uva Tosca Grapes, 3 Syringes of Pure Chloroquine
Abilities:
Hydropower: While touching a body of water, you have the ability to generate and store electricity within your person. This electricity can be discharged at will, releasing it into whatever your are touching.
Allies: None
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