Immediately, Hotfire turns around and makes a beeline for the warm, insulated, and highly bullet-resistant safety of his tank. As the mighty war machine sputters to life, he directs it towards the station, eyes peeking out through a slot carved in the front in search for a crew worthy of operating it! (Search: 9) After a minute or so of moving about the facility, Hotfire already sees two individuals who might be able to operate the tank! The first is a warmly dressed woman, busy driving a snowmobile from one building to another. The other is a soldier, dressed in a camo-patterned parka and a gun slung across his back.
Angry Demon Noises suddenly begins laughing maniacally, before haphazardly flinging himself at Imic as the Italian-American warrior attempts to flee to their locomotive! (6 vs. 10+2) Instead of actually making physical contact however, the radioactive wiki-warrior quickly receives a swift kick to the goolies before falling to the ground, and can only hear Imic's footsteps gradually fade as he runs away.
Greatness too makes a mad dash for their vehicle, though with a more combat-oriented plan than Hotfire. Effortlessly, the he slides his shield onto a holster on his back as he hops on his custom motorcycle, before leveling his spear at King Zultan and revving the engine! (9 vs. 2) Before the Baltic wiki-warrior can react, he is skewered clean through the chest, body flopping against the ground and bits of flesh scraping off against the ground as the life departs from his body!
Greatness Skewered King Zultan!
+Article: Gray OozeMaking a note to her cameraman to film the sweet shit that's about to go down, TamerVirus grabs the Tolomeo desk lamp and starts running at breakneck speed towards the downed Angry Demon Noises! (9 vs. 8-1-1) Though the lamp is rather heavy, it perhaps doesn't make the best bludgeoning weapon, as even though TamerVirus is able to get in a solid swing, she fails to do any lasting damage besides leaving a nasty gash on Angry Demon Noises' head. Whatever, a few more solid swings should get the job done anyway.
Imic hops into his FUCKING STEAM TRAIN BITCHES after kicking Angry Demon Noises in the nutsack, and surveys the landscape for the closest enemy to SHOOT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF. With a manic, bloodthirsty gleam in his eye, the criminal wiki-warrior grabs the mafioso's tommygun before unleashing a torrent of bullets upon TamerVirus, who is beating the shit out of Angry Demon Noises with a lamp, and Angry Demon Noises, who is looking significantly worse for wear at the moment! (5 vs. 6) (1 vs. 5) As he does so, however, the locomotive's lurch forward as it springs to life throws off his aim, and the bullets careen harmlessly into the snow.
Not even moving an inch, NRDL calmly lifts her WWI era rifle and fires it point-blank at The Two Eternities' head! (6 vs. 5) However, she just barely misses as The Two Eternities starts running for a nearby building, leaving only a slight graze on her shoulder!
Having just dodged a literal bullet, The Two Eternities runs as fast as he can towards the closest building, before slamming the door behind her and screaming for help! The only response, however, is a confused-looking elderly man, dressed in striped pajamas and a nightcap, who peeks his head out of a door to see what all the fuss is about.
In the distance, an armored figure trots into view, riding upon a chestnut-brown steed. He looks around, before resting his fingers upon his two weapons: a jousting lance, and a semiautomatic shotgun.
Temperature: -25.9 °C
Weather: Clear Skies
Name: Hotfire
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Ned Abraham: +Asset: Labcoat, +2 Medicine, +1 Surgery
Encyclopaedia Biblica: +Asset: Encyclopaedia Biblica, +1 Theology
Charles Chaplin Jr.: +2 Acting
Gift Offering: +Ability: Offering
VT Tank: +Asset: Versuchsträger 1-2 Tank
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Labcoat, 50 USD, Encyclopaedia Biblica, Versuchsträger 1-2 Tank (RH 120mm Turret (6/6) [LR])
Abilities:
Offering: You can make an offering to God in exchange for a temporary boost to a skill of your choice. The offering must consist of grain, frankincense, and oils, and must be burnt on an altar.
Allies: None
Name:NRDL
Gender: Female
Nationality: Belgian
Hong Kong Virtual University: +2 Education, +1 Teaching
Kay Linaker: +2 Screenwriting, +1 Acting
Yser Front: +Asset: Belgian WWI Uniform, +Asset: Gewehr 98 Rifle
Thomas Southam: +Asset: Cricket Bat, +2 Cricket
Heleneborg: +Asset: Clay Pipe, +Asset: Box of Tobacco, +Asset: Bottle of Nitroglycerin
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Belgian WWI Uniform, 50 USD, Gewehr 98 Rifle (4/5) [MR], Cricket Bat, Clay Pipe, Box of Tobacco, Bottle of Nitroglycerin
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: TamerVirus
Gender: Female
Nationality: Italian
Tolomeo Desk Lamp: +Asset: Tolomeo Desk Lamp
MidFirst Bank: +Asset: 100,000 USD, +Asset: Fine Suit, +1 Banking
Guarino Guarini: +1 Architecture, +1 Mathematics, +1 Theology, +1 Writing
Lauren Sánchez: +2 Reporting, +Ally: Cameraman
C.D. Gopinath: +Asset: Cricket Bat, +2 Cricket
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Fine Suit, 100,000 USD, Tolomeo Desk Lamp, Cricket Bat
Abilities: None
Allies:
Cameraman (Status: Fine. Assets: Camera, Boom Mic)
Name: Angry Demon Noises
Gender: Male
Nationality: Swedish
Aase Berg: +2 Surrealism, +1 Poetry
Unsealed Source Radiotherapy: +Ability: Radiotherapy
Act Prohibiting the Proclaiming Any Person to be King of England or Ireland, or the Dominions Therof: +Ability: Thronebreaker
Kozhukkatta: +Asset: 5 Kozhukkattai
Bronislav Gimpel: +Asset: Violin, +2 Violin
Points: 0
Status:
In Pain (-1 to all actions for 2 turns)
Prone (-1 to movement until no longer prone)
Large Head Wound (Bleed-Out -1 per turn)
Bleed-Out: 99
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, 5 Kozhukkattai, Violin
Abilities:
Radiotherapy: You can make physical contact with an individual to cure them of cancer. Additionally, you are slightly radioactive, and prolonged contact with you may result in radiation poisoning.
Thronebreaker: You can spend your turn to instantly and irrevocably revoke the title of royalty from a person you can see.
Allies: None
Name: The Two Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: Canadian
Washington-Rawson: +2 Judaism, +1 Business
Zal Yanovsky: +2 Folk-Rock, +1 Music
Methodius of Olympus: +Ability: Sainthood, +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism
Attempts to Escape Oflag IV-C: +Asset: Shovel, +Asset: Glider, +2 Escaping
Madison Museum of Fine Art: +2 Art, +1 Art History
Points: 0
Status:
In Pain (-1 to all actions for 1 turn)
Graze wound (Bleed-out -2 per turn)
Bleed-Out: 98
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Shovel, Glider
Abilities:
Sainthood: Alll Roman Catholic NPCs recognize you as a saint. This means that they will strive to help you in any of your endeavors and cannot be convinced by other wiki-warriors to turn against you.
Allies: None
Name: Greatness
Gender: Male
Nationality: Greek
GlobalLogic: +2 Engineering, +1 Software
Sicilian Expedition: +Asset: Ancient Greek Armor, +Asset: Bronze Spear, +Asset: Bronze Shield
Max Holste Broussard: +Asset: Max Holste Broussard Monoplane
White River Park State Games: +2 Sports, +1 Dexterity
Triton Motorcycle: +Asset: Custom Triton Motorcycle
Gray Ooze: +Ally: Gray Ooze
Points: 1
Status: Fine
Assets: Ancient Greek Armor, 50 USD, Bronze Spear, Bronze Shield, Max Holste Broussard Monoplane, Custom Triton Motorcycle
Abilities: None
Allies:
Gray Ooze (Status: Fine)
Name: Imic
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American
Carmen Milano: +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime, +1 Law
Gregg Bissonette: +Asset: Drum Kit, +2 Drumming
Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Hope: +Asset: Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Locomotive
Lam Ching-Ying: +2 Martial Arts, +1 Acting
Reconnaissance: +Ability: Advanced Recon
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Drum Kit, Walvis Bay 2-4-2T Locomotive, Tommygun (15/30) [MR]
Abilities:
Advanced Recon: You may ignore the no-metagaming rule.
Allies:
Mafioso (Status: Fine)
Name: 0cra tro0per
Gender: Male
Nationality: African-American
Dinwiddie Colored Quartet: +2 Singing, +1 Vaudeville
University of Kansas School of Business: +Asset: Master's Degree in Business, +2 Business
Benelli M4: +Asset: Benelli M4
Symmetrical Tonic Neck Reflex: +Ability: Neck Reflexer
Seattle Knights: +Asset: Purebred Horse, +Asset: Costume Armor, +Asset: Jousting Lance
Points: 0
Status: Fine
Assets: Costume Armor, 50 USD, Master's Degree in Business, Benelli M4 (8/8) [MR], Purebred Horse, Jousting Lance
Abilities:
Neck Reflexer: You can force the muscles of an enemy's neck to rhythmically spasm, forcing their head to nod uncontrollably up and down for the duration of one turn. You can use this ability once every 4 turns.
Allies: None
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