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[Draignean]

So is that 2 or 3 for Zitronenfreude?

[Rockeater]

To splve it I'll changemy vote to Zitronenfreude

[Maximum Spin]

Zitronenfreude?

...

Lemon Joy.

That's a dish soap.

[Draignean]

...

In hindsight, the harm is an important part of harmjoy.

[Detoxicated]

Well, I mean, zitrone is the proper spelling of the noun lemon, zitronen would either be multiple lemons, or the adjective lemon (as in lemon-flavoured). So I think it's debatable. Then again, my german isn't that good. Unfortunately dutch doesn't do compound words quite the same way german does.

Yes you are right it is just that with these compund words the plural is used. Don't ask me why though.

[Draignean]

Zitronenschadenfreude, another overly long aspect that's really going to conflict with any ambition I might have had to change the title of this thread. As an aside, this means that cats will hate you but that you can always perk yourself up a bit by chasing a cat around with a lemon.

It's not exactly a particularly deific action, but there's basically nothing you do these days that qualifies for that label.


So, you're a God of Chaos, Spiders, the Number 7, TAFYGWFSDPAD, and Zitronenschadenfreude. All that you own lives in a battered PT cruiser, along with yourself. You bum showers out of a gym, and basically everything you own is scavenged out of thrift stores or less savory discards. You've got a bit of cash saved back from your job, but it's not a lot by any standards.

What's your first move? 

Oh, and one last thing. Avoid being too openly supernatural in front of humans. It's against the codes, and the codes are enforced by The Brothers Profane- three powerful gods waaaay more powerful than you are. 

Spoiler: Alexius Masop (click to show/hide)

Health: Monday
God Juice: The ghost of a smidge of a sniff of a whisper.
Assets
Battered PT Cruiser
Shitty Stuff
Surprisingly Nice Pantsuit
Some Cash
Breasts

[Rockeater]

We should attempt to enter politic and have extremely controversial views on lemons,  easiest start is to try to get a job with fruit company lobbyists.

[TamerVirus]

Go squeeze a lemon into the eyes of some random pedestrian

[Rockeater]

Go squeeze a lemon into the eyes of some random pedestrian

+1 While saying things about politics that sounds meaningful but actually empty and vapid, we should do as much as possible

[The_Two_Eternities]

We should attempt to enter politic and have extremely controversial views on lemons,  easiest start is to try to get a job with fruit company lobbyists.

+1

[King Zultan]

Go squeeze a lemon into the eyes of some random pedestrian

+1 While saying things about politics that sounds meaningful but actually empty and vapid, we should do as much as possible

+1

[TheFantasticMsFox]

We should attempt to enter politic and have extremely controversial views on lemons,  easiest start is to try to get a job with fruit company lobbyists.

+1

+1