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Author Topic: Alexius: God of Chaos, Spiders, 7, TAFYGWFSDPAD, & Zitronenschadenfreude | [SG]  (Read 3556 times)

King Zultan

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Like a sober, no-nonsense, pantsuit-wearing young businesswoman whose entire face happens to turn into a giant spider whenever she stops paying attention to keeping it humanoid. Luckily, the human brain has an amazing capacity to forget completely incomprehensible things like that as long as you remember to change it back fast enough.
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Also you forgot our most important aspect LEMONS, there is nothing more important than Lemons.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Draignean

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Also you forgot our most important aspect LEMONS, there is nothing more important than Lemons.

(We're getting to that)

Gotcha. Young business woman, periodic spiderface. Sucks that you're stuck as a delivery driver right now, but your resume doesn't exactly shine at the moment.

Last thing about you before I start letting you make terrible decisions on behalf of Alexius. You are mentioned to be a God of three aspects besides Chaos and Spiders. One is the number 7. Another is TAFYGWFSDPAD.

What is your third aspect?
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King Zultan

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Our third aspect is LEMONS, there is nothing more powerful, more important, more terrifying than LEMONS.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Kashyyk

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That sweet ecstasy when someone you dislike has something unfortunate happen to them.
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Zitronenkauenschadenfreude. The sensation of pleasure when someone you dislike chews lemons.
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TamerVirus

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The aspect of burnt popcorn
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Picnics. Our aspect is Picnics
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Carrying out poor plans to their conclusion despite obvious reasons not to.
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3.54$, that our last aspect
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Carrying out poor plans to their conclusion despite obvious reasons not to.
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Zitronenkauenschadenfreude. The sensation of pleasure when someone you dislike chews lemons.
Oh, come now. That's overly specific.

Zitroneschadenfreude is a far more sensible aspect; the sensation of pleasure when someone else is troubled by lemons, regardless of how. Could be someone getting lemons thrown at them, could be someone chewing a lemon, could be someone going broke cos they'd invested all their money in collapsing lemon stock.
In other words, when life gives people lemons, and that bothers them, we will be there feeling vaguely satisfied.
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Zitronenkauenschadenfreude. The sensation of pleasure when someone you dislike chews lemons.
Oh, come now. That's overly specific.

Zitroneschadenfreude is a far more sensible aspect; the sensation of pleasure when someone else is troubled by lemons, regardless of how. Could be someone getting lemons thrown at them, could be someone chewing a lemon, could be someone going broke cos they'd invested all their money in collapsing lemon stock.
In other words, when life gives people lemons, and that bothers them, we will be there feeling vaguely satisfied.
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I agree but id like to point out that it is: Zitronenschadenfreude
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NUKE9.13

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Well, I mean, zitrone is the proper spelling of the noun lemon, zitronen would either be multiple lemons, or the adjective lemon (as in lemon-flavoured). So I think it's debatable. Then again, my german isn't that good. Unfortunately dutch doesn't do compound words quite the same way german does.
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Zitroneschadenfreude is a far more sensible aspect; the sensation of pleasure when someone else is troubled by lemons, regardless of how. Could be someone getting lemons thrown at them, could be someone chewing a lemon, could be someone going broke cos they'd invested all their money in collapsing lemon stock.
In other words, when life gives people lemons, and that bothers them, we will be there feeling vaguely satisfied.
Chewing was one of my sphere suggestions in the original thread. :P

Anyway, yeah, it should have the n — compare Zitronensäure, "lemon acid".
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