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[LordPorkins]

"Indeed. I recommend you keep your eyes on the enemy, rather then lustfully eyeing up those sworn to the church."

[zomara0292]

“I have never had a farm. I hunt, even when I was in war, I hunt. Whatever I killed was mine to eat. Same with whoever I killed. Dullahan can tell you that.”

[Trissy-Tama]

[Redacted at request]

[LordPorkins]

"Quell thine tongue. These fowl are the foes of my allies. The church does not worry itself with such trivial matters.

[Trissy-Tama]

[Redacted at request]

[LordPorkins]

*Grunt*

Fyodor returns to poking at a goose that has gotten a bit too close for comfort.

[retromach]

Riisi drove a sword through one of the incoming swans as it leaped up from the water. He finished it off, but the two others bit and tore at anything close!

A nipping bird forced Mr. Shredder to recoil back. Another bit Atil's arm, it's sharp and powerful beak snapping quickly off his hard scales, leaving no harm.

[JaxtalMK2]

Dullahan stepped back a bit, letting those without ranged attacks move to swing off the side of the skiff. As he did, he'd flick his arm, a wand flipping out of a slot on his wrist as fire formed in his palm. Then he'd chuck the flame at the swan attacking Mr. Shredder, deciding to give it something else to think about. (Firebolt attack = 17 Damage = 4)

[TALLPANZER]

Brother Jonathan reaches out with one hand and grabs one of the birds by the neck...

attack 13 to hit 6 damage.

and stuff in a cage, then he swiftly moves at the other, that Dullahan blasted...

attack 18, 5 damage

and stuffed it into a cage as well.

[Weirdsound]

Seeing the hostile swans dealt with, Mr. Shredder quickly steers the Skiff towards the sleeping birds. "Hurry up! They will not be out for long. Lets cage them before they wake up! Focus on the adults first, I don't think the little ones will be able to fly away or put up much of a fight if they wake up!"

Mr. Shredder starts scooping and caging sleeping swans, encouraging the rest of the party to join him.

[retromach]

The party moved the skiff swiftly between the few dead swans to those that were asleep. Stella gathered her swan easily enough into it's cage, and the sleeping ones as well. They were stacked in high, and the skiff towered ten feet over the deck with a pile of bird cages.

All told, you imagine that, barring them being delicious, the set will sell for 800 gold to a collector. House Lyrandar, of course, will claim half of that, as always.

[Weirdsound]

"Easy money! Great work team!" Mr. Shredder beams as the last of the swans is caged. "We have a virgin alien forest, and a whole day ahead of us to explore it! But let us head back to the Kraken and drop these pretty birds off first! Anybody have any suggestions for what to do next?"

The Hobgoblin lifts the skiff from the water, turns it around, and returns to the Astral Kraken, where he stows the living swans in the hold, and turns the dead ones over to the halfling chef.

[Trissy-Tama]

[Redacted at request]

[zomara0292]

Into the water, with Atil, to retrieve his kill and his axe.

[Weirdsound]

Into the water, with Atil, to retrieve his kill and his axe.

Mr. Shredder of course lets Atil do that before leaving.


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Mr. Shredder smiles, and gives Sormias a friendly pat on the shoulder. "It isn't too hard to understand. House Lyrandar lets us play with their awesome flying boats and have adventures. All they want is a little something in return."