Turn 1, Turn of the 1sPlay zany music of your choiceOne post per turn, posts take precedence.Red vs Blue yes!
I choose . . . BLUE
Roll: 1
You join Blue. As a Servant of the Castle. Now go clean the stables.
BE BLUE
STATION PEASANT ARCHERS ON BATTLEMENTS, GET OTHER PEASANTS FROM SURROUNDING COUNTRYSIDE TO STOCK CASTLE WITH FOOD IN CASE OF SIEGE
Rolls, 4, 5.
You rustle up some peasants, and equip them with bows to guard the battlements. You also get them to give you a supply of food. You're promoted to Captain of the Guard.
red!
Turn monkeymarkmario into an ice cream using the magic words!
Roll: 1.
You turn yourself into Ice Cream instead, and Melt in the Sun. You are now dead, Reroll, Rick-Roll-er.
Blue
Begin production of orbital death lazer.
Roll: 1.
You find some iron to begin the process, but get an arrow to the knee from a passing archer. You trip and get your head bashed in by that metal you were carrying. Reroll, Road Roller.
Red team! Glory to Mother Яussia!
IT'S TIME FOR THE BEAR CAVALRY TO SAVE THE DAY! ASSIST DUSTAN HACHE WITH HIS QUEST TO KILL MONKEYMARKMARIO!
Roll 1.
You assist the now Ice Cream dustan. Your bears turn on you, and tear your arm off. You are now surrounded by angry bears.
Red!
Spawn in with a DP-28 and search the castle for any useful supplies.
Roll 3.
You daydream about spawning in with something that hasn't been invented. You find food.
I choose to leave ZE red communist west behind, and create the rebellious PURPLE republic after a popular uprising in both countries. Hastily garrison a previously abandoned castle conveniently equidistant from both countries, with suspiciously well maintained fortifications and wells.
let's run this shit into the ground
whatever happened to fire emblem RTD?
Roll 1.
You find a castle, but it's just a pile of crumbling rocks. Best get to-' Rock falls on your head. You respawn as Purple at the ancient castle.
Joining Purple.
I'll enter existence, then give myself a tripwire firemine layer, modified to have the fire mines only hurt and be detonated by non-purple members.
Roll: 1
You create big boom. You're in said big boom. Respawn, reroll, and think about all the deaths that have happened.
Red Team: Stands for Bloody.
Dustan Hache- Dead, died as melted Ice Cream.
CABL- Arm torn off, surrounded by angry bears.
King Zultan- Found food. Daydreaming. Alive.Blue Team- Stands Prepared.
MonkeyMarkMario- Stable Boy. Alive, and cleaning the stables.
Yoink- Captain of the Guard- Peasant Archers, and Food stockpiled.
Ragnar the Råsh of Emal- Arrow to the knee, and head bashed in. Dead.Purple Team- Ancient Castle, Dead Revolution.
Redjive_Industries- Found a Castle crumbling, got crumpled by a falling rock from said castle. Dead.
0cra_tr0per- 0cra make big boom. tr0per now dead from big boom.