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Author Topic: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}  (Read 5730 times)

TricMagic

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Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« on: August 24, 2018, 05:55:10 pm »
Minimalist RTD, enough said.


Two sides, two castles, one mountain in the center, and rivers. So many rivers.

Pick Red or Blue, and try and kill each other.
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MonkeyMarkMario

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2018, 06:20:04 pm »
Red vs Blue yes!

I choose . . . BLUE
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Any future games will be simpler in nature, I have a bad habit of biting off more than I can chew. Also hoping for more players in them.

I have Discord for my games now(not necessary to play, tho might be easier to contact me): https://discord.gg/DuaARAZ

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2018, 08:30:51 pm »
Joining Purple.

I'll enter existence, then give myself a tripwire firemine layer, modified to have the fire mines only hurt and be detonated by non-purple members.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2018, 07:43:54 am by 0cra_tr0per »
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Yoink

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2018, 08:44:12 pm »
BE BLUE

STATION PEASANT ARCHERS ON BATTLEMENTS, GET OTHER PEASANTS FROM SURROUNDING COUNTRYSIDE TO STOCK CASTLE WITH FOOD IN CASE OF SIEGE
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2018, 09:00:22 pm »
red!
Turn monkeymarkmario into an ice cream using the magic words!
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Ragnar the Råsh of Emal

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2018, 10:45:45 pm »
Blue

Begin production of orbital death lazer.
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Redjive_Industries

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2018, 11:24:10 pm »
I choose to leave ZE red communist west behind, and create the rebellious PURPLE republic after a popular uprising in both countries. Hastily garrison a previously abandoned castle conveniently equidistant from both countries, with suspiciously well maintained fortifications and wells.
let's run this shit into the ground

Spoiler: Tric I desire words with thee (click to show/hide)
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Redjive_Industries

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2018, 11:28:08 pm »
Send our elite operative, SNEK on a sneaking mission to steal armaments and attach advanced balloons we found in the underground bunker under the castle, so as to deliver them to said bunker... Somehow.
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MonkeyMarkMario

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2018, 11:37:49 pm »
Quote from: Dustan Hache on August 24, 2018, 09:00:22 pm
Turn monkeymarkmario into an ice cream using the magic words!
I will clone myself before he does this and my clone and I will bash his brains in.
Die you red scum!

((By the way I am working on a revamped and simpler clones game, I like clones what can I say. :))))
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My Forum game(s):
Hahaha, ya right

Any future games will be simpler in nature, I have a bad habit of biting off more than I can chew. Also hoping for more players in them.

I have Discord for my games now(not necessary to play, tho might be easier to contact me): https://discord.gg/DuaARAZ

CABL

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2018, 02:14:46 am »
Red team! Glory to Mother Яussia!
IT'S TIME FOR THE BEAR CAVALRY TO SAVE THE DAY! ASSIST DUSTAN HACHE WITH HIS QUEST TO KILL MONKEYMARKMARIO!
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

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King Zultan

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2018, 03:02:01 am »
Red!
Spawn in with a DP-28 and search the castle for any useful supplies.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2018, 06:07:45 am »
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Ragnar the Råsh of Emal

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2018, 06:21:07 am »
Make sure that I finish da lazor

Secrets!

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TricMagic

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2018, 06:59:04 am »
Quote from: Redjive_Industries on August 24, 2018, 11:24:10 pm

Spoiler: Tric I desire words with thee (click to show/hide)

The fact that I can't run it right now without spending 4+ hours on it, Per turn.. That and being unable to use any programs for the maps. Old Apples are confusing, and this one doesn't want to update to the current version. And is laggy to boot.

It's still an improvement over no laptop, but I want my windows. Just have to wait.


To answer your question, technical difficulties. I'll restart once I Get a Window. Till then.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2018, 07:44:31 am »
edited my reply to this post, i'm joining the purple team
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