Round 1Turn 6Mid-Air Collision____________________________________________________________________________
“
Actually, can you chuck me too? Just in the same direction as that blue lady I punched.” (8.)
“Just get outta here, punk!” Without much warning, the irate Chuckster wraps his big burly arms around
randomgenericusername and gives her a hearty heave-ho. How did these plant-based villager folk get so strong anyway? The Italian nun briefly ponders this as she soars across the sky. Her built in heads up display locks on to
Failbird105, highlighting her in a red outline. Target acquired. Attempting to dispense pain.
The projectile Wiki Warrior is spotted right in the corner of Failbird’s peripheral vision. Gritting through the pain, the blue skinned Wiki Warrior shoots off toward the incoming attacker. Flying at supersonic speeds, Failbird hopes to intercept randomgeneric with her trusty kama. “
The air is my domain!” The two Wiki Warriors collide in mid-air. The exchange lasts only seconds. (1-2<pain>v7+1<bionic arms>) Radiating pain blurs Failbird’s vision! Her swipe is way off the mark. Randomgenric, on the contrary, is still impeccably accurate with her punches. I mean, with teched up bionic arms, punching through a solid brick wall is almost effortless. What about a head that’s flying at you at super speeds while you’re flying at the head? Lot of kinetic energy, I’d imagine. A violent swinging haymaker right hook lands flush against Failbird’s injured head. The Wiki Warrior’s head is unable to sustain such punishment; the bone and flesh caving in on contact. A sickening snap is heard. That would be Failbird’s poor neck, shattered from the whiplash. The once was Wiki Warrior tumbles from the sky, skidding face first along the sidewalks before coming to a rest underneath a palm tree. Randomgeneric, automatically activates her Icarus Landing System to gracefully land inside the tower loft that Failbird previously crashed into. The nun gives a quick prayer, knowing that she sent a soul straight to the the afterlife in a kickass knockout highlight to be showcased on ESPN.
Randomgenericusername has sent Failbird105 down for the ten count!+1 point+
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Sentinel Beam: +
Asset: Sentinel Beam
An alien weapon appears at Randomgeneric’s feet. Huh. Looks like some type of laser? More technology to kill people with. Awesome!
Two police officers and some energy wave throwing maniac were enough trouble. But even more cops? Screw. That.
0cra_tr0per pops out of cover to take a few more pot shots at the lone surviving cop. (5v6) The last two bullets embed themselves in the wall, leaving the cowering cop alive and 0cra out of ammo! Nevertheless, the Fly-headed Wiki Warrior turns his attention back to his dying ally. (5) With no readily available first-aid kit and no pertinent medical knowledge, there’s little that 0cra can do for Pat Patterson. So ends the life of WWE’s first ever Intercontinental champion. A moment of silence will be held on the next episode of Monday night RAW. There’s nothing left for 0cra in this store. It’s time for Operation GTFO. The Wiki Warrior breaks out of cover and runs out of the store, heading towards his parked Volvo truck. But first, he has to contend with more Reppuken spam, courtesy of
The_Two_Eternities! (10v8) The wave of concussive energy clips the fleeing Warrior’s legs, knocking him flat onto his back. In the midst of this, an armored vehicle drives up, blocking one of the alley entrances. A group of six Piantas, decked out in tactical gear, emerge from the vehicle and begin setting up a perimeter. The lone Pianta cop retreats back to the newly arrived special tactical unit and points them toward both The_Two_Eternities and 0cra! A group of two, armed with shotguns, begin approaching tentatively.
King Zultan, having taken refuge in the Delfino boathouse, takes a moment to re-wrap himself in the protective goo of Yellow Temperance and scavenge for any usable supplies. (7) The wheelchair-bound Wiki Warrior spots a handyman. After a couple of moments, the handyman places down his toolbox and disappears into restroom. Zultan takes this opportunity to treat himself. <+
Asset: Hammer. +
Asset: Wrench +
Asset: Screwdriver.> Mundane tools, for sure, but with proper know-how, this just might be enough to repair his wheelchair battle armor.
NRDL wades through the seemingly never ending wall of flies. Near the edge of the fly cloud and in an area where the Lucha Warrior can talk without inhaling bugs, NRDL shouts for a lawyer. Another suit-wearing Pianta emerges from a nearby building, ready to hear his case. Where do these fellas come from anyway? “
King Zultan has stolen my idea of cunning disengagement from battle! Lawyers, after him!” (1) “
King who, now? Sorry, but he probably has sovereign immunity or sumthin'. Now if you can excuse me, it's lunch time!’” The Pianta lawyer runs off before NRDL can clarify further. Dang it! But hey, maybe this newly produced lemon will make you feel better.
Underground,
piratejoe lies trapped within a coffin. Seeing no possible way out, the Wiki Warrior simply resigns himself to this ignominious fate. The air supply eventually runs out.
HotFire90 has consigned piratejoe to an early grave!+1 point+
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Rei (Fist of the North Star): +
Trait:Master of Nanto Suicho Ken
A lone tombstone rises from where piratejoe once was, indicating to HotFire that the dark deed is done. The Wiki Warrior is dead. A few seconds later,
HotFire90 clutches his head. His brain instantaneously absorbing all the knowledge and techniques of a certain martial arts style. The moment passes. HotFire collects his allies and sets forth on his true objective: selling insurance to the local population! (8)Bianco Plaza is empty, save for a massive swarm of flies, NRDL, who seems none too interested in whatever HotFire has to offer, and the unconscious Killian Dain. Instead, Hotfire heads towards the beach. Pointing out the recent chaos and destruction, HotFire manages to convince a lifeguard Pianta and a sunglasses selling Pianta to buy into his insurance scheme. The meme-making Wiki Warrior’s bank account grows steadily.
The swarm of flies finally disperse from Bianco Plaza, having stripped down wide swaths of foliage. Killian Dain sits up, finally shaking off his uncosiousness. He blankly stares at the gore pile that was once his tag team partner. The large wrestler picks up his steel chair and begins heading towards the boat house, seeking out King Zultan
A short boat ride away, The Delfino Airstrip services air travel to and from Isle Delfino. Instead of the usual small prop planes, the Airstrip pays host to a high tech aerial fighter jet, never before seen in these regions. A figure clad in huge armor steps out of the jet. Must be the pilot. Flocks of cooing pigeons pool around his feet. The imposing figure throws down a crumpled Isle Delfino brochure. Pianta? Noki?
SMELLS LIKE FUCKING HERESY! Aw crap, its
leodanny, the Angry Space Marine!
ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME! A passenger boat unloads near the boathouse. Two Japanese students disembark onto the pier. One is a bubbly girl who has pledged absolute loyalty to the other. The other has a ...
sinister air about him…. its
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES, the self proclaimed savior. “
Do not fear death! Death should not be a taboo. This world, too, will come to an end. It is merely part of the plan. Let’s go, Kimika!”
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Name: Hotfire90
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Points: 2
Gary Hebl : +2 Legal, +3 Politics +
Ability:Insurance Salesman
(20)
Submachine Gun: +
Asset: Submachine Gun (100/100)
(34)
Grandma’s Coffin: +2 Digging +
Asset: Shovel +Ability: Premature Burial
(39)
Cuánto Cabrón: +3 Meme making, +
Asset: Jetpack +
Asset: Top Hat, +
Asset: Monocle
(20)
Water Gun+
Asset: Water Gun (30/30)
(6)
Iguanodon :+
Ally: Iguanodon
(6)
Rei (Fist of the North Star): +
Trait:Master of Nanto Suicho Ken
Assets: Submachine Gun (70/100), Shovel, Jetpack, Top Hat, Monocle, Water Gun (24/30), $1800
Abilities: Insurance Salesman: Can attempt to ‘insure’ NPCs. Player will receive a money premium each turn the Insured NPC is alive. [Max 5 NPCs] {current 3, $900 per turn}
Premature Burial: Summon a coffin. Any character placed, willingly or unwillingly, in this coffin will be subsequently buried alive! [3 turn cooldown after successful burial] [
2 CD]
AllyNICE MEME Guy- (Sand-board, status:fine <insured>)
Iguanodon: (status:fine) Herbivore dino that weighs over 3 tons. Also roughly 35ft long.
TraitMaster of Nanto Suicho Ken: This martial arts emphasize the destruction of the exterior. Player inflicts slicing damage instead of blunt damage when utilizing hand-to-hand combat
Name:The_Two_Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Tornadoes of 2015: +
Ability: There’s a Storm Coming
(10)
LeBron James: +4 Basketball, +
Asset: Basketball +
Asset: 3 NBA Championship Rings
(28)
Greater Healing Scroll:+
Asset: Greater Healing Scroll
(32)
Geese Howard: +2 Business Administration, +3 Martial Arts, +
Ability:Reppuuken, +
Ability:Raging Storm
(40)
Logopedia ->
Pepsi Boom : +
Asset: six-pack of Pepsi Boom
Assets:
Basketball, 3 NBA Championship Rings, six-pack of Pepsi Boom
{Greater Healing Scroll: Target recovers from egregious medical harm.(1 use)}
Abilities: There’s a Storm Coming: Call down a tornado of varying strength to ravage the area. [4 turn cooldown after end of tornado]
Reppuken: Create a damaging chi energy wave that travels in a straight line in front of you.
Raging Storm: Create a damaging pillar of energy around you (1 turn cooldown)
Name:King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
status:fine, shielded by Yellow Temperance
Leucophora: +
Ability: Swarm Summon
(35)
The Accuser: +2 Legal +
Asset: Transforming wheelchair +
Trait:Paraplegic
(35)
Jesse Eisenberg: +1 Voice Acting, +3 Acting +
Asset: DVD copy of The Social Network
(18)
Yellow Temperance: +
Stand: Yellow Temperance
(7)
SAnitY: +2 Pro Wrestling +2 Tag Team Attack +
Ally:Killian Dain
+Ally:Alexander WolfeAssets:DVD of The Social Network. wrench, hammer, screwdriver
{Transforming Wheelchair: a wheelchair that is able to turn into power armor around the player.}
->
Accuser Power Armor :Provides enhanced defense and mobility to user. Converts back to wheelchair after sustained damage. Has additional built-in features <Status:
Severely damaged. Must be repaired.>
+
Ability: Saw Blade Shield: The armor is able to produce a spinning shield out of the forearm. Raver sharp and can deflect bullets. Spin function damaged.
+
Ability: Grappling Hook: Armor has built in grappling hook for increased maneuverability
Abilities: Swarm Summon: Create a concentrated swarm of root-maggot flies. Effective against vegetation (2 turn cooldown)
[1 CD]Stand:
Yellow Temperance: Amorphous blob creature bound to player’s body. Can be used to: assimilate organic matter, mimic the appearance of other characters, and as body armor
Trait: Paraplegic: Player has lost usage of their legs and cannot walk via normal means
Allies: Killian Dain (Status: fine. Assets: steel chair. )- A big, burly, and violent wrestler. Teammates with Alexander Wolfe
Alexander Wolfe (status:
ded): A pile of gibs
Name:NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown
Status: fine
Tornero Gran Alternativa (2009): +3 Lucha Libre +
Asset: Lucha mask +
Asset: CMLL World Heavyweight Championship Belt
(25)
Fosh Beary : +
Asset: 5 Combustible Lemons +
Trait:Lemon Factory
(19)
HG 40: +
Asset: HG 40 SMG (32/32)
(13)
Touhou Smash Battles: +
Asset: $10,000 +
Ability: That violates my copyright!
(29)
Trisagion: +
Ability: Smiting Light
Assets:Lucha mask, CMLL Belt, 2 Combustible Lemon, HG 40 SMG (32/32), $10000
Abilities: That violates my copyright!: Accuse a character of using your content without permission! If successful, character will be assaulted by randomly spawning lawyers! (3 turn cooldown) (
3 CD)
Smiting Light: Player can shoot blasts of searing light out of their eyes (once per turn)
TraitLemon Factory: Player, for lack of a better term, 'produces' Combustible Lemons (1 every 2 turns)
Name:0cra_tr0per
Gender: Male
Nationality:American
Status:
stunned <-1 to rolls for next turn>
Gerald Brisco: +1 Pro Wrestling, +2 Eye for Talent, +2 Auto Repair,
+Ally: Pat Patterson(11)
The Flood: +
Ability: Gravemind. +
Asset: Infectious vial of Flood spores
(12)
Brundle Bundle: +3 Repair +2 Robotics +
Asset: Wrench +
Trait: Man-Fly
(8.)
Volvo Viking: +
Asset: Volvo L485 Viking heavy duty truck
(15)
Defense Calling:+
Ability: Barrier
Assets:Volvo L485 Viking truck, 2 smoke grenades, gas mask, ballistic helmet, Revolver (0/6)
{Vial of Flood spores: Contains mutagenic powder. Exposure is through physical contact. Infected characters quickly transform into a Flood abomination}.
Abilities: Gravemind:Player is immune to and can control the actions of Flood creatures
Barrier:Player can project a protective barrier around themself or other objects, shielding against potential damage. (+2 to defense rolls for 2 turns. Does not affect counter-attack) (2 turn cooldown)
Trait: Man-Fly: Player is a freakish hybrid of man and fly. Expect people to react accordingly
Ally:Pat Patterson (Status:
ded)- Ran out of blood
Name: randomgenericusername
Gender:Female
Nationality: Italian
Status:fine
Points:1
Irene Stefani: +2 First Aid. +2 Theology. +
Asset: Nun’s Habit
(35)
DeusEx Human Revolution : +
Trait: Bio-mechanically Augmented
(25)
Little Mac: +2 Boxing, +
Asset:Boxing Gloves
(16)
1 Iron: +1 Golfing +
Asset: 1 Iron golf club
(16)
24K Chainsaw:) +
Asset: Solid Gold Chainsaw
(11)
Sentinel Beam: +
Asset: Sentinel Beam (100/100)
Assets: Boxing Gloves, 1 Iron golf club, Solid Gold Chainsaw. Sentinel Beam(100/100)
Trait: Bio-mechanically Augmented: Parts of Player’s body has been replaced or enhanced with cutting edge technology. Augmentations are as follows:
Optical Prosthesis: Enhanced eyesight. Can see through walls. Immune to flash based blinding attacks. (+2 to perception rolls)
Landing System: Electromagnetic implants in the player’s body can slow a fall from reasonable heights (30 ft)
Advanced Arm Prosthesis: Player has superior strength, can punch through walls and is more accurate with firearms. (+1 to rolls that use the arms, +1 guns)
Dermal Armor: A nanofiber composite matrix is implanted between the layers of skin, reducing damage taken
Name: leodanny
Gender: ANGER
Nationality: ANGER
Status: ANGRY
Sukhoi Su-30MKM: +
Asset: Sukhoi Su-30MKM fighter jet
(35)
Homeless Pigeon Person: +
Asset: Bag of bird feed +
Trait: Pigeon Magnet
(23)
Delphinium: +
Asset: Dolphin-shaped Scythe
(38)
Angry Marines: +
Asset: Power Fists +
Assets: Armor of the Angry Space Marine +
Trait: Melee Specialization. +
Trait: ALWAYS ANGRY +
Trait: Hates Xeno Scum
(12)
Hadouken: +
Ability: Hadouken!
Asset:
Bag of bird feed, Dolphin-shaped Scythe, Power Fists
<Sukhoi Su-30MKM>: Fighter jet armed for both air-air and air-ground confrontations. Armament:
GSh-30-1 gun (150/150)
4 x R-73 short range anti air missile
4 x KAB-500L laser guided bomb
<Armor of the Angry Space Marine>: Bulky power armor painted in yellow and red. Emblazoned with a frowning face. (+1 to defense)
Ability:Hadouken!: Player can shoot fireballs from their hands. 1 per turn. No cooldown
Trait:Pigeon Magnet: A flock of pigeons will constantly follow the player.
Melee Specialization: Player has specialized in close combat and views other methods as inferior <+1 to melee combat. -1 to ranged combat>
ALWAYS ANGRY: Player burns with
THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS, prone to yelling and cursing and is generally unable to do things in a calm and civil manner
Hates Xeno Scum: Player sees anyone and anything non-human as a blight to be wiped out.
Name: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Gender:male
Nationality: Japanese
Status:fine
Wonderful Everyday: +1 Martial Arts. +2 Piano Playing. +2 Cult Activity +
Trait: Messianic Delusions +
Ally: Kimika Tachibana
(22)
Snow Crystal Staff: +
Asset: Snow Crystal Staff
(39)
Shoop Da Whoop : +
Ability:Mah Lazer!
(2)
Chemical Thrower: +
Asset: Chemical Thrower (100/100) [napalm] {MR} +
Asset: Canister of liquid nitrogen. +
Asset: Canister of electric gel
(4)
The Dismemberer: +
Asset: Dismemberer Axe
Assets: 1 Canister of liquid nitrogen (100/100). 1 Canister of electric gel (100/100)
<Snow Crystal Staff>: A staff imbued with potent Ice Magic. Grants usage of
Ability: Winter Weather Advisory
<Chemical Thrower>(100/100): Loaded with napalm. Can dispense other chemicals if desired.
<Dismemberer Axe>: Things killed by axe will violently explode into chunky gibs
AbilitiesMah Lazer!: Player can shoot out a large beam of energy right out of their mouth. (2 turn cooldown)
Winter Weather Advisory: Using the Snow Crystal Staff, player can alter arena's weather to blizzard conditions for 6 turns. <1 use>
TraitsMessianic Delusions: Player believes self to the second coming and can sway others to their cause
<Cult membership: 1>
Allies Kimika Tachibana: (Status:fine. Assets: Telescopic Baton. +1 Chemistry): A bubbly schoolgirl who was the chemistry club leader. Long story short, she's dedicated her life to the savior's whims
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GM note!: The Crappy Games Wikia was deleted, so it has been replaced on the Great Wiki List with the Fallout wiki. Deceased players (Failbird. piratejoe) can re-waitlist if y'all so desire. And I hope everyone is enjoying the game so far
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