Everything is broken... the most annoying part of the graphics is the constant flashing of various grasses
I dorfed myself as a miner
We taming these birds now
Why do these things happen instantly every time I run a succession fort...
It's a bunch of dark stranglers.... And I can't close the gate because I couldn't find a lever, so I'm having one of those built and having both squads stand guard at the gate
Okay this means war... ATTACK
A duck killed this bird.... A DUCK.... stupid duck
On another note, are these supposed to show up, because they do
Oops
This is vital information *sarcasm*
So we killed all but two of the monkeys, but all of our military is now in the hospital, and they keep killing our dwarves one by one, who proceed to generate another corpse hauling task.... So I've decided "Let's do this Medieval Europe style and send hordes of untrained peasants at them."
Which killed one of them, but got 10 peasants hospitalized, so my idea was... send another set of them at the last one.
Which ended... about the same actually... But hey, they are all dead now.... along with our non-pig livestock... But remember before how I said I had a tactical sucsess, that was a strategic error, well this was it, because as it turns out....
We have no medical supplies of any kind... We don't even have buckets, which I can at least get fixed. We also don't appear to have enough hospital space, so I expanded it
Oh... this could be good.
Okay.
Now, if I could get some of these to join the fort....
Here we go.....
I see..
Well that was lame...
This I can fix, so I ended up expanding the hospital space far more than the zone can go, so I turned the remaining space into Coffin Land, which I then expanded again for more Fun Times For All The Family.
And with that, we move to summer