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[Tyrant Leviathan]

Fun? The inter net has sucked my soul from that, and my design is magic power armor model 1. The arrows are fun yes, but counter would be adamant crotch guards or something.

[evictedSaint]

Well obviously you just develop HEAT Dick-Seeking arrows

And when they develop Dick ERA, you develop HEAT Tandem Dick-Seeking arrows.

The end result is that they get shot in the dick more often than not

[Doomblade187]

Mighty Bow: (5)Sensei, Voidslayer, Talion, Tyrant Leviathan, Detoxicated
Dick-Seeking Arrow (1): eS

Lightning Spear:
Swift Wind Horseshoes:
Smooth Earth Horseshoes: (1) Sensei
Fire Trap:
Dick-Seeking Arrow (3): eS, Detox, Doomblade
Enchanter's Kiln: (1) Talion
Reinforcement Spell:
Draco Armor: (2) Tyrant Leviathan, Voidslayer
Firesabre:
Wait for the results of the first design:

I got you, eS.

[Tyrant Leviathan]

What if they use creatures without gentians though?


I swear, why do I bother..

[crazyabe]

Mighty bow 10
We started off with some rather... odd issues to begin with, issues involving test arrows being sent off without a standard rate- however with the help of the master thaumaturge we were able to prevent them from causing too many significant accuracy issues.

Dick seeking Arrows 15
However, producing arrows which seeked out genitals was far... simpler although we can't deduce why, with them flying straight and true towards every male test subject in front of them, with their only defect being how indiscriminate they are on choosing targets, however this can be mostly mitigated by keeping archers armed with them in front of other troops.

Spoiler: Mozkeria designs, Magic, and Ect (click to show/hide)

-Mundane Equipment-
-Weapons-
 "Stalwart" Sword: A Strong- if somewhat short metal sword, often Doubles as a wood axe or shovel among soldiers -Cheap
 "Knightmare" Spear: Long wooden spears, very unwieldy but devastating against charging Mounted troops -Cheap
 "Hunter" Bow: a Small and somewhat weak bow used more oft by civilians then soldiers -VERY cheap [Range Short-Moderate]
-Armor-
 "Rough hide" tunic: Armor made from mildly undercured leather, protects against some cuts, and *only* covers the chest, crotch, upper arms, and upper legs areas -Cheap
-Other-
 "pipsqueak" Horse: Relatively small horses capable of quick maneuvering but not endurance running -Expensive
-Magic Equipment-
-Equipment, Resources, Ect-
 Enchanting Stone: Painstakingly chipped away gems, carved just so to contain magical energy. -Expensive
 Rod of Expel: A Rather Simplistic wood Rod which expels small blasts of whatever magic is constrained within the gem upon its tip when its user concentrates upon it, takes anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes to recharge. -Expensive
 Mighty Bow: A Recurve bow with an Air enchanted gem which can massively increase both the force of the bow and range, however they rarely fire at the same strength even at full charge. -Expensive [Range Moderate-Far-Veryfar]
 Dick seeking Arrow: An Enchanted arrow with a gem head, indiscriminately seeks out the genitals of males in front of it. -Expensive
-Spells-
 "Command Element": A Simplistic spell which allows the wielder to- as suggested Command the standard four elements. -"easy" ~if enchanted does NOT require a source of the element.
-General Knowledge-
Enchanting(Apprentice) - Enchanting is an interesting art, in that once an enchantment is 'set' within a stone, it will last until the gem is destroyed.  Enchanted objects of any nature may be commanded by anyone who understands their function, mage or not.
Elementalism(Nigh-nonexistent) - Its strength has something to do with the caster's personality and soul? eh the master really didn't elaborate because it wasn't his specialty.

It is now the Revision phase - You may attempt to Improve and or fix [1] Design.

[Detoxicated]

The Secret of The Winds
By observing natural wind movement we can more easily pick the right winds to infuse our wind stones. The winds produced by the mighty bows are more stable and usually at similar strengths when fired.

[Sensei]

He did say that had already been resolved.

As for the dick-seeking arrows (eS told me: "I hadn't thought it would win, man") we might want to revise them so A) they seek genitals of all kinds, not just dicks, and B) they have some means of discerning friend from foe.

[evictedSaint]

Descriminate Genital-Seeking Arrows

The enchantment has been refined to be more Politically Correct and seek genitals of any type.  Additionally, the arrows now discriminate based on the users general opinion of available targets.

[Detoxicated]

Fire Blast Wand
A expulsion wand type specifically made from fire infused gems. The wands themselves are made from granite and copper and at the tip of it a large fire gemstone rests. The user can create a fire hose of peculiar strength to burn his foes in front.

[Sensei]

CrazyAbe, how expensive are our magic bows and arrows? Does no descriptor given make them "normal" priced? What proportion of our troops will be able to use them?

[crazyabe]

Your Production of your New bows and arrows is limited by that of your production of Enchanting gems- which means They are "Expensive" in that not everyone can have one, unless you were to totally focus them in one location.

[Doomblade187]

Descriminate Genital-Seeking Arrows: (1) Doomblade

Make em work better, eh?

[Tyrant Leviathan]

Runes: Instead Of Just depending on Gem infusion into objects we have unrivaled the language of the universe.


As such we merely have to imprint the title of a object and in turn it gets enchanted that way. Though for now trying to decipher what each mark means for what, wil keep us busy for a while. But at least no longer need gemstones for everything.

[VoidSlayer]

Revision: DSA mark 2 : Mighty Dick Seeking Arrows

Our champions need a bow, and this is it.  Combining the power of a mighty bow and the accuracy of a DSA, these mean no male groin will be safe no matter the distance or armor.

[Thanatos Russ]

I will add to the improved dick seeking arrows, though I think we should really improve their armour penetration value by making them bodkin arrows.