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[Maximum Spin]

What would you like as if you were your own made up mafia?

Specific Rules:

• No hammers. Fuck hammers. Hammers are like Mondays, the only thing they're good for is shooting schoolchildren. Wait, did I say that out loud?
• When you sign up you will send me a PM with whatever you'd like to say in it except for one very important inclusion which you will not forget, a single word describing your desired role. You may include this word in the context of further text by quoting it in connection with any reasonable sentence such as "My role submission is 'Flipper'." If, however, I see you go even one word over the one-word limit even for a second, I will not tell you, but accept your submission without comment, and not until you get your final role back will you discover that I chose whichever single word I thought would be funniest.
• Days and nights will end at the pleasure of the GM, who is me. This is not me being difficult; I just can't realistically promise any set schedule because I have a sleep disorder.
• Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.
• Make no assumptions, and you will never be wrong, probably.

PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PROCEED WITH SIGNUP PROCESS

Players:
-IcyTea31
-FallacyofUrist
-TricMagic
-hector13
-randomgenericusername
-doomchild
-Egan_BW
-Rockeater
-Deus Asmoth
-Thanatos Russ

Years later, this set of quicktopic links was added:
Egan and Hector13
Fallacy and Deus Asmoth
IcyTea31 and Doomchild
randomgenericusername and Tricmagic
Thanatos Russ and rockeater

[IcyTea31]

Sent.

[FallacyofUrist]

Sending.

[TricMagic]

Sent.

[hector13]

‘min, like.

[randomgenericusername]

I don't understand the singup, could I have a few examples please?

[IcyTea31]

I don't understand the singup, could I have a few examples please?

I don't think you're supposed to understand it, since from how I read those rules, there'll be bastardry. Nevertheless, I simply had my message be my single word and nothing else. And oh, what a beautiful word it is.

[TricMagic]

I actually like these types. They're fun.

[hector13]

I don't understand the singup, could I have a few examples please?

I don't think you're supposed to understand it, since from how I read those rules, there'll be bastardry. Nevertheless, I simply had my message be my single word and nothing else. And oh, what a beautiful word it is.

I did that too.

My word isn’t that good though.

[IcyTea31]

could I have a few examples please?

• doctor
• shoemaker
• catgirl
• prideful
• seventy
• agoraphobia

Literally any single word.

[hector13]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[TricMagic]

I wouldn't mind more games like this one.

Go with Hikari.

[IcyTea31]

I suppose you could submit the name of an actual vanilla Mafia role. But that'd be boring.

[FallacyofUrist]

I suppose you could submit the name of an actual vanilla Mafia role. But that'd be boring.

And probably get you something weird anyways.

Oh, you're a jailkeeper? Good for you! You're the warden of a prison filled with catgirls and you have to play a minigame each night in order to prevent their escape.

[Maximum Spin]

I don't understand the singup, could I have a few examples please?

Any of the examples others have given so far would be acceptable!

Some would make me hate you more than others, though. *cough*hector*cough*