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FallacyofUrist

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SPAMNINJA
« on: July 24, 2018, 02:08:44 pm »

You are a ninja, a legendary warrior clad in black.

What sort of ninja are you?
A: Stealthy ninja. You sneak around, use disguises, and basically assassinate people when they least expect it. Start with Ninja Art of Shadow-Fading, Disguise Skill, Parkour Skill, and Stealth Skill.
B: Battle ninja. You charge the enemy shouting a war cry and stab the heck out of them. Start with Ninja Art of Substitution, Swordplay Skill, Evasion Skill, and Parkour Skill.
C: Sensei ninja. You are a wise and venerable ninja, old but skilled. You lead a small clan of ninjas. Start with Ninja Art of Substitution, Ninja Art of Shadow-Fading, Ninja Art of Smoke Blast, and all listed skills from the above two ninjas. Also you're Old and occasionally Haunted.
D: Catgirl ninja. You trick your foes into thinking you're harmless and crazy until you murderize them with your claws. Start with Ninja Art of Adorableness, Claw Skill, Climb Skill and Parkour Skill. You would probably be stealthy if you didn't wear a bright pink jumpsuit.
E: Techno ninja. You use a variety of gadgets to accomplish your objectives. Start with Ninja Art of Device Fabrication and Ninja Art of Stealth.

What time do you live in?
A: Feudal Japan. Samurai and ninja clash. Samurai do have their own special abilities...
B: The modern world. America.
C: The modern world, except it's a world of ninjas. No, not Naruto. Everyone is a ninja of some kind.
D: The modern world... well, mostly. By mostly I mean the apocalypse is about to begin.
E: Why is everything on fire?
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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2018, 02:09:54 pm »

EA

I feel like this is going to be fun.
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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2018, 02:10:30 pm »

EA
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 02:12:21 pm »

CE.
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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 02:14:10 pm »

EE
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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 02:22:02 pm »

DD and PTW
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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 03:39:29 pm »

EA, let's make this SPAMMICROTRANSACTIONSSIMULATOR
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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2018, 03:54:11 pm »

AE

Techno ninja revolution!

Doubloon-Seven

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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2018, 03:56:05 pm »

I believe you mean EA, given the techno bit.
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2018, 03:59:29 pm »

EA!!!!

Maximum Spin

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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2018, 04:01:28 pm »

DE
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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2018, 04:11:50 pm »

Let's go with EA, then. Though I'm a little sad D didn't win. Maybe for a future game. Or the next round.
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You are... hold on, what was your name again?

A: Write in a Japanese name here.

Right.

You've been sent to assassinate the shogun, Ashikaga Takauji. Some would call you insane.

They're right.

You're going to kill Takauji. He's guarded by samurai aplenty. But you're going to kill him anyway.

And you have advantages. Your trusty crossbow with grapple line, for starters. Odd for a ninja. Like you care.

You have prepared four other tools beforehand as well. What are they?

A: A short-ranged blowgun with three poisonous darts and three sedative darts.
B: A pouch full of kunai and shuriken.
C: A collection of fireworks. An excellent distraction.
D: Metal climbing claws.
E: A pouch full of four smoke bombs, capable of covering a wide area in smoke, along with happo, eggshells filled with blinding powder.
F: A ball of robes. You could easily disguise yourself as a monk with this, though you lack the skills to properly imitate one beyond a cursory talk. Comes with a swordcane.
G: A stone-like blanket. If you curl up and cover yourself with it, you could appear like a stone.
H: Tools to start a fire quickly. Fire is also an excellent distraction.
I: A pouch full of caltrops.
J: A collapsable ladder.
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2018, 04:19:33 pm »

A: Katto Sutevenzu. I had weird parents, okay.



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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: SPAMNINJA
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2018, 04:23:14 pm »

Katto Sutevenzu

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2018, 04:23:35 pm »

B: Nihon no namae

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