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Darkening Kaos

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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2018, 09:08:09 pm »
     One dorf, pulling his hat lower so that everything about his face above the top lip was in shadow, cleared his throat softly, "I actually like nobles and their demands are quite reasonable", barely a whisper louder than the raspy breathing of others at the table.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on March 03, 2014, 05:44:58 pm
So! Failed to make peace, war looms, kill the infidels... what are our plans for the weekend?
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The Giant Moles in the caverns of my current fort breed like crazy, even while regularly being decimated by other beasts entering them...

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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2018, 10:05:55 am »
"I know it's tradition... but why do we have to all race out into a battleground to be the first to pry them off those nasty corpses?  Why can't our tailors just make the loincloths for us?"
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2018, 12:33:46 am »
Erm, I think...I think it's kinda disgusting that we eat all of our dogs


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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2018, 01:31:46 am »
I...

The dwarf scratched his beard and seemed a bit hesitent to speak

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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2018, 04:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on July 31, 2018, 06:31:27 pm
"...I accidentally made an adamantine warhammer studded with rings of platinum. It was... it was supposed to be the other way around."

you got a pettry ballon
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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2018, 07:31:05 pm »
I'm secretly a cat
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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2018, 07:48:59 pm »
Having listened without watching, this dwarf lifts his head and swings his eyes right and left across the table.

His brown beard is rigid and glistens, with hanging braids adorned with many small spikes.

He pushes a finger against one of the spikes and says, "Cat tallow."
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There is something to be said about, if the stakes are as high, maybe reconsider your certitudes. One has to be aggressively allistic to feel entitled to be able to trust. But it won't happen to me, my bit doesn't count etc etc... Just saying, after my recent experiences I couldn't trust the public if I wanted to. People got their risk assessment neurons rotten and replaced with game theory. Folks walk around like fat turkeys taunting the world to slaughter them.

Craftsdwarf boi

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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2019, 08:59:41 am »
One would certainly consider dwarves as ignorant alcohol-dependent imbeciles.
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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2019, 10:18:06 am »
I... I actually prefer tea over booze.
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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2019, 10:22:52 am »
I like nobles. Their mandates tend to be fairly easy to fulfill, and the mayors labor night and day to salvage their citizens' wavering sanity. Our fortresses would die much much faster without a noble or two to keep things running smoothly.
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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2019, 10:47:05 pm »
Quote from: Superdorf on May 29, 2019, 10:22:52 am
I like nobles. Their mandates tend to be fairly easy to fulfill, and the mayors labor night and day to salvage their citizens' wavering sanity. Our fortresses would die much much faster without a noble or two to keep things running smoothly.
True tho, a broker ,manager, and/or mayor would serve well in most fortresses.
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DEATH THO THE THE IGNOBLE NOBLES
Come and amuse oneself the Game of Skirmishes and Transpiration!
...and Engine Heart!
"It was inevitable"----Urist Mcphilosopher
"Losing is !!FUN!!"-----Pretty much every forum member
"#Proletariatinsurrection"-----Every Non-noble dwarf when under rule by nobility

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« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2019, 03:12:14 am »
A dwarf with a sullen glare says: I confess I voted for a gremlin in last mayoral election to annoy the nobles... I never imagined he would win...
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« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2019, 06:17:26 pm »
The fortress of boatmurdered was the single greatest success in all of dwarven history.

Definitely.

Yeah.
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Craftsdwarf boi

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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2019, 08:44:36 pm »
No, Headshoots is
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DEATH THO THE THE IGNOBLE NOBLES
Come and amuse oneself the Game of Skirmishes and Transpiration!
...and Engine Heart!
"It was inevitable"----Urist Mcphilosopher
"Losing is !!FUN!!"-----Pretty much every forum member
"#Proletariatinsurrection"-----Every Non-noble dwarf when under rule by nobility

Darkening Kaos

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Re: Bearded Confessions
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2019, 11:04:36 pm »
     In b4 fortresses at 10 paces.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on March 03, 2014, 05:44:58 pm
So! Failed to make peace, war looms, kill the infidels... what are our plans for the weekend?
Quote from: Cozmopolit on October 02, 2012, 03:12:01 am
The Giant Moles in the caverns of my current fort breed like crazy, even while regularly being decimated by other beasts entering them...
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