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Author Topic: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!  (Read 24947 times)

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #450 on: September 07, 2018, 02:20:23 pm »

B.
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #451 on: September 07, 2018, 02:37:45 pm »

B, although A looks hilarious.
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #452 on: September 07, 2018, 02:55:46 pm »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #453 on: September 07, 2018, 04:59:52 pm »

You turn and find a lone dwarf bowing respectfully; at your word she lifts her head, revealing the face of a bright-eyed young woman. She introduces herself as Rítes (pronounced as two syllables) of the prolific and wide-spanning runesmith clan Runecutter. This, incidentally, makes her a distant cousin of your acquaintance Estfer, though this is not much of a coincidence: it's said that one out of every three runesmiths in the world bears the name. You say that you decided to take some time to explore your domain; she laughs lightly and asks if you would like to be shown around the runesmiths' area here.

A) Yes! That's exactly what I want!
B) No, I think I should go back to bed.
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #454 on: September 07, 2018, 05:30:43 pm »

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I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #455 on: September 07, 2018, 06:48:56 pm »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #456 on: September 07, 2018, 07:47:08 pm »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #457 on: September 08, 2018, 12:04:02 am »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #458 on: September 08, 2018, 02:38:42 am »

A YES I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AND HOW THE STONE WORK IS HOLDING UP AND I AM NOT SPYING ON YOU CLUMSILY

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #459 on: September 08, 2018, 04:10:37 am »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #460 on: September 09, 2018, 01:39:28 pm »

"Yeah!", you say. "I want to know if you need anything and, uh, how the stonework is holding up! I'm definitely not spying on you clumsily or anything!"

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She blinks, then says "Okay!" and leads you back along the hallway. At a seemingly nondescript point you'd already passed earlier, she stops and traces some kind of pattern on the wall with a finger; the wall reacts by foaming up and sort of slithering out of the way, leaving behind a doorway. Rítes looks at you and smirks before saying: "Your majesty's eyes are wide as medallions. Didn't you know about the magic doors?"

You both pass through the doorway, and you stand for a moment and take in the room on the other side. It is mostly empty and seems to be an antechamber, though no visible corridors spring from it; apart from the dim sconces, the only furnishings are a series of low chests spaced out against the walls. Rítes opens one and excitedly pulls out a strange, flexible metal rod and a strip of cloth, both of which she hands to you. "Here, try this out! Just rub the tip of the pole roughly with the pad, like you're trying to polish out a scuff. Then try to drop the pad!" You follow the instructions, though her giggling at the hand motions you make while doing so makes you a bit self-conscious. Then you drop the cloth bit, and — instead of reaching the ground, it drifts back toward the rod! "Don't let them touch!", Rítes calls out, "At least not until you're done." You swing the rod back over the cloth in the other direction, and it turns in midair and continues lazily following the tip. You are totally fascinated by this for several minutes, staring rapt as the cloth dances around, and you notice that the rod seems to pull on other things like your hair and clothes as well, though not as strongly. Suddenly, though, the little piece of cloth gets the better of you and manages to cling to the end of the rod, whereupon there's a flash of light and the cloth falls dead to the floor. Rítes picks it up and takes the pole from you, saying: "See, when the pad rubs against the pole, the pole steals something from the pad, and the pad wants it back. Once the two meet again, the pad is satisfied until someone rubs them together and starts the process over again."

As she packs them back in the chest, she continues, "But this is just a small trick, one of the little toys we keep here to entertain outsiders. Oh, but didn't you say something about the stonework? Is everything okay with that? The place isn't going to come down on our heads, I hope."

A) "Oh, yeah, the stonework's fine, can you show me around some more?"
B) "What? Uh, right, the stonework, uh... it's all terrible! We've got to get out of here right now, and I'll go alert the master masons!"
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #461 on: September 09, 2018, 02:04:02 pm »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #462 on: September 09, 2018, 02:10:00 pm »

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #463 on: September 09, 2018, 06:07:08 pm »

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I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #464 on: September 09, 2018, 07:02:35 pm »

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