Turn 3Name: Hanayama
Appearance: Extremely large Yakuza, scarred face with glasses. Has very broken tattoo on his back, which is concealed by a suit in most situations.
Traits: Supreme Grip Strength, Loves Roses, Very Taciturn
Summon a strong enemy to fight.
You join the group. Several onlookers quickly look away when they see you, or run away from you entirely. [3] You summon a comic book villain, but instead of someone powerful like Darkseid or Galactus, it's a pizza delivery guy who turns into a werewolf... during the daytime. He seems moderately powerful, but he might not be up to your standards.
Look at the lamp in horror and reverse the spell.
[1] You don't reverse the spell at all. Instead, your wand backfires and turns your head into a lamp. Somehow, you can still see, but your face turns on at random, completely blinding you in the process.
Yawn and cast a confusion hex on Tilda.
[1] Your confusion hex backfires, making Tilda hyper-focused. (+1 to Tilda's roll next turn if it is spell-related)
Proclaim the Sovereign Union of Cobblestone Kleptocracies! All glory to the SUCK!
[2] Your announcement does
not go well with the onlookers who haven't run away from Hanayama. You've got an angry mob on your hands.
Genius: Okay then. Cast a spell on the spare cloak to turn it into a cloth golem.
[4] You've got a soft, but powerful golem on your side! Nothing special (aside from being made of cloth), but it'll get the job done.
Turn a random rock into a barrel of rum.
[3] You turn a rock into a cardboard box, full of rum bottles. It's half the amount of rum you wanted.
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Topic: Wizarding Weirdos (Minimalist RtD): Turn 3 (Read 4888 times)