Your fedora...
Your very essence. Just by holding it, you can feel its power. But how could you enhance it?
You go down into the basement and tear a piece of paper from one of your hentai mangas, taking a crusty pen and writing down "REPORTER" across it. You then stick it on the brim of your fedora.
You have crafted a Fedora of Journalism +1.You are now a reporter.satisfied with the new enchantment to your fedora, you rise up from the basement, and take your fatass into the bathroom. taking a bottle of shampoo because you have no shaving cream (because you dont shave), you lather some on your dirty neckbeard and take your mom's razor, beginning to cut across it, and yourself.
you take 1 damage from the razor. With some cuts on your neck, at least you are partially shaved of your neckbeard.
you gaze at yourself in the mirror, ready to begin your new life as a completely uneducated reporter. now, you begin to do the unthinkable
you start walking to the gym.
you arrive at the entrance of the large gym with one goal in mind: to become physically fit, and perhaps to even strengthen your own mental will. as you walk into the gym lobby, you are approached by two muscular jocks with smug grins on their face.
"Heya fattie, finally get off your lard-ass?" one said, approaching you. you sized him up. he was a lot taller than you
You sense their aura of aggression.fedora of journalism +1
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