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[scourge728]

Actually, It's Dolan

[King Zultan]

Go back to the basement and equip a fedora then go back outside.

[CABL]

Go back inside and demand more tendies from mommy

+1
ALSO, DEMAND A TAPE RECORDER FROM HER!

[PrivateNomad]

Go back inside and demand more tendies from mommy

for a moment you were about to check your pants to reconfirm your sex, but then you remembered that 3D women didn't exist.

your mom is the only exception

So we are 2d?

no you are 3d

Fight through the sun. Adapt. Overcome.

We shall become human once more.

you slowly rise and groan, your weight making even that feat difficult. Eventually you get used to the hot sun and can now slightly stand being around in it

Go back to the basement and equip a fedora then go back outside.

ah yes, you dare not leave your home ever without your trusty, crusty fedora. you go back inside hungry to your room, and don it in its glory. you find it sitting next to the katana you spent all your money on in that one convention.
"another time, my darling," you say to your katana before moving upstairs to beg for tendies.

Go back inside and demand more tendies from mommy

you remind yourself to also ask her for a tape recorder after you finish eating.
"mooom" you groan as you enter the kitchen. your mother is washing some dishes, a kind and caring soul.
"Yes, dear?" she asked as she turned your way.
"teendies"
"Hmm.. how many good boy points do you have today?" she asked herself as she went over to the fridge, looking over to a small wall where she put a gold star whenever you were a good boy.
there were no gold stars
"Sorry hun, looks like its just a sandwich today."
this puts you on edge. what do you do?

[TamerVirus]

Roll around on the floor, shouting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE until tendies are aquired

[scourge728]

Grab the katana and force her to make you tendies

[Egan_BW]

React like a normal human being.

[helmacon]

Make our own tendies.

[Screech9791]

React like a normal human being.

Let's make this Quest to Stop Being A Leeching Neckbeard Lardass

[CABL]

React like a normal human being.

Let's make this Quest to Stop Being A Leeching Neckbeard Lardass

+1! ALSO, REQUEST A TAPE RECORDER FROM MOM!

[The_Two_Eternities]

React like a normal human being.

Let's make this Quest to Stop Being A Leeching Neckbeard Lardass

+1! ALSO, REQUEST A TAPE RECORDER FROM MOM!

+1

To be specific, eat the sandwich... without complaint! This will so confuse her incentive system that she will be forced to give us tendies whenever we want! It's a brilliant plan!

[Puppyguard]

Have a mental war torn between laziness and actually becoming a normal person.

[NAV]

Having never learned to cook for ourself yet still insatiably desiring tendies, break the box of frozen tendies out of it's freezer prison and begin gnawing on them like processed chicken popsicles, blissfully unaware of the danger of salmonella.

[Egan_BW]

No, get mother to teach us how to cook! Then we will be able to create tendies whenever we want!

[PrivateNomad]

React like a normal human being.

Let's make this Quest to Stop Being A Leeching Neckbeard Lardass

+1! ALSO, REQUEST A TAPE RECORDER FROM MOM!

+1

To be specific, eat the sandwich... without complaint! This will so confuse her incentive system that she will be forced to give us tendies whenever we want! It's a brilliant plan!

"actually, i'll take the sandwich," you say to your mother. she just stares at you, dumbfounded.
"Haha, if you're really that hungry then, there's one in the fridge," she said. You go over to the fridge and reach in, pulling out a ham sandwich.
HAM SANDWICH acquired.
"hey mom, do we have a tape recorder anywhere?"
"Hmm... try checking the drawer, by the sink," she replies. Ah yes, the drawer by the sink, where your family just puts everything you dont need in. You go by the drawer and pull out the tape recorder, ready for use.
TAPE RECORDER acquired.

Spoiler: inventory (click to show/hide)

fedora
tape recorder
ham sandwich