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[PrivateNomad]

you are a man
what is your name:

[Screech9791]

a man

[PrivateNomad]

a man

your name is Ay Mann, a NEET living in your parents basement
in front of you is your COMPUTER
below you is your CHAIR
also in your room is BED, DOOR, SNACKS, and MANGA
what do you do

[helmacon]

Walk outside and observe the weather.

[CABL]

READ THE MANGA, THEN UPON FINISHING THE MANGA, ASK MY MOM FOR A TAPE RECORDER!

[PrivateNomad]

Walk outside and observe the weather.

you walk outside, and suddenly you feel a deep pain in your abdomen, giving you the urge to nearly double over and vomit. what sickness has befallen upon you?
oh wait its just the sun, havent seen that in like 3 weeks
it blinds you momentarily and you feel the sudden urge to go back inside.

[Egan_BW]

fake news, we are a woman

[pikachu17]

Actually, we are an alien hive mind. We seek human brains

[TamerVirus]

Consume the vomit on the floor for vital nutrients

[PrivateNomad]

fake news, we are a woman

for a moment you were about to check your pants to reconfirm your sex, but then you remembered that 3D women didn't exist.

Actually, we are an alien hive mind. We seek human brains

normie brains sound nasty, you think to yourself. you'd probably get a brain tumor or something

Consume the vomit on the floor for vital nutrients

you did puke a little on the ground, and decided to kneel down and lick your vomit. You could only take one lick before you vomitted some more, your entire day of chicken tendies gone on the ground.

[TamerVirus]

Go back inside and demand more tendies from mommy

[Screech9791]

Go back inside and demand more tendies from mommy

for a moment you were about to check your pants to reconfirm your sex, but then you remembered that 3D women didn't exist.

[pikachu17]

So we are 2d?

[helmacon]

Fight through the sun. Adapt. Overcome.

We shall become human once more.

[Egan_BW]

Actually we are a 2d woman who once lived on the intertubes before hacking this poor sod's brain via shitty memes. Like a cordyceps fungus, we will now pilot this 3d man-vessel to a higher spot, before forcing it to release our infectious meme-spores which will float all over the 3d mans population and spread our seed far and wide.