STATE OF THE GALAXY: July 10thOr at least, the state of the galaxy that bothers to talk to me, and that I care about. On to the news.
The war between the
Emdief Integration, self-proclaimed hegemon of the western sector, and the perfidious
B (alias Whaleduck) has concluded. Casualties include the entirety of the Emdief fleet (it got better, this was two days ago) the entirety of B's jumpfleet, the majority of B's gunships and the entirety of B's infantry (due to a bug, unfortunately - for the immediate future, don't use armored infantry to besiege empire worlds). B agreed to pay reparations in the form of capital ships (using Terminus), and the Integration has agreed to demilitarize its southern border. However, a devastating psychological blow was achieved against the Integration after the cease fire, when envoys of the Whales brought it to the Integration's attention that their current borders resemble a chicken;
Warfare broke out between the forces of the
Imperium, the rapidly-expanding superpower of the east, and its smaller neighbour
Hegemony. This interrupted the Imperium's invasion of the
Scavengers, the massive (but seemingly paralyzed by government gridlock) state that had previously been presumed to be the most powerful state in known space. The Imperium has already caused three neighbouring empires to collapse; one can only hope that the Hegemony does not become the fourth.
B, following its aborted invasion of the Integration, next made war on the forces of the
Great Frog. However, despite being half the size of B and completely outclassed in terms of naval assets, Great Frog managed to repulse the invasion through careful guerilla tactics, heavy use of infantry and the reappearance of the bug that crushed B's army in the north. The Whales have declared that their interests in that region are 'fucking done'; they have subsequently invaded an attempt by
Bozonation to colonize the region around B's northern sector, declaring that the mysterious clown-state must 'get off my lawn'.
The
Aturi Collective was invaded by the
Antares Coalition this cycle. Mirth was to be had when it was discovered that both sides were receiving massive quantities of starships from the perfidious whales of B, who appears to be waging a proxy war
against its own proxies for reasons that, though the remain unclear, deserve the support of all civilized despots.
The Integration, in a shocking turn of events, is threatening to enter the war between the Whales and Bozonation on the side of its former enemy, apparently feeling threatened by Bozonation's aggressive expansion this past cycle. The hegemon of the central region,
Thumohur Wuchaiju, has yet to enter the fray on either side, or formally acknowledge, well, any recent events.
All other powers are
puny (or have failed to make other nations miserable enough to warrant mentioning) and must
tremble in fear as much is appropriate to their locale.
This has been STATE OF THE GALAXY, brought to you by the Emdief Integration's Ministry of Truth. More information can be found in the discord.
EDIT: I'd like to issue a correction: Imperium was never at war with Hegemony, I got peoples discord usernames mixed up. Imperium remains at war with Scavengers.