Some comments on the first page's summary:
- Unable to help: Giving water/food seems to satisfy that need as well.
- There are two different needs to get stuff. One for trinkets and one for clothes. The clothes one seems to be satisfied by getting a new uniform armor piece. Is it known whether uniform clothing parts are replaced when worn out? If not, having uniform pants rot off before replacing them, and being badly worn before that may well give a worse negative thought than the positive one of getting a replacement (after a rather long time).
- Socializing to fulfill the need to socialize doesn't require a burrow: a tavern is sufficient. In the tavern they socialize at random, so friendship and family formation requires intervention to happen normally, rather than as abnormal events, as indicated. It might work with just a tavern if visitors are banned and the fortress population is small.
- Need to wander: posts above say hunting fishing and plant gathering works for this need.
Issues that need to be dealt with by DF:
- The dorfs are lousy at prioritizing their time off, performing things satisfying needs already in a decent shape, while badly distracted by something else they ought to spend their free time dealing with. That "other thing" is often praying, and it's not unusual to see them pray to the wrong deity, while slipping further down towards madness.
- Trinket acquisition needs to be reworked so residents actively get trinkets, rather than pilfer trinkets only when hauling them (and I don't think they pilfer trade depot hauled trinkets either). Mere residents don't haul, and some resident types never apply for citizenship... Given how sensitive the balance is, 2 years without trinkets can break some of those that would have applied for citizenship, especially given that the crafting need can't be satisfied either.
- Food needs should be dealt with. Stupidities like vermin butcher products need to be removed so they never appear as preferences, and the specific butcher products are far too specific (and not even displayed by DF itself). There are lots of other things that could be done, and things should be done in general, but that's a large discussion topic in itself.