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Author Topic: Orccidental Colonization - Shamanic Geocaching - Waitlist Short!  (Read 2238 times)

UristMcChladni

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You are, whether by design or chance, the first orc colonists in a new land. Largely without aid, you will have to build society from the ground up, finding resources and recreating technologies. In the process, you will redefine what it means to be an orc. Are you up to the task?

Spoiler: Current Players (6/6) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Waitlist (1/?) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Starting Scenarios (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Character Creation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Races (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Classes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Let me know if anything is unclear. I'm going to gradually reformat the post to make it more aesthetically appealing, and add more background once a starting scenario is chosen. A poorly drawn map may also be added, depending on enthusiasm.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2018, 02:12:22 pm by UristMcChladni »
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (0/6)
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2018, 11:36:35 pm »

Name: Falerion
MAD:1/3/3
Race:Goblin
Class: Scribbler
Abilities
Runic Experimentation
Description, monocled, Grey Skinned, wild eyed inventor. Mildly crazy
Scenario 2 gets my vote.
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (0/6)
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2018, 11:51:07 pm »

Name: Gunnel Stendoff
MAD: 3/2/2
Race: Orc
Class: Hunter
Abilities: Hunting

Scenario 2/3.
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (0/6)
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 11:34:56 am »

Updated the OP to reflect both you character, and made it a little more aesthetically appealing.

Name: Gunnel Stendoff
MAD: 3/1/1
Race: Orc
Class: Hunter
Abilities: Ability

Scenario 2/3.
You docked yourself some arcane and diplomatic abilities. I restored them, unless you actually want them lower. Also put hunting instead of ability.

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Re: Orccidental Colonization (2/6)
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2018, 01:53:51 pm »

Name: Da Grasshappaz
MAD: 2:3:3
Race: Goblin
Class: Grunt
Abilities: Dah Fightazing!

Description: A rot lime green goblin with particularly bad posture. He likes to carry around a pointy stabbing stick, and pretend that he is a big boss, like the other Orks.

Scenario 2 gets my vote
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (2/6)
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 02:12:42 pm »

Name: Eou
MAD: 3:2:2
Race: Orc
Class: Scribbler
Abilities: Runic Experimentation

Description: Black skinned, white haired,  stern looking rune experimenter.

Scenario 2
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (2/6)
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 08:43:57 pm »

Alright, we're at four of six, and scenario 2 is definitely the winner. I'll write it up tonight and if we don't get any more interest before tomorrow we'll just start with four players.

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Re: Orccidental Colonization (4/6)
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 09:00:58 pm »

Name: Afnar
MAD: 1:3:3
Race: Goblin
Class: Hunter
Abilities: Hunting

Description: A dark green goblin who is well-muscled (at least by the standards of goblins)

As for the lethality vote, I am going for medium.
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (4/6)
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 09:56:38 pm »

Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)
Scenario 2, Medium
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (4/6)
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2018, 02:45:25 am »

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Scenario 3, High
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Re: Orccidental Colonization (4/6)
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2018, 03:51:53 pm »

Saber, you're on the waitlist. We're going with scenario 2, modest fatality rate. Lets see how this goes!


Twenty of you were asked to stand in a large circle consisting of interlocking runes. Already instead were four chests, hopefully loaded up with sufficient supplies. Probably not. You weren't chosen from among the cream of the crop. Those chosen for shaman to experiment with were often considered expendable.

One of the five shaman standing in around the circle spoke up. "You have been chosen to lead a new expedition. We believe we can send you beyond the Bluespire Mountains. We have already sent scouts the long way around. When you arrive you are to wait among the foothills until the scouts find you. That should be simple enough even you mush for brains can understand it."

From somewhere in the middle of the of the pack a voice asked. "But why do you need twenty of us? Couldn't one do that?"

The shaman pushed his glasses up. "There exists another outstanding question on the rate of combustion during transport, and twenty was considered a sufficient number to estimate the rate of that phenomenon. Good luck."

With that the circle glowed red, the shaman took on a hazy appearance, and you could taste fire in your mouth. In an instant,though, the world snapped back into place. You stood on a beach, certainly unlike anything near the Bluespire Mountains. But nobody was on fire, so at least the shaman was wrong about everything.


In the chests you find 5 hides, enough food to feed the group for 5 days, 4 spears (+1 attack die), and 6 knives (no combat benefit). Not exactly a wealth of equipment, but it'll do you for a while. Except the complete lack of water.

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Re: Orccidental Colonization - Shamanic Geocaching - Waitlist Short!
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2018, 04:17:13 pm »

Since it is explicitly stated that more discovered classes will be available for future players, am I right in inferring that I needn't make a character sheet to get on the waitlist?
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Re: Orccidental Colonization - Shamanic Geocaching - Waitlist Short!
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2018, 04:18:24 pm »

Eou twists his head downwards after experiencing that awful feeling, he gazed at his pitch black body and saw that he was still alive at least.

"Curse you shamans, what the hell were they thinking sending us out here!" Eou snarled slowly to himself.
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Re: Orccidental Colonization - Shamanic Geocaching - Waitlist Short!
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2018, 04:19:30 pm »

Since it is explicitly stated that more discovered classes will be available for future players, am I right in inferring that I needn't make a character sheet to get on the waitlist?
Yup! Had that written somewhere but apparently deleted it. I'll get that fixed momentarily.

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Re: Orccidental Colonization - Shamanic Geocaching - Waitlist Short!
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2018, 04:40:05 pm »

Waitlist me too. I like the sound of this.
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