Armies form! Armies move! Towers found! Preparations for a big fight! Fortuna's amazing abilities!
Unit Zero had a robot army and he wanted to use it!
He ordered a third of his forces to attack the lumber mill!
He ordered a third of his forces to chase after the falcons!
The remaining third he kept...
(6+2+2=10)
A burst of power formed his new ship the Daedalus! It was pretty awesome, and could fly around and transport his minions, had some nice missiles and gauss guns, and make portals(with a limited range) big enough to transport itself, complete with party room... and it could even repair his minions! Somehow, though, the internal factory didn't seem cool enough to replicate itself. Darn.
(9+2+2=13)
Another blast of awesome magic hit his factory, accelerating temporarily the speed at which his minions reproduced! Soon he would have another army!
Blarg noped and ran off! The tower would have to wait for another day!
(1)
A massive amount of power formed itself into a fairly zebra-like form... then exploded, cutting stripes into the ground and into Blarg!
(17)
Blarg wasn't hurt. On the other hand, a big chunk of the forest had been cut down and there was no way MA'ROOK didn't notice that.
Time to escape!
(18)
Blarg ran at full zebra speed and quickly came to his ally Unit Zero's factory, home to rapidly replicating robots!
The Space DJ himself formed his power into a Dubstep Gun!
(10+3+2=15)
It was a fairly cool looking sonic cannon capable of throwing down incredibly destructive beats and maybe even defeating mind control! Space DJ handed it off to Charles McNubbin the Fourth who would use it to defend the Music City!
Rooster Cocoa-Brown posed and forced the freedom of her pose into an eagle!
(14+2=16)
The eagle formed, strong and mighty, freedom and America! The sheer Freedom aura it had could free the nearby people from mind control such as MA'ROOK's anti-fun brainwashing... and it made cool poses! And had eye lasers!
(6) vs. (18)
The Eagle shrieked and flew at MA'ROOK's Holy Falcons, but it only killed one or two before the rest flew away!
(2)
Erin Quill cursed and tried to find Unit Zero's factory! Off he went, followed by the Discworld Squad!
... er, where was Unit Zero's factory anyway? And what was this giant tower oh shoot!
(5) vs. (11)
A giant beam of anti-fun light shot out of the top of the tower, nearly hitting Erin Quill who jumped away quickly!
... this probably wasn't the factory! No, this had to be one of MA'ROOK's SHIELD TOWERS!
Zkator knew that MA'ROOK's minion Fortuna had to be stopped! First though he had to find her!
(16), (12)
With the help of his skateboard demon Sk8r Zkator found Fortuna en route to the Space DJ's music town!
(11+4+1=16) vs. (20)
A massive blob of green paint exploded, covering the entire local area in green!
Fortuna poked her head out from behind a boulder, entirely unscathed!
(20) vs. (20) and (10)
Fortuna charged. What was one mortal woman against a Young God? As it turned out, a lot. Zkator unleashed a green shield, however, which Fortuna ricocheted off of and bounced onto the Skateboard demon Sk8r, wounding him with a brutal face kick!
The Kool Kat was on a rolllll!
(8+3+3=14)
A bunch of hairballs popped out of his mouth and flew around the area, beeping out cool music and amplifying the Katification area a bit.
Where now? He converted an entire town into katpeople and surely his allies could use some assistance?! He was ready for anything!
~~~
The Holy Falcons, or what was left of them, returned to MA'ROOK!
"Curses! One of my factories has been taken over by a Young God! Send out the Knight of Light and his Legions of Light Soldiers!"
Out of the HOLY CITY marched an army of golems made of pure light, led by the Knight of Light! He would conquer the factory led by Unit Zero! For MA'ROOK the anti-fun!
"What? A chunk of forest has been destroyed by a zebra?"
(15)
Using his Orb of Light Scrying, MA'ROOK located Blarg, who arrived at Unit Zero's factory.
"So, they unite against me? They shall be crushed!"
~~~
A third of an army of robots arrived at a lumber mill!
(15) vs. (14)
The local guardians were taken by surprise but soon held strong against the robots! But their weapons were much less powerful and sooner or later they would fall without help!
Another third of an army of robots chased after the Holy Falcons but couldn't catch up in time! But they did find Rooster Cocoa-Brown, a fellow Young God, and her Freedom Eagle!
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Topic: Rule of Cool: Young Gods Have Fun IC (8/6) (Read 3390 times)