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[FallacyofUrist]

Here's the tubular and cool OOC thread!
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The fabric of reality spun and spun, until seven holes spun into existence, and from those seven holes seven Young Gods came!

The dark anti-fun god MA'ROOK felt the intrusion into his realm, and frowned a deep dark frown. How dare these Young Gods dare to bring fun to his realm! No fun would be permitted! All would be holy light!

MA'ROOK stepped into the LIGHT PALACE, home to the holiest of relics and the holiest of minions! And MA'ROOK frowned a deeeeeep dark frown and shouted to his minions!

"Seven evil Young Gods have come! They will bring treachery and madness to us all unless they are eradicated! Thus says I, MA'ROOK!"

MA'ROOK then mustered his forces and prepared his holy artifacts to wage a war against fun...

MA'ROOK has been in this realm a long time, and has prepared for such an occurrence. He may allocate 20 PP among a bunch of Minions and Magic Items(he made them beforehand) during the first turn, in addition to his normal 10 PP allowance! Furthermore, his brainwashed special weapon Fortuna the Victory Woman is ready to serve him!

(16) Unit Zero bored a portal into some kind of factory, constructing all sorts of advanced devices! No recreational devices were among them, however. The factory workers chanted a chant of praise to the anti-fun MA'ROOK, but Unit Zero could tell they were bored out of their minds! Time for fun!

(19) Rooster Cocoa-Brown bored a portal into... some kind of secret base?

"We've been expecting you!"

It was none other than her friends Super Math Woman, Professor Father, Portalopener, Farseer, and Basekeeper? But where was Fortuna?

"The evil anti-fun MA'ROOK has taken Fortuna and brainwashed her to strike against fun! We'll need you to lead us to retake her!"

(7) Space DJ bored a hole into some kind of church... why were people starting to scream? At least it didn't look like a really big church. Maybe that meant it was in a small town instead of a big city more defended by MA'ROOK's forces?

(11) Erin Quill bored a hole into... what, was he inside a windmill? And why was there a flaming zebra man wearing sunglasses? Was that another Young God?

(10) Definitely a windmill, Blarg thought. And who was this guy with the lab coat? Another Young God?

(10) Zkator crashed into the same windmill and barked in confusion. Who were these people, Young Gods?

(10) Then Kool Kat bored a hole into the world and dropped onto Zkator's head. Who were all these people, Young Gods?

"Hi guys! It's me Foxmox the Awesome Young God and master of fun! Ma'Rook will not be an easy opponent but without you there is no hope of bringing fun to this world! I'll see about bringing in more Young Gods later but for now I'm having trouble doing that and you're on your own! Good luck!"

[Glass]

"Hi guys! It's me Foxmox the Awesome Young God and master of fun!"

...Acter tells me one of your spheres is possession.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Well yeah it is because possession is so much fun! I mean I'd love to help out myself in person directly but I'm busy in this world called Ema maybe you can join me sometime? After you deal with this anti-fun Ma'Rook guy?"

[Glass]

Mmmmm-hmn.
This is going to be entertaining.

Everyone that agrees that life is more enjoyable when you don't have to worry about exploding because some random prick decided to challenge you to a dance battle when you have no idea what's going on, say "aye".

[FallacyofUrist]

"Do you want to dance? I'm totally open to dancing away your jealousy of my awesomeness."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Zkator rolls in on an excessively stickered skateboard, doing totally radical flips and grinds.

"Time to get the party rolling, gang! Here's the dance floor!"

Circling aboout on some nice, hilly ground, Zkator creates the Blue-Black Skate Park (4PP), so named for the effects its soaring ramps and speeding skaters will have on dancing noobs. Although Zkator doesn't quite realize it yet, it greatly empowers dancers and skaters.

[micelus]

'Dance? Cats do Dance. Specifically, Kooll Kat.'


5PP: Create the Sugar Moon, an artifact the size of a beach ball, the Sugar Moon causes feelings of Fun and Hipness in those within its effect radius. The Sugar Moon has an effect radius of 5km. The Sugar Moon glistens like sugared glass. Licking the Sugar Moon results in ecstatic fits and glorious hallucinations. The Sugar Moon naturally attracts those affected to come near it and engage in activities of Fun and Leisure.

Kool Kat then jives onto the Skate Park, and jives, without music. Its quite eerie. He maintains perfect eye contact with the other gods as he's doing this.

[Glass]

Whelp, Erin is going elsewhere to find people in need and places where he might be able to actually accomplish stuff.

[dgr11897]

Unit zero, otherwise known as the gnome, Golgon, groans, "Why the Heck did I think using an experimental interplanar device was a good idea, And who the heck is foxmox? Why did you interdict my transit, I almost had him. Wait, this place is the perfect way for me to gain power before going after them" Looking around I grin, remembering my spheres I begins to plot. A bit of this here, a little change there... With a glowing light I cast a blessing on the factory, With a great effort and expending three PP I cast The blessing of overhaul,
(action)With this I cast a blessing upon my part of the factory, this blessing Automates many tasks, freeing up time for the workers, it also upgrades stuff with Magitek, enables the Replication of any Item the workers desire, and most importantly, puts the factory under my control, along with all it produces(end action). Then I whisper into the ears of those near me, telling them to come closer, Once they do, I tell them this Hello workers, I am the machine god, unit zero, I see the foolishness of you and your lives being consigned to a place of eternal labor, this technology should improve lives, make things easier, free up time, instead, it is doing the opposite, And that is part of why I am here, I have granted a blessing on this place, to allow it to function without you, and to make whatever you desire, all I ask in return is simple, firstly that you do not reveal this to many others, and secondly, that one of your number takes this with you, and in time, sanctify a small alter, next to any bigger ones that may exist, with this small relic With the last of my power I make a magical item, the machine god's eye, all it does is let me see through its eye if I am close by, when farther away it stores away what it can see for later, and if touched to an idol or amulet of the same design, it will give it the same powers. Then I go and look to meet up with Erin, keeping control of the factory for later.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Unit zero, otherwise known as the gnome, Golgon, groans, "Why the Heck did I think using an experimental interplanar device was a good idea, And who the heck is foxmox? Why did you interdict my transit, I almost had him. Wait, this place is the perfect way for me to gain power before going after them" Looking around I grin, remembering my spheres I begins to plot. A bit of this here, a little change there... With a glowing light I cast a blessing on the factory, With a great effort and expending three PP I cast The blessing of overhaul,
(action)With this I cast a blessing upon my part of the factory, this blessing Automates many tasks, freeing up time for the workers, it also upgrades stuff with Magitek, enables the Replication of any Item the workers desire, and most importantly, puts the factory under my control, along with all it produces(end action). I quickly integrate my machine body, appearing to be a large orange eye surrounded by machinery with tentacles for movement, Into the factory floor. Then I whisper into the ears of those near me, telling them to come closer, Once they do, I tell them this Hello workers, I am the machine god, unit zero, And I have come here For i see a bit of me in you. And also the foolishness of you and your lives being consigned to a place of eternal labor, this technology should improve lives, make things easier, free up time, instead, it is doing the opposite, And that is part of why I am here, I have granted a blessing on this place, to allow it to function without you, and to make whatever you desire, all I ask in return is simple, firstly that you do not reveal this to many others, and secondly, that one of your number takes this with you, and in time, sanctify a small alter, next to any bigger ones that may exist, with this small relicWith the last of my power i make a magical item, the machine god's eye, all it does is let me see through its eye if I am close by, when farther away it stores away what it can see for later, and if touched to an idol or amulet of the same design, it will give it the same powers. ((This OK for an action?))

"A ratchet ally of Ma'Rook among us! How grody!"

[Glass]

*invites Unit 0 to join me in finding a place where things can actually be accomplished Decides to try to find Unit 0*
_{as he leaves he puts a note on foxmox's back: "legally sarcasm-blind"}

[dgr11897]

Puh Hardly, I am just willing to not directly aggravate the main god of this realm, my spheres mean that it is best if I wait till I have optimal conditions to strike, in addition, I aim to evade him as long as possible, lest his overwhelming power crush us before we have a chance to grow. In the end I will never bow to Ma,Rook, seeing as his ways are rather backwards, and I too enjoy having fun. *Great, You will find it hard, even I do not know where I am, I can eventually create a trail to lead you to me though*
Erin How about we both work towards meeting up? then Erin, we can work together to get stuff done.

[The_Two_Eternities]

3 PP: Make myself immune to Fortuna's power.
1 PP: Give myself super durability.
"Unless you can get Icon or Specter, I'm the only one who can fight her. Except for maybe Super Math Woman. Hmmm."
1 PP: Telepathically contact Specter: "Hey Specter, Ma'Rook has brainwashed Fortuna into being anti-fun! You and Icon should probably finish up what you're doing and come to Vial's headquarters."

[King Zultan]

Blarg looks around for a bit before finally saying, "Hay I think we broke the windmill, and sense everyone else is going off to do there own thing I'm just gonna go ahead and go to." With that he heads off in the direction of the nearest forest, once he gets there he spends 5PP creating an ÜberZebra man minion that he immediately names Hermann, and when that's finished he then looks to around for a river.

[PaPaj]

After a moment Space DJ would in a non threatning altough a bit loud voice say "Could you please stop screaming, i don't fell like its necessary."
Then he gets out of the church, looks around, and then get out of town
When he's safe he then decides to spend 5 PP to create a Laser Corgi Man with a Horse mask called Charles McNubbin the IV