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[FallacyofUrist]

I'm not sure what happened here. I guess part of me just got carried away. Oh well.
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Ignore that text please. Getting carried away is fun!
Here's the super awesome IC thread!
Anyway!

You are YOUNG GODS newly arrived in this world! But somebody got here first! The evil anti-fun god MA'ROOK has arrived, set up shop, and brainwashed everybody with his "holy light" to be anti-fun! You must free the world from the clutches of MA'ROOK and bring fun back to the world!

To play just sign up below using this sheet thingy!

Spoiler: Sheet Thingy (click to show/hide)

Your name! Keep it cool and hip and tubular and awesome! Remember you're a young god and you really want to have fun!

Some facts about you! What makes you cool and awesome and tubular?

Your spheres! Choose up to four! Remember that broad spheres are less powerful and more specific spheres are more powerful and the less spheres you have the more powerful you will be in those areas!

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

This is kinda the boring part but it's sorta necessary so bear with me!

You're a young god and you only get 5 Power Points per turn to spend!

You can spend them on the stuff below!

Magic Blessing/Curse(like, your version of casting a magic spell): 1 PP for weak effect, 2 PP for medium effect, 3 PP for strong effect

Magic Item(you magic up a magic item for your loyal minions to use!): 2 PP for weak effect, 3 PP for medium effect, 4 PP for strong effect!

Minion(you create a creature to serve you!): 3 PP for weak creature, 4 PP for medium creature, 5 PP for strong creature!

Or if you want something that you don't see here you can just ask me and I'll give you a price!

if you're near another Young God you can share PP with them!

You can't hold more than 5 PP though!

When you do something I'll roll d20 to see how awesome you are the higher, the better!

The harder the task, the higher you have to roll to succeed!

If your spheres are relevant to the task I'll add a bonus! The more relevant, the higher the bonus! The more spheres you have, the lower the bonus!

On a 20 you always succeed and get extra awesome and on a 1 you always crash and burn!

I will be arbitrary! If you don't like this and don't like fun, don't play! But you'll be missing out on awesome!

I can't hold everyone! I can only hold 6 players! If you're in the waitlist, you can choose a player in the waitlist and challenge to a game and if you win you change spots with them and if you lose they get a PP coin which they can spend in game as 1 PP and also they get all your PP coins which you already have and you go to the bottom of the waitlist! You can only challenge someone if you're within 5 spots of them! If you're the number 1 or 2 or 3 waitlister you can challenge someone in game for their spot and take it if you win and if you lose they get all your PP coins and you go to the bottom of the waitlist!

If you're Roboson you can sign up as the evil anti-fun god Ma'Rook and get 10 PP per turn instead of 5!

So let's have some fun!

Any questions?

[dgr11897]

Name: Unit zero
My homeworld was consumed by titans, and I used to be a mortal inventor before one of my inventions went horribly horribly right.
Spheres,
Replication, Automation, and magitek
This seems fun. <(not a sphere)
Edit: since the game hasn't started yet i decided to quickly change my spheres, since my old ones were kinda useless.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Rooster Cocoa-Brawn

Ended the Cold War, trounced the S9 single-handedly, and is seven years ahead of her time in memes.

Spheres: Coolness, the Alexandria Package

[PaPaj]

Name: Space DJ
He was the Best DJ on his homeworld, so good that a God of Music made him a Young God and send him over to this planet
Spheres:
-Music
-Lasers

[Roboson]

Name: Ma'Rook
Evil primal god of unfun. He is the only of his kind. He has many hands, mouths, and eyes. (See Ema for full description).
Spheres: Unfun, blood, need/desire, ect. Ect.

[Glass]

Name: Erin Quill, Magitechnician and Arcanaturge!
Spheres: Mad science, weird magic, and optimism
"Refugee" from the New World of Darkness for being too optimistic (the world kinda kicked him and his associates out), this Staunen technomancer enjoys messing with the big shots, as well as abusing the hell out of rule systems in order to accomplish ridiculous feats (see: abusing technomantic abilities and Creation's composition of Essence to become an arcanaturge).
He also really likes music. This has nothing to do with any part of his godhood, he just kinda breaks out into song from time to time for no apparent reason.

Note: Go look up Genius: the Transgression for a good idea of the basics of Erin Quill, then look at everything else associated with White Wolf (as well as the other two best-known fangames, Princess: the Hopeful and Siren: the Drowning) and especially Exalted for everything else you might need to know.
And then imagine a 20-something with a metal arm ending in a crystal ball with a holographic/psionic projection hand out of it, with a pair of rune-carved black pebbles where his eyes are supposed to be, wielding a war scythe (type of polearm) that drains magic, cheerfully cackling about the fact that he has no idea what he's doing, charging into combat against Cthulhu or some shit like that, while phasing in and out of reality in order to pseudo-teleport, if you want to know what you're actually dealing with.
Ah, yes, and then he turns all the magic into crystals. He can kinda manipulate magic and turn it into other kinds of magic. That's kinda what "arcanaturge" means, since it's not a term that's actually anywhere else in any of those things I mentioned to look at.
Technomancy! (But seriously, just ask me if you want to know how this would be even slightly possible, I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for how it works.)

[King Zultan]

Name: Blarg
He's a totally cool dude, that wears sunglasses indoors and his baseball cap backwards, and likes all the memes. 
Spheres: Swamps, Zebras, explosions

[Kilojoule Proton]

Name: Zkator the Marukhati

Zkator is a totally radical monkeydawgbro who loves when his fam does lit stunts. Unfortunately, he has been cursed with the ratchet sphere of Lameness! Dude, that's so lame, bro! Zkator is now working to remove that bizad sphizere.

Zkator is fond of dragonbreak dancing in addition to the wheeled arts.

Spheres: Wheels, Lameness

[micelus]

Name: Zkator the Marukhati

Zkator is a totally radical monkeydawgbro who loves when his fam does lit stunts. Unfortunately, he has been cursed with the ratchet sphere of Lameness! Dude, that's so lame, bro! Zkator is now working to remove that bizad sphizere.

Zkator is fond of dragonbreak dancing in addition to the wheeled arts.

Spheres: Wheels, Lameness

*Cries in Aldmeri*

[Glass]

Name: Zkator the Marukhati

Zkator is a totally radical monkeydawgbro who loves when his fam does lit stunts. Unfortunately, he has been cursed with the ratchet sphere of Lameness! Dude, that's so lame, bro! Zkator is now working to remove that bizad sphizere.

Zkator is fond of dragonbreak dancing in addition to the wheeled arts.

Spheres: Wheels, Lameness

*Cries in Aldmeri*

Fuck the Thalmor.

[micelus]

...That isn't a purely Thalmor position D:. Tsk tsk Glass, that's racist thinking that a part of someone's religion is automatically evil D:. #Munduswasamistake #NotAllElves #Crystal-Like-LawasanInsideJob #NotMYEmperor #DragonsToo


Anyway,

Name: Kool Kat, The Cat of Cats

Kool Kat embodies all aspect of the Cat. Kool Kat believes the Cats to be the embodiment of innovation, of change, and dynamicism. Kool Kat supports the use of one's mind and soul and body to make the world a better place, or at least, for the Cat in question. Kool Kat is unfortunately, at the behest of his embodiment as all aspects of the Cat. That includes the curious but very dumb cub, the cunning but sadistic adult, and the wise and lazy elder. Although Kool Kat knows this, Kool Kat still thinks cats are the best thing to ever happen in all of Creation. Oh, and Kool Kat really likes the moon. It reminds Kat of Mother's eyes.

Spheres: Cats, Moon

[dgr11897]

So... When is this going to start?

[FallacyofUrist]

So... When is this going to start?

Right now!

[dgr11897]

OK...In this thread? Or is there an IC thread?

[FallacyofUrist]

There's totally definitely an IC thread! Link in the OP!