TURN 14Move further in to the tunnel and try to find a way into the sewers.
6, 5YOU MOVE FURTHER, HEARING THE SCREAMS OF THE RETREATING DEATH SQUAD, THEN YOU FINALLY FIND A MANHOLE! THE THINGS AREN'T THAT SMOOTH ONCE YOU GO DOWN THE SEWER, BECAUSE THE EXIT TO THE CENTRAL SEWERS IS SEALED BY A FORCE FIELD, WHICH WILL SIMPLY ELECTROCUTE AND SEND THE POTENTIAL INTRUDER FLYING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!
LUCKILY, YOUR EYES ALREADY SCANNED THE FORCE FIELD AND TRACED ITS CABLE TO A TURRET-GUARDED TESLA GENERATOR! IT CAN BE REACHED IF YOU GO BACK TO THE MAINTENANCE WORKERS' ROOM AND FIND AN ID CARD, OR DIG DOWN IN ORDER TO REACH THE GENERATOR!
Retreat, we need to find weapon
2, 3 VS 6JANE GIVES A RETREAT ORDER TO THE PROTESTORS, BUT THEY GET CORNERED BY A DEATH SQUAD MEMBERS, WHO HAVE ARRIVED FROM BEHIND AND SANDWICHED THE PROTESTORS BETWEEN DEATH SQUAD AND MILITARY! THE DEATH SQUAD DEPLOYED ITSELF IN TWO ROWS: FIRST HOLDS ENERGY TOWER SHIELDS, SECOND THROWS CHEM GRENADES AT THE PROTESTORS WHILE BEING COVERED BY THE SHIELDS! THE TACTIC IS RATHER SUCCESSFUL, AS THE SHIELDS BLOCK A VOLLEY OF MOLOTOV COCKTAILS, THEN THE SECOND ROW COUNTERATTACKS BY THROWING CHEM GRENADES! MAJORITY OF THE PROTESTORS, INCLUDING JANE, GET THEIR EYEBALLS BURNT AND STARTED TO CHOKE! MEANWHILE...
"Aaaurgh! Help... meee...", 0cra shouts in pain as the evil druggie's unwarranted heart attack syringe starts to take effect, as he hopes that someone stabilizes him.
Action: Try and roll for self revive
4, 6 VS 2+1...0CRA PANICS AND OVERREACTS, KNOWING THAT HE COULD DIE FROM HEART ATTACK! LUCKILY, HE DOESN'T GET HEART ATTACK, AND REALIZES THAT HE'S ALIVE WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES! SHOTGUN USERS MANAGE TO MISS 0CRA, DESPITE THAT HE WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR AND PRETTY DAMN CLOSE! 0CRA RETALIATES BY PUMPING SHOTGUN USERS WITH LEAD, THEN STANDS UP AND PLANS HIS NEXT MOVE!
ASK A PASSERBY FOR DIRECTIONS. AT SWORDPOINT! PRETTY MUCH THE SAFEST WAY OF ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS.
SCAN SURROUNDINGS TO AVOID ENEMY SOLDIERS.
1, 5 VS 1YOINK ASKS DIRECTIONS FROM A DEATH SQUAD OFFICER ON HIS DUTY, WHO RECOGNIZES YOINK AS THAT GUY WHO DROPPED A WALL ON THE PEDESTRIANS!
"WAIT, I KNOW YOU: YOU'RE THE ONE MY NOW MANGLED AND LEGLESS SON TOLD ME ABOUT IN HOSPITAL! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO COMMITTED A TERROR ATTACK BY TEARING DOWN A WALL SEGMENT FROM A APARTMENT BLOCK..." - THE DEATH SQUAD OFFICER WAS INTERRUPTED BY A DECAPITATING STRIKE FROM DOOMBLADE, WHO SEIZED THE CONTROL OF YOINK'S BODY AND STARTED TO BRUTALLY MURDER THE UNDERLINGS OF NOW DEAD OFFICER! THE LAST ONE TRIED TO RUN, BUT DOOMBLADE CUT HER LEGS, BOOMERANG STYLE, THEN FINISHED HER BY SLICING HER THROAT OPEN!
YOINK'S CLOTHES ARE TAINTED AND COVERED WITH BLOOD! THANKFULLY, EVERY CIVILIAN IS CURRENTLY GETTING EVACUATED OR HIDING IN THEIR HOUSES, BECAUSE YOINK DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A CRAZED SERIAL KILLER NOW!
NAME: Francis Monogram
APPEARANCE: Has a monobrow. Is wearing an olive green uniform.
GENDER: Male
WOUNDS: NONE
Starting location: Streets
Start recruiting animal agents to the cause of ACOWCA: The Anti-Comcast Organization Without a Cool Acronym.
1DUE TO THE MARTIAL LAW, THERE ARE ALMOST NO CIVILIANS WALKING AROUND THE STREETS! A DEATH SQUAD PATROL THINKS THAT ARE YOU A BIT TOO SUSPICIOUS AND ASKS YOU, "WHY ARE YOU WANDERING THE STREETS? ARE YOU A HOBO OR SOMETHING? GET YOUR ASS HOME AND STAY THERE, BECAUSE THIS CITY IS CURRENTLY UNDER ATTACK OF ANTI-CAPITALIST TERRORISTS!" - ANGRILY YELLED DEATH SQUAD OFFICER WHILE CLENCHING HIS ELECTRIC BATON!
Search for the Comcast HQ and go KA-KA-KA-KACHI DAZE on their asses, I must avenge Scooby, man!
1+2, 1+1 VS 2((THE GM DOESN'T WATCH DRAGON BALLS, SO HE SHALL IMPROVISE!))
COMCAST HQ WASN'T HARD TO FIND, CONSIDERING THAT IT'S CURRENTLY ATTACKED BY (LOSING) PROTESTORS AND SOME VOMIT-COVERED GUY WITH AN OUTDATED MACHINE GUN, WHILE THE MILITARY AND SOME DEATH SQUAD DEFEND THE HQ FROM THEM! SHAGGY UNLEASHES A DEVASTATING, BUT VERY SLOW BEAM AT THE DEATH SQUAD, GIBLING A QUARTER OF THEM! THE REST OF THE DEATH SQUAD MANAGED TO ESCAPE BEING TURNED INTO GIBLETS BY LAYING DOWN UNTIL SHAGGY HAS NO MORE ENERGY TO MAINTAIN THE BEAM! THE DEATH SQUAD USES THEIR MACHINE PISTOLS TO SPEW CRYSTAL SHARDS AT SHAGGY, LEAVING A COUPLE OF NASTY, BLEEDING HOLES ON SHAGGY'S RIGHT SIDE!
Find a vehicle (preferably a tank), and go towards Comcast HQ.
2+2, AUTOSUCCESSIGOR AND HIS OFFICER BUDDY, GAVRIIL, ARRIVE TO THE COMCAST HQ ON A TANK! IGOR AND FIVE ESCORTS ARE LET INSIDE TO RESCUE THE REMAINING CITIZENS! INSIDE, IGOR AND COMPANY HAVE FOUND A HUGE AMOUNT OF RATHER SUSPICIOUSLY LOOKING OFFICER WORKERS! ONE OF THE ESCORTS SPEAKS UP, "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? IT'S WAR OUT THERE ON THE STREETS! C'MON, I'LL ESCORT YOU TO THE EVAC!"
To The Server Room! Upload file Open_Access_virus to render the internet from this place free and anonymous for all!
2 VS 2SALLY HAS DECIDED TO LEAD DISGUISED WEAPONIZED DIVISION OF DIGITAL REVOLUTION THROUGH THE MAIN CORRIDOR, TO THE MAIN ELEVATORS! HOWEVER, THERE IS A GROUP OF SOLDIERS, WITH ONE OF THEM TELLING TO COME WITH HIM AND BE EVACUATED SAFELY! ONE OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES SCREAMED IN PANIC, "OH NO, WE'RE DISCOVERED! CHANGE OF PLANS!"
THE WEAPONIZED DIVISION AND A GROUP OF SOLDIERS OPENED FIRE AT EACH OTHER, WITH BOTH SIDES LOSING SOME MEMBERS! SALLY WAS TASKED TO CALL THE ELEVATOR IMMEDIATELY AND RIDE ALONE WHILE THE DIVISION KEEPS SOLDIERS AT BAY!
Mobilize our forces against Comcast, and probably anyone who tries to stop us to
6+2, 3 FELIUS TRIED TO TELEPORT THE ARMY INSIDE THE COMCAST HQ, BUT HE ACCIDENTALLY SENT HIMSELF AND THE WHOLE CAT ARMY TO THE OTHER PLANET! IT'S A JUNGLE PLANET, WITH TERRIFYING PREDATORY MONSTROSITIES LIVING HERE! FELIUS, THE GOD OF CATS IS EXTREMELY TIRED RIGHT NOW, AND NEEDS A FOUR TURN NAP TO RECHARGE!
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