TURN 13Eat Scooby-snacks and achieve like, Ultra Instinct man
4YOU PURCHASE A SCOOBY-DOO CHOCOLATE FIGURINE AND DEVOUR IT! IT GIVES YOU A TEMPORARY BOOST TO YOUR INSTINCTS, MEANING +1 TO STEALTH, PERCEPTION, DODGE, AND ATTACK ACTIONS!
Change!!
>Find a syringe that prevents heart attacks while firing my M249 to cover me.
6 VS 6, 1, 1+1 VS 1ONCE JANE SCREAMED ABOUT CHANGE, THE OTHER PROTESTORS ALSO STARTED CHANTING, "CHANGE," THEN UNLEASHED A VOLLEY OF MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT THE MILITARY! MOST OF THE PERSONNEL IS NOW TRYING TO BEAT THE FIRE OFF THEM, BUT SUDDENLY, A TANK ARRIVES NEAR THE COMCAST HQ: THE TANK LOADS SHRAPNEL AMMO FOR THE MAIN GUN, THEN SHOOTS AT THE PROTESTORS, HORRIFICALLY MAIMING SEVERAL PROTESTORS! MEANWHILE, 0CRA TRIES TO FIND A SYRINGE FOR HEART ATTACK PREVENTION WHILE FIRING BLINDLY AGAINST THE INCOMING SHOTGUN USERS! ONE OF THE SHOTGUN USERS GETS HIT MULTIPLE TIMES AND FALLS DOWN, BLEEDING OUT! 0CRA FAILED TO FIND A HEART ATTACK PREVENTION SYRINGE IN THIS BUILDING, AND THE FACT THAT HE JUST VOMITED ON THE FLOOR MUST SIGNALIZE THAT THE DRUG IS WEARING OUT!
Be the platypus! Defeat the death squad with my complete ignorance of martial arts!
2, 1-1 VS 3HEINZ STILL TRIES TO BE A PLATYPUS, BUT HE WILL NEVER BE ONE, BECAUSE THE DEATH SQUAD DELIVERS A FATAL STRIKE TO HEINZ'S SKULL, FRYING THE BRAIN AND EXPLODING THE EYES!
HEINZ IS DEAD, MAKE ANOTHER CHARACTER!Now, since I've got military on my side, I can FINALLY GET SOME ACTION!
Slav-squat together with my comrades, open up a bottle of vodka, get some salo and think of a tactic to ambush comcast.
3, 4THERE'S NO VODKA, SO ALL YOU DO IS SLAV-SQUATTING AND EATING SALO, THEN YOU OPENLY TELL YOUR OFFICER BUDDY TO BETRAY THE CORPORATE STATES OF AMERICA AND JOIN YOU IN THE ATTACK ON COMCAST HQ! HE ACCEPTS YOUR OFFER SURPRISINGLY EASY, THEN SAYS THAT THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO PRETEND THAT THE SQUAD DIDN'T BETRAY THE ARMY, DRIVE TOWARDS THE COMCAST HQ, AND LET YOU AND SOME ESCORTS INSIDE UNDER THE GUISE OF RESCUING REMAINING COMCAST WORKERS!
SUMMON MY NEWLY GROWN DOOMSWORD ALLIES TO ARM YOINK'S ARMY! ONTO THE SIDE QUEST!
DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THIS "CABL" PERSON IS AND WHAT THEY HAVE DONE WITH OUR BELOVED GM, CROCANDBEARLOVER!
EDIT: SIIIIDE QUESTTT!
MAKE HASTE WITH MY ALLIES TO SUNRISE TOWER! CROCANDBEARLOVER MUST BE SAVED!
3, 1DOOMBLADE ARMS SOME OF THE YOINK'S FOLLOWERS WITH REPLICAS OF ITSELF, THEN YOINK AND FOLLOWERS ARE MOVING TO FIND THE SUNRISE TOWER! THERE ARE A LOT OF TALL BUILDINGS IN THIS CITY, AND FOR SOME REASON, YOINK DIDN'T BOTHER TO LOOK AT THE GOOGLE MAP, SO YOINK AND HIS FOLLOWERS GET TEMPORARILY LOST!
Ride along with the Weaponized Divisinon. Use Ahcking (or access carrd) to let them into the HeadQuarters.
1, 4THE PLAN TO USE COUNTER-DRONES FAILED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY: UPON THE LAUNCH, SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG WITH THE AI OF THE DRONES, WHICH CAUSED THEM TO FALL DOWN AND CRASH! LUCKILY, THE MILITARY WAS ALREADY BUSY FIGHTING SOME PROTESTORS AND SOME MAN ARMED WITH AN OUTDATED MACHINE GUN, WHICH ALLOWED WEAPONIZED DIVISION TO SNEAK INSIDE THE COMCAST HQ!
Drop kick the EMP grenade back to the death squad, then tear a hole in the wall into the sewer.
((THE EMP GRENADE ALREADY EXPLODED!)) 1-1HAROLD-TERMINATOR ATTEMPTS TO TEAR A HOLE IN THE WALL WITH HIS FIST, BUT DUE TO HIM BEING WEAKENED BY THE EMP BLAST, THE HAND CRUMBLES INTO MECHANICAL PIECES!
Yes, YES
One last task must be accomplished, and we will be unstoppable, we must begin construction of the mighty Jizo's Moving Castle
2+2WITH THE HELP OF FELIUS, A JIZO'S MOVING CASTLE APPEARS NEAR YOU, READY TO DO ALL OF YOUR COMMANDS!
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