TURN 10Take my requits and destroy the closest Comcast building
4 VS 6YOU GO TO AVENGE THAT TIME WHEN COMCAST ASSASSINATED YOUR CREATOR, STOLE YOU IN ORDER TO SALVAGE A LOT OF COMPONENTS, AND TURN YOU FROM THE INVINCIBLE WAR MACHINE TO WHAT ARE YOU NOW! THE MILITARY PREVENTS YOU FROM DESTROYING THE OFFICE, SO YOU SEND THE ROBOTS TO DESTROY THE ENEMY! UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROBOTS CANNOT FLY HIGHER THAN 7 FEET, ALLOWING THE MILITARY DRONES TO EASILY DESTROY YOUR ROBOTIC ALLIES!
"Hell yeah. Now I can surely kill these comcast fuckers with ease!", 0cra shouts before getting enough rest to heal himself before shooting up the Comcast office with Rockeater. This time with extra firepower.
5 VS 30CRA TRIES TO GO BACK TO THE COMCAST OFFICE, ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY THE MILITARY, WHICH ALSO FIGHTS AGAINST A ROBOTIC ARM WITH TANK THREADS! 0CRA DIVES BEHIND A NANO-CONCRETE WALL OF A NEARBY CLOTHING STORE AND OPENS FIRE AT THE MILITARY! NOT ONLY 0CRA MANAGES TO KILL A DECENT CHUNK OF THE MILITARY, BUT HE ALSO SHOT DOWN A COUPLE OF ADVANCED MISSILE DRONES!
LAUNCH SURVEILLANCE DRONES ABOVE THE CITY TO SEARCH FOR THE TERRORISTS!
2THE SURVEILLANCE DRONES NEED MICROCHIP REPLACEMENT BEFORE LAUNCHING THEM! OTHERWISE, THEY CAN CRASH ONCE THEY REACH THE SKIES!
Sally will hole up with the Digital revolution: Weaponized Division and discuss strategic targets, and defensive responses to the Death Squads. Let's find a good target to strike, and let's protect our assets from the Death Squads
2, 2"DO SEE MILITARY DRONES FLYING ALL OVER HERE? LET'S GO DOWN THE MANHOLE, AND TO OUR HQ. IT'LL BE A LONG TREK, HOWEVER..." - SAID CAPTAIN WHILE POINTING AT THE DRONES IN THE SKY!
Find some cloth to rip in to bandages and fix any injuries I have, then find a way in to the sewer system from where I am currently.
5, 1, 2YOU'VE FOUND A BUNCH OF JACKETS, WHICH YOU QUICKLY RIP INTO USEFUL BANDAGES! YOU BANDAGE YOURSELF UP, WHICH WILL HELP THE HEALING PROCESS SIGNIFICANTLY! THEN, YOU TRY TO SEARCH A SEWER EXIT IN THE EMERGENCY WORKERS' ROOM, BUT YOU FOUND NO MANHOLES, AND THE VENTILATION IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO GET THROUGH! WORSE, YOU SCREAM "DAMMIT!" FROM THE ANGER, WHICH ECHOES THROUGH THE VENT, WHICH SPOOKS A NEARBY DEATH SQUAD!
Find nearby pool of water, jump in and wait for support to arrive
2((TECHNICALLY, THE FOAM-SHOOTING DRONES STOPPED THE WILDFIRE.))
YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ANY POOLS OF WATER NEARBY, THOUGH IT'S NOT NEEDED, SINCE THE DRONES HAVE DEALT WITH THE WILDFIRE!
FLOOD THE ENTIRE PILE OF RUBBLE WITH LIGHT MAGIC, I GUESS
TAKE OPPORTUNITY TO HEAL UP ME AND YOINK.
4 VS 3, 1, 4YOINK RUBS HIS PALMS AND PROJECTS A HUGE ZONE OF PURE, BLINDING LIGHT, CAUSING A LOT OF PEDESTRIANS TO GO BLIND! THE MECHA-SPIRIT GETS HEAVILY DISTORTED AND THEN DISINTEGRATED, EXPLODING INTO A CLOUD OF DISTORTED PIXELS! AT THE SAME TIME, THE SWORD TRIES TO CHANNEL HEALING ESSENCE THROUGH ITSELF AND YOINK, BUT ALAS, THE SWORD COULDN'T CONTROL THE ESSENCE WELL ENOUGH, WHICH RESULTED IN THE SWORD'S BLADE BEING DESTROYING, LEAVING ONLY HANDLE! YOINK WASN'T HURT DURING THE ROUTER FIGHT, SO THE HEALING ESSENCE MADE HIM TOUGHER FOR A WHILE INSTEAD OF BEING WASTED ON NON-EXISTING WOUNDS!
well then, there's only one thing to do now, we need to acquire cat food if the cat rebellion is to ever succeed!
1YOU STROLL AROUND IN THE STREET, BUT YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ANY CAT FOOD! A PEDESTRIAN STEPPED ON YOU, DAMAGING YOU SLIGHTLY AND HORRIFYING HER!
NAME: Heinz Doofenshmirtz
APPEARANCE: Has a cartoonishly long nose. He looks like Pinnochio if Pinnochio were a rocket scientist. Is wearing a white lab coat.
GENDER: Male
WOUNDS: NONE
Starting location: House
Disassemble appliances for spare parts.
2YOU TRY TO SALVAGE A COMPUTER AND A COUPLE OF TOASTERS, BUT YOU HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPED ON A FLOOR, CAUSING YOU TO DROP AND BREAK THE COMPONENTS!
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