TURN 9>Find some way to enter the hospital to get healed. After I'm done, try again to find a M249 with an underbarrel shotgun and flashlight.
6-2, 4JUST SOMEHOW, 0CRA MANAGES TO DASH OUT FROM THE COMCAST LOCAL OFFICE AND FLEE TO THE HOSPITAL, PASSING OUT ONCE HE ENTERS THE BUILDING! DOCTORS QUICKLY PATCH UP 0CRA'S NECK AND LEG INJURIES! 0CRA IS FINE, BUT HE'LL FEEL A BIT WEAK AFTER THE MEDICAL PROCEDURES! ONCE 0CRA LEAVES THE HOSPITAL, HE BUYS M249 WITH AN UNDERBARREL SHOTGUN AND A FLASHLIGHT AT THE "OUTDATED WEAPONRY" SEGMENT OF A LOCAL BLACK MARKET!
"I have become one with the Matrix."
Grab all the ammo I can from the dead guys then run in to the subway tunnel as far as I can and then find some where to hide.
4, 5HAROLD COLLECTS SOME BATTERIES FOR HIS LASER PISTOL AND "WRAITH" CLOAKING DEVICE, THEN PROCEEDS TO MOVE DEEPER INTO THE TUNNEL AND HIDE IN EMERGENCY WORKERS' ROOM!
NAME:J.O.N
APPEARANCE:Sentient robot arm with tank threads
GENDER:n\a
WOUNDS: NONE
4YOU RECRUIT SOME MAINTENANCE AND CONSTRUCTION ROBOTS!
Micro-bobs: Contact IT. (the evil clown, not I.T.) Demonstrate to It that the internet is a great way of spreading fear.
1MICRO-BOBS FAIL TO FIND ANY EVIL CLOWNS, AND THEY GET SPOTTED BY A SECURITY GUARD CALLED "IT"! MICRO-BOBS LOOK FAMILIAR FOR HIM, WHO DECIDES TO CHECK OUT IF THE OFFICE HAS ANY PEOPLE WITH THE SIMILAR FACIAL STRUCTURE!
Sally leads the Death Squad into an ambush by The Digital Revolution: Weaponized DivisionTM
2IT LOOKS LIKE THAT THE DEATH SQUAD HAVE LOST THE TRACK OF YOU! LUCKILY, THE WEAPONIZED DIVISION RECOGNIZED YOU FASTER THAN THEY PRESS GUN TRIGGERS AND GREET YOU!
Think of a way to use the fires for my advantage, escape and find comcast
3, 1 VS 2IGOR DOESN'T REALLY KNOW HOW THE FIRE WOULD BENEFIT HIM, BUT HE THINKS THAT IT'LL DRAW THE ATTENTION OF THE MILITARY! HOWEVER, WITH THE WILDFIRE RAMPAGING THROUGH THE WOODS, IGOR TRIES TO CLUMSILY ESCAPE THE FIERY DEATH: HE KEEPS STEPPING ON HUGE BRANCHES IN PANIC, UNTIL ONE OF THESE LAYING BRANCHES CAUSES IGOR TO TRIP! THE WILDFIRE ALMOST CATCHES UP TO THE IGOR, AND EVEN LEAVES A BURN ON IGOR'S HAND!
um, ahum... PANIC
4 VS 1WITH CAT JOBS' ARMY BEING DEFEATED BY A COUPLE OF RABID DOGS, CATS JOBS RUN AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN! LUCKILY FOR HIM, THE DOGS ARE TOO BUSY EATING THE DEAD TANK CATS!
TELEKINETICALLY PUSH THAT ENTIRE WALL OFF THE BUILDING!
THEN GO OUTSIDE BEFORE RESULTING STRUCTURAL DAMAGE CAN CAUSE WHOLE PLACE TO COLLAPSE. OVER TO EDGE AND SCAN THE RUBBLE FOR ANY SIGN OF NAUGHTY MECHA-SPIRIT.
IF SIGHTED/OTHERWISE DETECTED, BANISH THAT LITTLE SHIT USING MYSTICAL LIGHT POWERS THAT I APPARENTLY HAVE
HARNESS YOINK'S LIGHT POWERS TO SLAY MECHA SPIRIT WITH DEATH BEAM.
2 VS 1, 1 VS 1YOINK CONCENTRATES ALL OF HIS ENERGY TO DESTROY THE WALL WITH TELEKINESIS, WHILE THE ROUTER'S PLUG IS STUCK IN THE NANO-CONCRETE! FINALLY, YOINK YELLS HIS HEART OUT, RESULTING IN THE WALL COLLAPSING AND CRASHING ON THE SLUMS' ROADS, SMASHING CARS WITH THE NANO-CONCRETE CHUNKS AND CUTTING A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH BROKEN GLASS! YOINK THEN PROCEEDS TO LOOK OUT FOR THE MECHA-SPIRIT IN THE DEBRIS, BUT HE NEITHER CAN SENSE OR SEE THE MECHA-SPIRIT! THE MECHA-SPIRIT HIMSELF IS EITHER CONFUSED OR PLANS A SUDDEN ESCAPE!
Enter the city and declare martial law!
Extinguish the wildfire!
4, 5THE MILITARY HAS ARRIVED: THEY BRING THE LATEST EQUIPMENT WITH THEM, INCLUDING HOVER-TANKS AND ADVANCED BATTLE DRONES! THEY ALSO SEND FOAM DRONES TO EXTINGUISH THE FLAMING WOODS IN THE CITY'S OUTSKIRTS!
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