TURN 8>Quickly teleport to a hospital. After I'm healed, I grab a M249, with an underbarrel shotgun as well, with a flashlight.
1, 4 VS 5-10CRA COULDN'T FIND ANY TELEPORT, AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE ALMOST GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD! THANKFULLY, THE BULLET WENT OVER HIS HEAD!
Mock the Death Squad for their ethics, and demand that they bring that potted plant to justice! "Quarantine? What kind of attitude is that for a Death Squad? You have death right in the name! And owe! You owe me a salve for my finger you brute!" If no salve is forthcoming, scream and run away, arms flailing over my head.
3-1, 5 vs 2"LADY, WE'RE NOT TO QUESTION THE ORDERS! WE GOT AN ORDER TO DESTROY THIS STORE, IT'S EMPLOYEES, AND EVERYONE WHO GOES NEAR IT!" HEARING THAT, SALLY RUNS AWAY FROM THE DEATH SQUAD, SCREECHING! THE DEATH SQUAD ARE TRYING TO PURSUE SALLY, BUT CAN'T CATCH UP AT ALL!
SCREAM IN PAIN AND RAGE, USE TELEKINESIS TO DESTROY ROUTER.
SCREAM ALONG AND ASSIST ACTION
6, 2+2 VS 2YOINK AND THE SWORD SCREAM ALONG, STRENGTHENING THE TELEKINETIC POWERS OF THE SWORD! THE ROUTER ATTEMPTS A QUICK THROAT STAB ON YOINK, BUT GETS BLASTED AWAY, BREAKING THROUGH THE WINDOW! THE ROUTER, HOWEVER, MANAGES TO SAVE ITSELF FROM THE GROUND IMPACT BY STABBING THE BUILDING'S WALL AND HOLDING ON IT!
Keep shooting the enemies and dodging all the lasers like I'm in the matrix.
5-1 VS 1+1 HAROLD KEEPS GOING MATRIX ON THE LAW ENFORCEMENT'S ASSES: HE HEADSHOTS THE REMAINING DEATH SQUAD FOLKS AND KILLS A LOT OF THE PARAMILITARY, WHICH FORCES THEM TO RETREAT AND CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS!
Well, you know what they say, when the going gets rough, throw money at it
Try to solve this problem by throwing money at it, literally if necessary
1 VS 1, 6 VS 1YOU ATTEMPT TO SOLVE THE DOG PROBLEM BY THROWING AND BLUDGEONING THEM WITH YOUR FAT STACKS OF CREDIT BILLS! THEY'RE DISTRACTED FOR A MOMENT, THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY JUMP AND CHEW THROUGH THE REMAINING TANK CATS! ONLY ONE TANK CAT IS REMAINING!
Micro-bobs: scavenge electronic components from the servers.
Bob: Cowering Intensifies!!!
1, AUTO-SUCCESSMICRO-BOBS ATTEMPT TO SCAVENGE ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS, BUT THEY NOT ONLY FAIL TO PULL OUT THE COMPONENTS, THEY'VE ACCIDENTALY RIPPED SOME IMPORTANT CABLES, MEANING THAT EVEN WITH THE ELECTRICITY RESTORED, THE SERVER NEEDS A COMPONENT REPLACEMENT! MEANWHILE, THE TWO BOBS SIMPLY KEEP LAYING BEHIND A WALL!
Use my advanced military techniques, to light a campfire, cook up some food and find my way into the city.
P.S. Sorry for the wait!!
1YOU HAVEN'T USED YOUR MICRO-LASER FOR A WHILE, WHICH MADE YOU FORGET HOW TO USE THE THINGY! OH, AND YOU'VE STARTED A WILDFIRE WHEN YOU TRIED TO LEARN WHAT THAT SMALL RED BUTTON DOES!
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