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RoseHeart

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Her
« on: May 24, 2018, 12:53:53 am »
You are Bob. You are a bird. You live in one of the most beautiful rainforests, and competition for a mate is fierce.

You have never really tried to get one until this season. What will you wear on your first outing?

Head:
Top:
Bottom:
Feet:
Accessories:
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Re: Her
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2018, 05:27:05 am »
Head: Fancy top hat
Top: Fancy Tuxedo
Bottom: Fancy Tuxedo Pants
Feet: Fancy shoes
Accessories: None
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Re: Her
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2018, 05:35:55 am »
Uh... Let us look around for something BLUE to wear!
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Re: Her
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2018, 07:26:37 am »
birbs don't wear clothes silly
steal the annoying neighbors plumage and put it on head
smear berry juice or THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES on chest to make chest big and red
and get a lizard inpaled on a stick.  chicks love lizards on sticks.
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2018, 07:32:33 am »
Quote from: IndigoFenix on May 24, 2018, 07:26:37 am
birbs don't wear clothes silly
steal the annoying neighbors plumage and put it on head
smear berry juice or THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES on chest to make chest big and red
and get a lizard inpaled on a stick.  chicks love lizards on sticks.
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Re: Her
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2018, 09:08:24 am »
What do you mean? We already got the nice feathers.
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Re: Her
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2018, 09:16:31 am »
Quote from: Leonardo8 on May 24, 2018, 07:32:33 am
Quote from: IndigoFenix on May 24, 2018, 07:26:37 am
birbs don't wear clothes silly
steal the annoying neighbors plumage and put it on head
smear berry juice or THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES on chest to make chest big and red
and get a lizard inpaled on a stick.  chicks love lizards on sticks.
+1
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Re: Her
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2018, 09:19:34 am »
Quote from: Doomblade187 on May 24, 2018, 09:16:31 am
Quote from: Leonardo8 on May 24, 2018, 07:32:33 am
Quote from: IndigoFenix on May 24, 2018, 07:26:37 am
birbs don't wear clothes silly
steal the annoying neighbors plumage and put it on head
smear berry juice or THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES on chest to make chest big and red
and get a lizard inpaled on a stick.  chicks love lizards on sticks.
+1
+1
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we need a bucket of blue or red quality
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Re: Her
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2018, 11:14:19 am »
Quote from: IndigoFenix on May 24, 2018, 07:26:37 am
birbs don't wear clothes silly
steal the annoying neighbors plumage and put it on head
smear berry juice or THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES on chest to make chest big and red
and get a lizard inpaled on a stick.  chicks love lizards on sticks.

Despite all the rainforest hustle and bustle, you've never seen another of your kind, so choosing what to where you kinda just find some stuff.

It smells really bad. You take a bird bath and try again...

Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on May 24, 2018, 05:27:05 am
Head: Fancy top hat
Top: Fancy Tuxedo
Bottom: Fancy Tuxedo Pants
Feet: Fancy shoes
Accessories: None

You feel much more confident in this.

You soon find many birds gathering at a ball. There is a pretty bird that appears to be here alone. What should you do?
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2018, 11:57:31 am »
Tip hat.

Do not scream poop at the top of your lungs
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Re: Her
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2018, 10:07:58 pm »
Quote from: Leodanny on May 24, 2018, 11:57:31 am
Tip hat.

Do not scream poop at the top of your lungs

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You greet her and she begins to approach. Suddenly you spot some white substance but decide not to say anything for some reason. Suddenly the bird in crimson slips in it and twirls in the moonlight.

You dashingly grab her just in time, and after a pause, help her to her feet.
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2018, 03:53:19 am »
After you help her, tell her "You just stepped in some shit."
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2018, 10:38:45 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 25, 2018, 03:53:19 am
After you help her, tell her "You just stepped in some shit."

this but with a really high pitched voice
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Re: Her
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2018, 10:42:31 am »
No, let's bow and offer her our jacket instead.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: Her
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2018, 10:49:58 am »
No, take a bucket of water and clean the poop of the floor
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