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Author Topic: Ema: a Story of Gods  (Read 40680 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #240 on: May 30, 2018, 08:15:44 pm »

Inanis, what did you just do?
You know what, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
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"Even If I told you, you would not understand. It is for the best, because they are involved.
Inanis would write the following on the tiny chunk of the tablet of prophecy:Ema, concerned by the way her tenants were acting, would inquire to the Decimarch what had happened, thus marking the first time the Decimarch would speak since the creation of Dirt.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #241 on: May 30, 2018, 09:04:29 pm »

Seemingly with a new expression of responsibility put on him after his earlier bout with conspiracy, Elmedo sets off to work.

First, he tells Chook to tell the chickens about the prophecy, also adding a command for Chook to train the worthy Mistcutter-wielder to fight Lifetwister.

Next, using an Essence, he creates an artifact - or, at least, begins construction of one.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #242 on: May 30, 2018, 09:17:43 pm »

Inanis, what did you just do?
You know what, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

"Even If I told you, you would not understand. It is for the best, because they are involved.
Inanis would write the following on the tiny chunk of the tablet of prophecy:Ema, concerned by the way her tenants were acting, would inquire to the Decimarch what had happened, thus marking the first time the Decimarch would speak since the creation of Dirt.

No. Just no. I'm done with this "they" bullcrap.

Anyway, some things for the ecosystem:

Spoiler: Korribirch Tree (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Antmole (click to show/hide)


I also patronize all my creations.
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #243 on: May 30, 2018, 09:30:50 pm »

Mpaïspama attempts to...procreate with the very attractive gravity, spending 1EE to see it through. The resulting offspring will be given to Grandmavnon once the 1EE adoption fee is paid.

Mpaïspama also does roughly the same thing with the Law of Dance Battles, spending 1LE in romantic dinners and such to expedite the process. This one will have an adoption fee of 1LE.

These deeds having been done, the Corn Pope patronizes the Korribirch Trees.

somewhat patronizing line, you know the drill
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #244 on: May 30, 2018, 09:35:45 pm »

Not to be outdone, Manannan Silverhand attempts to impregnate Nakyr, Chook Guevara, and Helyx's lake. Not necessarily in that order.

Afterward, he stops by the Maoth Senate and impregnates them all. In such a manner as to produce a single offspring, Heimdallr-style. He uses one LE sourced from Mavnon to help ensure this is successful.
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #245 on: May 30, 2018, 09:37:21 pm »

Gasnareth Imrep goes forth into the world, and tries to freely forcibly procreate with the location known as "Ascension's Peak", Some of that weird Wheat, And the "law of Furry hatred".
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #246 on: May 30, 2018, 09:38:32 pm »

Mpaïspama attempts to...procreate with the very attractive gravity, spending 1EE to see it through. The resulting offspring will be given to Grandmavnon once the 1EE adoption fee is paid.

Mpaïspama also does roughly the same thing with the Law of Dance Battles, spending 1LE in romantic dinners and such to expedite the process. This one will have an adoption fee of 1LE.

These deeds having been done, the Corn Pope patronizes the Korribirch Trees.

somewhat patronizing line, you know the drill

Mavnon has already called dibs on the Law's kid.

Mavnon is paying for thegravity kid now. -1LE


Not to be outdone, Manannan Silverhand attempts to impregnate Nakyr, Chook Guevara, and Helyx's lake. Not necessarily in that order.

Afterward, he stops by the Maoth Senate and impregnates them all. In such a manner as to produce a single offspring, Heimdallr-style. He uses one LE sourced from Mavnon to help ensure this is successful.

Mavnon pays 1LE. -1LE
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #247 on: May 30, 2018, 09:44:10 pm »

Guys, don't screw everything. It never ends well.
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Quote from: AseaHeru (on Discord), Monday, June 20, 2022 10:41 PM
I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #248 on: May 30, 2018, 09:53:55 pm »

--snnnip--
Mavnon pays 1LE. -1LE
With an extra 1LE to spend, Mpaïspama tries to produce offspring with the Dread Mountains.

Also, Mpaïspama switches Its vote to Elmedo, by all accounts a less traitorous, ungrateful child than our lord and savior Helyx.
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #249 on: May 30, 2018, 09:58:07 pm »

"Hey Eris, did you know that they accepted my request to join the Chicken Cabal?" "You what?" "And now I'm part of the team! Go Chickens!" "...Why didn't you notify me? You just dragged me into a team, didn't even give me the chance to carefully evaluate their weaknesses." "Hahaha! I bet you're now jealous that I have new friends! But don't worry, you're still my sister! Now, hold on for a sec. I'm going to change my action!" "Sigh. Whatever."
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #250 on: May 30, 2018, 10:12:02 pm »

"...Why didn't you notify me? You just dragged me into a team, didn't even give me the chance to carefully evaluate their weaknesses."
Don't worry.


We don't have weaknesses.
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #251 on: May 30, 2018, 10:12:33 pm »

Mpaïspama gains the sphere of Chickens. Level up!
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #252 on: May 30, 2018, 10:23:01 pm »

[looking out at the universe]
This place has gone far past insane and it's probably going to cause so much Strain. :|



Anyway, Ema, while the others are going around doing their stuff, I've got a magic system ready to be unloaded. Is it ok if I set it up now, or do you think you'll need time to recover from the Strain that may be coming this turn before I drop it in?

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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #253 on: May 30, 2018, 10:28:13 pm »

"Strain? I don't feel any strain."
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Re: Ema: a Story of Gods
« Reply #254 on: May 30, 2018, 10:30:50 pm »

Not yet, maybe, but do you see all those gods going out, ready to have children with basically everything in sight? [gestures at all the gods going out to have sex] I'm of the impression that they're going to cause a lot of strain doing that. Does that make sense to you?
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