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"I would, but I already gave my part to Discordia! Sorry!" "I'm going to be busy, but I might be able to lend you a normal or lesser essence next cycle if you agree to lend me essence later. We're limited in resources."

[Iris]

Yes, that could work. I'll just bug Acter for the Greater Essence. Thanks, you two three.

With my Essence in hand, I create and Uplift mortals!

I know, I know, it's really cliche. It'll work out, I promise.

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Species Name: Dwarves
Description: I'm sure you know already.
Traits: Excellent craftsmen, short, alcoholic, intelligent

I place the dwarves in Tarrant.

[Glass]

Acter will use one GE to create a reasonably-sized [read: Asia-sized] moon with Inanis as its core (as per the plan prior to gaining access to the main universe), grant his other GE to Kel for the creation of his Dwarves, and, as per communal request, uses his QE to destroy Nakyr, the skinless fox/arms Greater Abomination that got created by Ema out of a rug during the chaos that occurred this Cycle.

If anyone has any issues with this, please, tell me your concerns and I will try to address them.

[Maximum Spin]

uses his QE to destroy Nakyr, the skinless fox/arms Greater Abomination that got created by Ema out of a rug during the chaos that occurred this Cycle.

Well, that's anticlimactic. Who requested that? What a bore.

[Glass]

I don't care if it's anticlimactic, it's something that needs to be done.
And I don't recommend calling Discordia names like that. It seems unwise.

[Maximum Spin]

Manannan attempts to cram Nakyr into the Other Plane to get it away from murderous godhobos.

[Glass]

Very well. Just keep them away from the mortals and that should be fine for the time being.
If they get out, though, I will smite them.

[Magic system incoming, maybe, just be ready for if it does.]

[micelus]

Mavnon shrugs.

She claims Dirt, Magic, Swords, Hydrogen, Fluoride, Calcium, Carbon, Carbon that happens to be part of a living creature, light, glue, fur, body hair, the lack of light, dirt, oxygen, nitrogen, helium, iron, string, lotic water systems, turbid water, lentic water systems, generic wasteland, savannas, the name Lauren, surnames ending in 'Beard,Smith,Son,', hammers, nails,  the color yellow, clouds, skies, babies, manganese, grandmothers, legal clauses, plutonium, the feeling of triumph at another's loss , friction, copper, uranium, feathers, hot temperatures, stubbed toes, meth, viruses, educational institutions, popcorn, death of the author,   bacteria, loose air particles, meat served on bread, millers, wenches, winches, grass, beaks, the sense of balance, 1+1, gravity, fire, the concept of love, itches, grief, and souls just to see what happens.

1LE: Mavnon creates Demons of the Lesser Sphere 1 [DLS1]. DLS1 is a highly-adaptable bacteria that preys on plants and any organism that is both capable of photosynthesis and/or is has a heavy composition of polysaccharides. DLS1. DLS1 can rapidly multiply and is able to transmit itself through root systems, air, and mobile organisms that eat/touch plants that contain DLS1. DLS1 is a completely mundane organism. DLS1's presence on an organism is observable as affected areas are consumed and converted into energy for the multitude of bacteria. Left untended, a plant home to DLS1 will be nommed. DLS1 bacteria is then spread around to everywhere with plants.

0E: Make it rain extremely hallucinogenic chocolate in the Cornfield.

Mavnon converts 1E to 3LE

1LE: Create Slitheroos. Scatter a few populations around mortals.


0E: Mavnon claims patronship of DLS1 and Slitheroos.

Spoiler: DLS1 (click to show/hide)

Species Name: Demons of the Lesser Sphere 1 [DLS1]
Description: DLS1 is a highly-adaptable bacteria that preys on plants and any organism that is both capable of photosynthesis and/or is has a heavy composition of polysaccharides. DLS1. DLS1 can rapidly multiply and is able to transmit itself through root systems, air, and mobile organisms that eat/touch plants that contain DLS1. DLS1 is a completely mundane organism. DLS1
Traits:
-Bacteria-ish
-Feeds on plants
-Transmittable via air/root systems/touch/vector organisms
-Extremely high reproductive rate

Spoiler: Slitherhoos (click to show/hide)

Species Name: Slitheroos
Description: macropods around the size of a St.Bernard's, slitheroos are made of Cuteness and Huggability, inciting feelings of aaw in every organism/entity [besides gods, it seems ] that seems them. Slitheroos come in an array of colours and texture patterns that range from the mundane [red/gray] to the interesting [constantly scintillating coat of colours] and feed primarily on feelings of adoration, or when that is somehow a scarce, dirt. This somehow nourishes them. Slitheroos will always attempt to ingratiate themselves with a host species that will cuddle them and love them. Slitheroos in turn secrete a substance that if drunk, will incite a short period of ecstasy, followed by a raging love/lust/adoration/respect for what they were in contact with the most during the period of hallucination. More love juice is secreted depending on how much they've been loved since their last secretion. Secretion occurs once a day. Slitheroos mate in the macropod fashion and can sustain 3 offspring at a time. 1 in the pouch, 1 slither-hopping outside the pouch, and 1 dormant blastocyst within the womb. Slitheroos are so named as their legs fall off after their first year, and instead slither around like a snek for the rest of their lives. Generally live 5-10 years. Gestation time is 3 months, but maturation time is 2-4 years.   
Traits:
-Coats of many colours
-Slither/hops
-Awwwwww
-Snek-but-roo
-Feeds on your adoration :3. Sometimes has to eat dirt when its unloved
-Secrete love juice.
-Marsupials
-Quick maturation/gestation rate....for a mammal-snek

[Iris]

Mavnon, what are you doing?

Thanks, Acter, you single-handedly saved my Dwarves.

Using the Greater Essence, I create an Ecosystem.

[Maximum Spin]

Manannan converts 1 Essence into Lesser Essence and, using his four Lesser Essence together, uplifts both the Slitheroos and DLS1.

[micelus]

Mavnon looks extremely cross. "Well, I never."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Mpaïspama patronizes Spikereed, Whistlwood, Bloodroses, Iris Monsoon Plants, Anchor Plants, and Heart Berries. Basically, It patronizes all the plants it hasn't patronized yet.

insert vaguely patronizing line

Mpaïspama would also like to see if any of the plants have started developing rudimentary intelligence after X'arilyg's splendid edict.

[micelus]

Mavnon, what are you doing?

Thanks, Acter, you single-handedly saved my Dwarves.

Using the Greater Essence, I create an Ecosystem.

"Experimenting, dear"

[randomgenericusername]

"Wait, YOU agreed to this, Discordia?!" "You perfectly know that it's dangerous to leave it be, Eris." "Hold on a second, I want to keep the poor thing alive!" "I don't think that's going to work."

Manannan attempts to cram Nakyr into the Other Plane to get it away from murderous godhobos.

Eris tries to assist in helping the abomination on this on every way she can. She also patronizes Nakyr, and if the other gods allow it, take it into her realm and tame it!

After the beast has been feed with whatever food is left on the fridge, Eris proceeds to patronize the Spirit Chickens and put her vote for Manannan.

"I can keep it in my room, I swear I'll feed it every day! Please let me keep it!"

[Shadowclaw777]

X’arilyg hands over a destiny coin to Razel