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[Person]

Oh no, THE DOOM CRUISER is heading straight for THE PLANET! All pilots to your ships! If you don't destroy THE DOOM CRUISER, then THE PLANET is DOOMED!

Spoiler: What? (click to show/hide)

This is a semi-minimalist game where the goal is to destroy a powerful ship known only as THE DOOM CRUISER and save THE PLANET. Expect high player death rate. THE DOOM CRUISER technically has no win condition set. If you perform terribly enough, I'll advance it an arbitrary distance towards THE PLANET. Repeated bad performances probably mean THE PLANET goes KAPOW! Assuming I update this regularly, eventually Bay12 WILL win. Of course, the journey is more important than the destination right?

Spoiler: But what about last time? (click to show/hide)

Yeah that died and it was sorta my fault. I've made great improvements to the game since then, and I hope you'll give it a chance. Among the improvements are a shared super meter that everyone can use to do a variety of interesting things, a reduction in THE DOOM CRUISER's health, and a variety of other AI controlled enemies to contend with. Also fusion! I should probably also mention that scanning has also been greatly buffed, and players are actually allowed to shoot specific components to destroy them.

Spoiler: I want in, what do I do? (click to show/hide)

Post that you want to join, and in that post give me a small phrase/description. This input will be used to construct the ship you'll be flying when you reach the DOOM CRUISER. By small, I mean up to 5 words. Don't try to game the system too much, and don't feel obligated to use the maximum amount of words. Sometimes simple is best. More may be allowed within reason, and acronyms might be okay. Choose wisely. Or don't I guess. Feel free to pick whatever weird words you think up. Note that I reserve the right to veto certain combinations. Here are some examples to get you started. Light Machine Gun Fighter. Heavy Bomber Tank. Long Range Missile Support. The player count for this game will probably remain at 6 unless you make some weird ship that needs multiple pilots or use the fusion system. By the way, this game uses the d8

Spoiler: Super Meter (click to show/hide)

Whenever a player directly deals damage to THE DOOM CRUISER that fills a special meter. Time passing also slowly fills the meter for free. Powers are a way to request various forms of support from the shadowy leaders of THE PLANET. Basically, it represents the resources that THE PLANET's military have other than the rag tag group of heroes that takes center stage in this game. Only one power can be used per turn except where stated otherwise. Powers are applied at the start or end of turn depending on convenience. 50 damage equals 1% charge. 1% charge is also always added each turn. Waitlisted players may be able to add charge somehow too. Any player can activate any power at any time. No permission or voting is needed.

5%: Hyper Upgrade: Permanently increases a ship's stats across the board, as well as increasing hull and shields. This power can be used multiple times per turn and in addition to other powers. This upgrade can only be used a limited amount of times per ship, and only one level of upgrades can be performed on a ship per turn.
10%: Overdrive: Increases all the rolls of a single ship by 3 for the rest of the turn. This power can be used multiple times per turn in addition to other powers. Overdrive does not stack with itself. Bonuses are capped at +8 for any roll.
10%: Supply Drop: Fires a whole bunch of supply crates into the battlefield from the main base for the team to use. Just run into them to pick them up. Contents not guaranteed. Generally includes hull repairs, shield recharges, and munitions.
25%: Pit Crew: Temporarily calls in a bunch of robots to service a single ship. This restores hull, shields, and supplies. This power can be used multiple times per turn in addition to other powers. The robots can be destroyed.
25%: AI Ally Assistance: Summons a randomly generated AI ship to aid the combatants. This ship doesn't count as a player, so it doesn't take up space for real people. Quality not guaranteed, but another body can't hurt right?
25%: Basic Offensive Maneuvers: Commanders on the PLANET send the defense fleet a simple set of orders to maximize accuracy and damage for one turn. Increases aim by +2 and damage by 10%. This power can be used in addition to other powers.
25%: Basic Defensive Maneuvers: Commanders on the PLANET send the defense fleet a simple set of orders to maximize evasion and defense for one turn. Increases armor and dodge by +1. This power can be used in addition to other powers.
40%: Asteroid Strike: Straps big engines onto an asteroid from the belt and flings them at THE DOOM CRUISER. Powerful, but it'll take time to arrive. Tends to create a lot of debris in the combat zone, which can be good and bad. 1000 damage.
50%: Special Maneuvers: Commanders on the PLANET send the defense fleet a special set of orders to maximize fleet ability for three turns. Increases aim by +4, damage by 20%, armor by +2, and dodge by +2. This power can be used in addition to other powers.
50%: Emergency Shield Boost: Every player receives a temporary extra shield equal to 100% of their max shield. This shield decays as normal.
75%: EMP: Prevents THE DOOM CRUISER from taking any action this turn. The DOOM CRUISER won't attack next turn either since it only tries every two turns.
75%: Battleship Operational: Sends a powerful support ship that is highly durable, armed, and contains an area to repair and refuel by docking.
??%: Fusion! Up to 6 player ships can combine into one! Even ships which are already fused can join. Fusion occurs at the end of the turn, allowing actions to be done beforehand. A fused ship is still piloted by all the players of the component ships. This may new players from joining due to the load demanded. Costs: 2: 20% 3: 40% 4: 60% 5: 80% 6: 100%
100%: PLANETARY BARRAGE: Re-purpose all those big weapons the countries of THE PLANET have pointed at each other for a truly immense attack! 5000 damage. Can only be used once.

Players: Glass, 0cra_tr0per, Nakéen, Dustan Hache, Darkwarlock3, FallacyofUrist,  Failbird105, and King Zultan.
Waitlist:

Spoiler: Leodanny (click to show/hide)

Name: Potato
Description: Potato is literally a giant home grown potato. It flies using a rocket engine fueled by fermented potato vodka. Don't question these things. Also the less said about the pilot the better.
Health: 100/100 (It may be impressive in size, but a potato is a potato.)
Shields: 0/0
Regen: 0
Aim: +3
Armor: -3 (Potato)
Dodge: -3 (Those engines aren't the finest.)
Initiative: +3 (They're fast in one direction though.)
Equipment:
Spud Cannons: Mounted on various locations on the potato. These launch smaller potatoes. 10 damage per hit. 3 shots per target per turn. Unlimited ammo.
Vodka Bomb: Many barrels of delicious alcohol are loaded on and around the potato. At any moment, the potato can detonate these barrels for a massive explosion. However, the explosion becomes weaker as more fuel is used. This kills the potato. Starting fuel: 7 turns worth. Max effective power: 5 barrels. Once the vodka runs out, this ship can't fly anymore.

Name: Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Description: Superior Healing-Interstellar Purveyance

Waitlist, here I come!

The dead:

Spoiler: Yottawhat (click to show/hide)

Name: Blorb Boy
Description: Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob. The Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob is an organic ship. It is covered in cancerous growths, which give it immense regenerative power. However, this tends to cause defects over time.
Health: 0/400(-2)
Shields: 0/0
Regen: 100
Aim: +0(-1)
Armor: -1
Dodge: +3(-2)
Initiative: +1
Gas Propulsion System: As disgusting as it sounds. Nearby enemies and allies may take biological damage.
Devour: Rip apart and consume the target. 150 damage. Inflicts greatly increased damage to smaller targets, which restore health if killed.
Acid Shot: Consumes 50 points of health to fire a burst of acid. 100 damage and reduces target armor for awhile. Can be done 3 times per turn. Best at short range.
Overhealing: Regeneration can exceed max hp. Exceeding it by too much has consequences.
Actually a Tumor: Every turn, a random stat is reduced by 1 point. For health, that means -50. This ship cannot be upgraded or fused.

Spoiler: THE DOOM CRUISER (click to show/hide)

Next attack on turn 6.
Health: 14,640/25,000
Stats:
Aim: +0
Armor: +3
Dodge: -3
Initiative: -3
Known Weapons and Equipment:
Medium machine guns: THE DOOM CRUISER fires many medium machine guns. 24 attacks at random targets, 25 damage per hit. -2 to aim.
Heavy machine guns: THE DOOM CRUISER fires many heavy machine guns. 24 attacks at random targets, 50 damage per hit. -2 to aim.
Full machine gun barrage!: THE DOOM CRUISER fires both sets of machine guns! No multi attack penalty. Still -2 to aim.
DOOM REPAIR: THE DOOM CRUISER launches a fleet of nanobots to repair damage to it. The ships of destroyed players will be used for materials. This status lasts for 4 turns, or until the players cancel it. THE DOOM CRUISER doesn't heal very fast, but every bit counts. Probably will make this 500hp per turn.
DOOM DRONES: THE DOOM CRUISER deploys 6 drones to attack the party! Drones have 100hp, no shields, and a light machine gun. They have +1 to dodge and initiative. 
DOOM MISSILES: THE DOOM CRUISER launches a whole bunch of missiles! 15 attacks at random targets, 80 damage per hit. +1 to aim. (-1 to aim.) Location: Stern. Destroyed.
DOOM ARMAGEDDON: THE DOOM CRUISER fires 3 powerful homing nuclear missiles at random targets! Those targets almost certainly die if they get hit. I'll tell you the damage if it is relevant. The team has 1 turn to shoot down/jam/redirect/delay them. +4 to aim. (-1 to aim.) Location: Stern. Destroyed.
DOOM PARTICLE BEAMS: THE DOOM CRUISER fires a blast of tiny particles at relativistic speeds! Particle beams ignore almost all defenses. 12 attacks at random targets, 100 damage per hit. +4 to aim. Located in the fore.
DOOM DIMENSION RIP: THE DOOM CRUISER fires a weapon that tears space itself to attack every ship on the field! all valid players take 1 nigh unavoidable attack for 300 damage. Located deep in the middle of the keel.

Ranges:
Blackbeard, Varkan, MIDNIGHT: Close to fore
E.P.A.S. AI, Darkwarlock3: Mid below keel
Captain Niko: Close to fore
Blorb Boy: Close to stern
Agent [REDACTED]: Close to fore
George Washington: Far

SQUAD POWER: 112%
Buffs and Debuffs:
DOOM CRUISER:
Boarded: Will take damage over time based on crew competence. 1 squad on board.
Heated up: Moderate increase to damage caused by hot attacks.
Acid Shot: Fore coated in acid. This area takes an extra 20% damage for one turn.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Here we go again. I actually lost most of the original files from the first game, and had to rebuild this from scratch. The result was a vast improvement, so it all worked out in the end. Be ready for new surprises. If not enough people join, I guess I'll just have to add randomly generated AI backup. Stats have been reworked somewhat. Armor actually exists, and speed has been split into dodge and initiative. The fastness of a ship will probably be described in its capabilities somewhere if needed specifically, but dodge will probably work in most cases.

[Person]

Extra post in case I need more room.
Edit: Got it. Maybe I should have made an example sheet. Oh well.

[Glass]

Name: Blackbeard
Description: SPACE PIRATE BOARDING SHIP, AAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

BOARD THE DOOM CRUISER, ME HEARTIES!

[Dustan Hache]

Name: E.P.A.S. AI
Description: Experimental Plasma and Scanner corvette.

Scan the doom cruiser for weapons!

[Nakéen]

Name: Pilot Varkan
Description: Squad of Glorious Transforming Mecha (Misread the OP, so the description is for my ship, not a common ship mmh!)
Glorious Transforming Ship Made of Mechas

Get in close range, transform into a FIST and PUNCH the Doom Cruiser!

[FallacyofUrist]

Name: Captain Nico
Description: Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel

[Yottawhat]

Name: Blorb Boy
Description: Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob

Fart towards the DOOM CRUISER.

[Screech9791]

Name: MIDNIGHT EDGEMAN
Description: EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE

[Failbird105]

Name: Agent [REDACTED]
Description: SCP Anomaly Esoteric Transport Carrier

[Person]

The valiant fleet of ships has begun to approach the DOOM CRUISER!

At the front of the pack is Captain Blackbeard in the SPACE PIRATE BOARDER MAN, AAAAAARRRRRRRRR! Said vehicle is a shabbily put together vessel created to board enemy ships. Only time will tell how effective that is against the DOOM CRUISER.

Following them is the Experimental Plasma and Scanner Corvette, piloted by an eponymous AI. It is a high speed craft with support capabilities. Due to experimental parts it isn't very durable, but it sports advanced equipment.

Next up is Pilot Varkan, aboard the Glorious Transforming Ship Made of Mechas! This vehicle has the ability to change into three different modes. It is currently using the MELEE formation.

Flying alongside them is Captain Nico and the Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel. The Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel is a humanoid ship that can augment other ships with feline parts. It also has a repair function.

Next to last is our most unusual ship, piloted by Blorb Boy. The Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob is an organic ship. It is covered in cancerous growths, which give it immense regenerative power. However, this tends to cause defects over time.

The final arrival is MIDNIGHT EDGEMAN in the EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE. The EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE is a humanoid, spiky, black vehicle with red markings covering it. It appears to be wearing a trench coat.  Just looking at it is enough to make you feel like you're getting cut.

The DOOM CRUISER sits in wait, taking in the opposition. Something seems to whir within it for a moment, and the lights that adorn it grow brighter. It must be preparing for an attack. It'll happen in 2 turns! Go get em, pilots! All players start at long range. Distance and location are mostly abstracted, so feel free to move around. You can change range and shoot at the same time.

Players:

Spoiler: Glass (click to show/hide)

Name: Blackbeard
Description: SPACE PIRATE BOARDER MAN, AAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
The SPACE PIRATE BOARDER MAN, AAAAAARRRRRRRRR! is a shabbily put together vessel created to board enemy ships. Only time will tell how effective that sort of thing is against the DOOM CRUISER.
Hull: 400/400
Shields: 100/100
Regen: 20
Aim: +0
Armor: +2
Dodge: -2
Initiative: +2
Equipment:
Boarding Guns: These fire pods containing crew members into the target. Said pods are tipped by drills. 5 ammo, can't be replenished easily. 6 ammo if the captain fires himself. Damage varies, but is highest against weakened areas. The DOOM CRUISER's thickest armor won't be penetrated by this weapon yet. Best at close range.
Ship Ram: A giant mounted spear at the front of the ship. Deals 300 damage on hit, but can't be used consecutively. Build up momentum first.
Space Harpoon Gun: Does a little damage and stabilizes the ship. Can be used to tow ships or be towed. Up to 3 50 damage attacks per turn. Best at close range.
Space Booze: Emboldens the crew, given them a +1 to most actions but a -1 to dodge and aim. Lasts 3 turns. Does not stack. 3 uses.

Spoiler: Dustan Hache (click to show/hide)

Name: E.P.A.S. AI
Description: Experimental Plasma and Scanner Corvette.
The Experimental Plasma and Scanner Corvette is a high speed craft with support capabilities. Due to experimental parts, it isn't very durable.
Hull: 250/250
Shields: 150/150
Regen: 30
Aim: +1
Armor: -2
Dodge: +2
Initiative: +3
Equipment:
Plasma Gun: Fires a single 200 damage bolt of plasma. Fired at low velocity, so it works best at close or mid range.
Experimental Scanner: Scans targets for information. Can reveal sub-system locations. Very powerful, but results may not be perfectly accurate.
Untested Systems: Failed rolls may inflict damage to this ship.

Spoiler: Nakéen (click to show/hide)

Name: Pilot Varkan
Description: Glorious Transforming Ship Made of Mechas
The Glorious Transforming Ship Made of Mechas is a designed cobbled together from a bunch of powered armor suits. It isn't very large or durable, but it has great speed and versatility.
Hull: 300/300
Shields: 200/200
Regen: 25
Aim: +1 (+1)
Armor: -1 (+1)
Dodge: +2 (+1)
Initiative: +1 (+1)
Equipment:
Multi-Form Mechanism: Allows this ship to transform into a few different things. Loaded forms are MELEE, RANGED, AND SUPPORT. Transforming consumes an entire turn.
MELEE: The ship basically becomes a battering ram. Shape determined by the user.
RANGED: The ship transformed in such a way that every possible weapon is pointed outwards. Literally a ball of guns.
SUPPORT: Transforms into a ship that can do repairs and such.
Current Equipment: MELEE
FIST: The ship is a massive fist. Impacts deal 200 damage to the target, and none to the ship itself. Can execute a POWER FIST attack that reduces the target's armor for a turn. 3 turn cooldown. Also increases all stats by 1.
Spinning Blades: A series of sharp circling blades that line this vehicle. Inflicts 50-100 damage to nearby targets every turn.
Barrage System: This vehicle temporarily splits into the original mecha components, each of which delivers a powerful attack. Requires 3 turns to charge through kinetic force. 0% charged.

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: Captain Nico
Description: Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel
The Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel is a humanoid ship that can augment other ships with feline parts. It also has a repair function.
Hull: 300/300
Shields: 200/200
Regen: 50
Aim: +1
Armor: +2
Dodge: +0 (+1)
Initiative: +0
Equipment:
Catastrophe Cannon: Launches cubes of condensed cat meat at absurd speeds. Why? Because it can. 200 damage per hit. 3 ammo. Best at short or mid range.
Claws: These work as you'd expect. 100 damage.
Cat-Ear Radar: A small scanning array. Not very powerful, but also improves dodge by 1 due to detecting incoming attacks.
Repair Kit: Comes with 500 metal. Restores 1 hull to the target for each point of metal used. Non-Organic ammo can also be refilled.
Augmentation Machine: Allows the attachment of Claws and Cat-Ear Radar to a ship. 3 uses.

Spoiler: Yottawhat (click to show/hide)

Name: Blorb Boy
Description: Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob
The Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob is an organic ship. It is covered in cancerous growths, which give it immense regenerative power. However, this tends to cause defects over time.
Health: 500/500
Shields: 0/0
Regen: 100
Aim: +0
Armor: -1
Dodge: +3
Initiative: +1
Gas Propulsion System: As disgusting as it sounds. Nearby enemies and allies may take biological damage.
Devour: Rip apart and consume the target. 150 damage. Inflicts greatly increased damage to smaller targets, which restore health if killed.
Acid Shot: Consumes 50 points of health to fire a burst of acid. 100 damage and reduces target armor for awhile. Can be done 3 times per turn. Best at short range.
Overhealing: Regeneration can exceed max hp. Exceeding it by too much has consequences.
Actually a Tumor: Every turn, a random stat is reduced by 1 point. For health, that means -50. This ship cannot be upgraded or fused.

Spoiler: 0cra_tr0per (click to show/hide)

Name: MIDNIGHT EDGEMAN
Description: EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE
The EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE is a humanoid, spiky, black vehicle with red markings covering it. It appears to be wearing a trench coat. Just looking at it is enough to make you feel like you're getting cut.
Hull: 250/250
Shields: 150/150
Regen: 30
Aim: +0
Armor: -1
Dodge: +2
Initiative: +1
EDGY BLADE: A katana so sharp that it rips into space itself. Has a slight ranged attack that can hit potentially multiple targets at reduced damage. 200 damage.
EDGY GUNS: A painful looking pair of red and black guns. They launch spikes that embed into the target and explode. 50 damage per hit. Each fires up to 3 shots per turn. Best at short or mid range. 18 ammo.
EDGY COAT: Can be activated to reinforce defenses at the cost of speed by posing dramatically. 3 turn cooldown.
DEATH RECHARGER: Destroying ships recovers 100 points of hull and shield if done at close range. Halved otherwise.

Spoiler: THE DOOM CRUISER (click to show/hide)

Every 2 turns, the DOOM CRUISER rolls a die to choose what weapon to fire. The same roll can't occur twice in a row. (Yay variety.) The DOOM CRUISER's weapons are secret at first of course. First attack on turn 2.
Health: 25,000
Stats:
Aim: +0
Armor: +3
Dodge: -3
Initiative: -3
Known Weapons and Equipment:
None yet. Get to scanning!

SQUAD POWER: 0%
Buffs and Debuffs:
None.
Now you can actually submit actions and have them processed. If you've already sent one in, that's fine too and I'll definitely use it. This is your chance to change your mind though. I specifically need actions from FOU and 0cra.

[Nakéen]

I love it. Keep the good work up!

[Glass]

FIND SOME PLACE ON THE DOOOOOM CRUUUUUISER THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE A COCKPIT AND GET RIGHT UP NEXT TO IT, THEN FIRE EVERYTHING AT IT!

[FallacyofUrist]

"Alright men, women, and cats. We have work to do. For The Planet and every civilian cat person!"

Fly to medium range and fire off the Catastrophe Cannon at the DOOM CRUISER.

[Screech9791]

>SHOOT MY EDGY GUNS AT THE DOOM CRUISER WHILE RUSHING FORWARD

[Person]

The battle begins!

Initiatives:
Pilot Varkan: 8+2=10
E.P.A.S. AI: 7+3=10
Blackbeard: 7+2=9
Blorb Boy: 4+1=5
MIDNIGHT EDGEMAN: 2+2=4
DOOM CRUISER: 7-3=4
Captain Nico: 3

Get in close range, transform into a FIST and PUNCH the Doom Cruiser!

3+2v2-3: Pilot Varkan wastes no time, and flies their machine straight at the DOOM CRUISER's hull. Direct hit!
8+2v3+3: A whole bunch of armor is broken off by the attack! 225 damage. The blades deal an additional 50 damage.

Scan the doom cruiser for weapons!

7+1: E.P.A.S. AI fires up the scanners. New information is revealed!

FIND SOME PLACE ON THE DOOOOOM CRUUUUUISER THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE A COCKPIT AND GET RIGHT UP NEXT TO IT, THEN FIRE EVERYTHING AT IT!

6v2+3: You drive close to the DOOM CRUISER, and fire off all the harpoons! 150 damage.
7v2+3: Then, you ram it with all the ship's power! 300 damage. Time to fire the boarding guns!
5v4+3, 7v3+3: The first boarding projectile bounces off, but the second connects! You're not sure the crew will be able to get all the way inside, but you hope for the best. You should be able to reclaim the projectile that bounced off. It wasn't seriously damaged, and your crew member has a fair bit of air. 50 damage.

Fart towards the DOOM CRUISER.

6v2+3: Blorb Boy moves to close range. Their ship starts to rip at the DOOM CRUISER's hull to devour it. It is rather devoid of nutrients. 150 damage. +100 hp. Max health reduced by 50 due to random tumor effects.

>SHOOT MY EDGY GUNS AT THE DOOM CRUISER WHILE RUSHING FORWARD

The edgy ship unleashes a scarlet red booster, and flies forward at full speed in preparation to to start shooting at mid range!
8v6-3, 5v2-3, 2v8-3, 6v7-3, 8v1-3, 6v4-3: A full barrage of 6 shots is fired, of which 5 hit!
6+3, 7+3, 7+3, 7+3, 1+3: Unfortunately, almost all hit sections of the hull which are heavily armored. 100 damage.

DOOM!

The unnatural craft begins to move. Who knows what it could be planning? The attack will occur next turn, whatever it might be.

"Alright men, women, and cats. We have work to do. For The Planet and every civilian cat person!"

Fly to medium range and fire off the Catastrophe Cannon at the DOOM CRUISER.

(In retrospect sorry about the whole cat meat thing. Honestly I don't know what I was thinking. Probably played too much df. It is what it is though.)

7+1v3-3: The Catastrophe Cannon hits directly!
3+3: 200 damage.

1125 damage was dealt to the DOOM CRUISER this turn, yielding 23% SQUAD POWER Charge! Use it wisely, if at all. Refer to the first post if needed.

Players:

Spoiler: Glass (click to show/hide)

Name: Blackbeard
Description: SPACE PIRATE BOARDER MAN, AAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
The SPACE PIRATE BOARDER MAN, AAAAAARRRRRRRRR! is a shabbily put together vessel created to board enemy ships. Only time will tell how effective that sort of thing is against the DOOM CRUISER.
Hull: 400/400
Shields: 100/100
Regen: 20
Aim: +0
Armor: +2
Dodge: -2
Initiative: +2
Equipment:
Boarding Guns: These fire pods containing crew members into the target. Said pods are tipped by drills. 3 ammo, can't be replenished easily. 4 ammo if the captain fires himself. Damage varies, but is highest against weakened areas. The DOOM CRUISER's thickest armor won't be penetrated by this weapon yet. Best at close range.
Ship Ram: A giant mounted spear at the front of the ship. Deals 300 damage on hit, but can't be used consecutively. Build up momentum first.
Space Harpoon Gun: Does a little damage and stabilizes the ship. Can be used to tow ships or be towed. Up to 3 50 damage attacks per turn. Best at close range.
Space Booze: Emboldens the crew, given them a +1 to most actions but a -1 to dodge and aim. Lasts 3 turns. Does not stack. 3 uses.

Spoiler: Dustan Hache (click to show/hide)

Name: E.P.A.S. AI
Description: Experimental Plasma and Scanner Corvette.
The Experimental Plasma and Scanner Corvette is a high speed craft with support capabilities. Due to experimental parts, it isn't very durable.
Hull: 250/250
Shields: 150/150
Regen: 30
Aim: +1
Armor: -2
Dodge: +2
Initiative: +3
Equipment:
Plasma Gun: Fires a single 200 damage bolt of plasma. Fired at low velocity, so it works best at close or mid range.
Experimental Scanner: Scans targets for information. Can reveal sub-system locations. Very powerful, but results may not be perfectly accurate.
Untested Systems: Failed rolls may inflict damage to this ship.

Spoiler: Nakéen (click to show/hide)

Name: Pilot Varkan
Description: Glorious Transforming Ship Made of Mechas
The Glorious Transforming Ship Made of Mechas is a designed cobbled together from a bunch of powered armor suits. It isn't very large or durable, but it has great speed and versatility.
Hull: 300/300
Shields: 200/200
Regen: 25
Aim: +1 (+1)
Armor: -1 (+1)
Dodge: +2 (+1)
Initiative: +1 (+1)
Equipment:
Multi-Form Mechanism: Allows this ship to transform into a few different things. Loaded forms are MELEE, RANGED, AND SUPPORT. Transforming consumes an entire turn.
MELEE: The ship basically becomes a battering ram. Shape determined by the user.
RANGED: The ship transformed in such a way that every possible weapon is pointed outwards. Literally a ball of guns.
SUPPORT: Transforms into a ship that can do repairs and such.
Current Equipment: MELEE
FIST: The ship is a massive fist. Impacts deal 200 damage to the target, and none to the ship itself. Can execute a POWER FIST attack that reduces the target's armor for a turn. 3 turn cooldown. Also increases all stats by 1.
Spinning Blades: A series of sharp circling blades that line this vehicle. Inflicts 50-100 damage to nearby targets every turn.
Barrage System: This vehicle temporarily splits into the original mecha components, each of which delivers a powerful attack. Requires 3 turns to charge through kinetic force. 33% charged.

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: Captain Nico
Description: Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel
The Feline Optimization Engineering Vessel is a humanoid ship that can augment other ships with feline parts. It also has a repair function.
Hull: 300/300
Shields: 200/200
Regen: 50
Aim: +1
Armor: +2
Dodge: +0 (+1)
Initiative: +0
Equipment:
Catastrophe Cannon: Launches cubes of condensed cat meat at absurd speeds. Why? Because it can. 200 damage per hit. 2 ammo. Best at short or mid range.
Claws: These work as you'd expect. 100 damage.
Cat-Ear Radar: A small scanning array. Not very powerful, but also improves dodge by 1 due to detecting incoming attacks.
Repair Kit: Comes with 500 metal. Restores 1 hull to the target for each point of metal used. Non-Organic ammo can also be refilled.
Augmentation Machine: Allows the attachment of Claws and Cat-Ear Radar to a ship. 3 uses.

Spoiler: Yottawhat (click to show/hide)

Name: Blorb Boy
Description: Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob
The Weird-Ass Tumorous Space Blob is an organic ship. It is covered in cancerous growths, which give it immense regenerative power. However, this tends to cause defects over time.
Health: 600/450
Shields: 0/0
Regen: 100
Aim: +0
Armor: -1
Dodge: +3
Initiative: +1
Gas Propulsion System: As disgusting as it sounds. Nearby enemies and allies may take biological damage.
Devour: Rip apart and consume the target. 150 damage. Inflicts greatly increased damage to smaller targets, which restore health if killed.
Acid Shot: Consumes 50 points of health to fire a burst of acid. 100 damage and reduces target armor for awhile. Can be done 3 times per turn. Best at short range.
Overhealing: Regeneration can exceed max hp. Exceeding it by too much has consequences.
Actually a Tumor: Every turn, a random stat is reduced by 1 point. For health, that means -50. This ship cannot be upgraded or fused.

Spoiler: 0cra_tr0per (click to show/hide)

Name: MIDNIGHT EDGEMAN
Description: EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE
The EDGY FIGHTER CRAFT OF EDGE is a humanoid, spiky, black vehicle with red markings covering it. It appears to be wearing a trench coat. Just looking at it is enough to make you feel like you're getting cut.
Hull: 250/250
Shields: 150/150
Regen: 30
Aim: +0
Armor: -1
Dodge: +2
Initiative: +1
EDGY BLADE: A katana so sharp that it rips into space itself. Has a slight ranged attack that can hit potentially multiple targets at reduced damage. 200 damage.
EDGY GUNS: A painful looking pair of red and black guns. They launch spikes that embed into the target and explode. 50 damage per hit. Each fires up to 3 shots per turn. Best at short or mid range. 12 ammo.
EDGY COAT: Can be activated to reinforce defenses at the cost of speed by posing dramatically. 3 turn cooldown.
DEATH RECHARGER: Destroying ships recovers 100 points of hull and shield if done at close range. Halved otherwise.

Spoiler: THE DOOM CRUISER (click to show/hide)

Every 2 turns, the DOOM CRUISER rolls a die to choose what weapon to fire. The same roll can't occur twice in a row. (Yay variety.) The DOOM CRUISER's weapons are secret at first of course. First attack on turn 2.
Health: 23,875/25,000
Stats:
Aim: +0
Armor: +3
Dodge: -3
Initiative: -3
Known Weapons and Equipment:
DOOM MISSILES: THE DOOM CRUISER launches a whole bunch of missiles! 15 attacks at random targets, 80 damage per hit. +1 to aim. Location: Stern
DOOM ARMAGEDDON: THE DOOM CRUISER fires 3 powerful homing nuclear missiles at random targets! Those targets almost certainly die if they get hit. I'll tell you the damage if it is relevant. The team has 1 turn to shoot down/jam/redirect/delay them. +4 to aim. Location: Stern

Ranges:
Blackbeard: Close
E.P.A.S. AI: Far
Pilot Varkan: Close
Captain Niko: Mid
Blorb Boy: Close
MIDNIGHT EDGYMAN: Mid
SQUAD POWER: 23%
Buffs and Debuffs:
DOOM CRUISER:
Boarded: Will take damage over time based on crew competence. Only one allied man on board.
Note: Feel free to keep sending in sheets. I expect I'll have a need for them very soon.
Edit: I forgot the blades. Dealt an extra 50 damage.