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[TamerVirus]

Mass hysteria is really fucking weird. Similar symptoms in groups of people that just kinda happen.

[x2yzh9]

ITT:Get a death threat and prove it-suddenly he was 'joking'. Yes, like having someone break into your house with a KBAR knife and a ski-mask on is 'just a prank'.

[Hanslanda]

Let's take a short hiatus while we all reconsider the civility clause and how to best abide by it. When we return we'll talk about aliens.

[Hanslanda]

New rule added. Reread dat clause mates.

Topic now is aliens of the cattle mutilation variety. Please discuss this.

[TamerVirus]

You would think all the space aliens would know the ins and outs of the cow by now.
Perhaps instead they mutilate the cow for food and medicine.
Maybe there"s a higher galactic government that banned the harvesting of cows ala the ivory trade.
Maybe on planet Zeta 2.9 cow eyes are sold as a hyper rare aphrodisiac on the black market

[Egan_BW]

Seven eyed purple space wolves that can jump dimensions and come along to eat cows before warping back to their home plane.

[scourge728]

Don't you know the cows kill them all?

[MrRoboto75]

A swarm of cows can skeleton a piranha in seconds.

[TamerVirus]

Maybe the cows were mutilating each other.
You don't want beef with the cow cartels

[Max™]

Why would you mock me by asking me to read a clause WHEN YOU KNOW I CAN'T EVEN READ THESE WORDS I'M TYPING! I literally just mash keys and if it looks too long I whack the spacebar.

Conspiracy time: there are no aliens here outside of a small cluster which self-assembled with beamed over instructions and function with the purpose of slowing down our interest in certain types of space exploration and construction to keep us from figuring out how to access the galactic stellarnet and spamming it with genitalia and ads.

[dragdeler]

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[MrRoboto75]

Taking into account the time they would need to assemble such a project; are you implying adds and genitalia were inevitable?

Mars Needs Nudes

[Hanslanda]

... I'm not sure if I should terminate this abomination I created or if all is according to plan...

[Doomblade187]

All is according to plan so far.

Next topic- monoliths and pyramids?

[dragdeler]

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