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[RAM]

This should be easy enough. Just find the worst things you can do without being unique or significant, keep doing them until you are officially a "zero". Cut off your own leg, thus, "dividing a zero". This will spontaneously remove all definitions from your person, including immortality, at which point there will be no further obstacles to death.
Invert hat.

[Blood_Librarian]

gauge out a dudes eyes with your thumbs

[Screech9791]

Attempt to high-five myself in the throat to death

[King Zultan]

Pour gas on yourself and set yourself on fire.

[Leodanny]

Since I can't die... JUMP DOWN AND BODYSLAM THOSE GUYS WHO ALREADY JUMPED OFF.

I guess you climb back on the tower and jump off, ow.

Suffer complete simultaneous organ failure (even skin) and die.

You can’t just keep killing the god, he has fee-

BEGIN MY TRANSFORMATION INTO A MACHINE:
MY LEGS EXPLODE INTO GORE, BEING REPLACED WITH TANK TREADS!
MY RIGHT HAND EXPLODES AND TURNS INTO A PLASMA CHAINGUN/ROCKET LAUNCHER/ELECTRIC WHIP/RAZOR-FINGER CLAW THINGY!
GO AND KILL CIVILIANS: MAYBE THAT WILL DRAW THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE, WHO'LL KILL ME FOR BREAKING THE LAW!

Oh you’re a robot now cool.

use said rage to challenge GM to a duel, then kill him and take his place.

Wait don’t do that nonononono-
OKAY I’M THE GM NOW. I’M THE ROBOT, IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW.

gauge out a dudes eyes with your thumbs

WHY DO YOU WAN’T ME TO MEASURE A MAN’S EYES WITH MY THUMB? THAT IS JUST STUPID. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A TAPE MEASURE IN MY HAND! OKAY, FINE. HIS EYES HAVE A DIAMETER OF 1 INCH, AND THEY’RE SPHERES.

Attempt to high-five myself in the throat to death

I  DON’T HAVE A THROAT!

Pour gas on yourself and set yourself on fire.

OKAY. I HAVE JETS OF FLAME SPOUTING OUT OF MY BACK AND A TANK FULL OF GAS.

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

IS ROBOT
IS GM
IS SCREAMING
HAS FLAMES
HAS TANK TREADS
HAS WEIRD WEAPONIZED HANDS
HAS TANK FULL OF GAS(LASTS 10 TURNS.

[Screech9791]

>Detonate all the nukes in the world as a last ditch effort to off myself

[Tomasque]

>Detonate all the nukes in the world as the first step to off myself

+1

[The_Two_Eternities]

No detonating all the nukes, that'll destroy all the scientists!

Instead, become a terrorist leader.

[scourge728]

Use GM powers to add "Dead" to the status spoiler

[Man of Paper]

Use GM powers to add "Dead" to the status spoiler

+5

[Blood_Librarian]

STEAL HIS PRECIOUS SPHERICAL EYES

[Nakéen]

UNPLUG SELF

[CABL]

FART SO POWERFULLY, THAT IT'LL DISLOCATE MY RECTUM AND CAUSE INTERNAL BLEEDING!

[King Zultan]

Stand in front of an oncoming train.

[RAM]

Break into song and reveal this to be a musical.