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Author Topic: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]  (Read 5994 times)

RoseHeart

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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 0: This Time With Feeling]
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2018, 12:21:27 am »

Continuing plan!
con [some chumps] into my fold for a mutiny of the facility...
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 1: The Plot Thickens]
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2018, 12:45:06 pm »

waitlist please
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 1: The Plot Thickens]
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2018, 09:49:40 am »

Bump
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 1: The Plot Thickens]
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2018, 11:22:39 am »

Working on it. Please refer to message at the bottom of the rules section.
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 1: The Plot Thickens]
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2018, 12:41:07 am »

Great Scott! Grab the Iron Maiden Marty!
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 1: The Plot Thickens]
« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2018, 09:32:02 pm »

Turn still in progress. It'll probably go up after I finish my final exams on the 8th. Sorry for the delays.
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2018, 05:32:32 pm »

Turn 2: God Willing
12:02 AM

Music: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Eyes burning with the indignation of a thousand policemen, Puppyguard aims his sights at The Two Eternities and looses a volley of bullets! [10 v 3-1 (Pain)] Two bullets careen out of the Glock, the first tearing through The Two Eternities' heart, and the second going right between the eyes. A geiser of blood and brains erupts from the Argentinian wiki-warrior's head, spattering across the dusty ground as he slumps to the floor.

Puppyguard laid down the law on The Two Eternities!
New Article: Chanking


With that, Puppyguard dashes into a nearby building, whereupon she sees King Zultan dash through a door on the far side of a factory floor.

Frustrated with her current situation, NRDL fervently begins praying for deliverance from her foul mechanical errors. [Flying: 6] [Prayer: 10+1 (Roman Catholicism)] As though through divine favor, the biplane's engine begins to sputter back to life, and soon NRDL finds herself airborne! Additionally, she feels that God is quite pleased with her devotion and prayer.

With a mighty crack, Rockeater's open palm careens across the sleeping office worker's face, leaving a massive red welt on his cheek! The gentleman falls to the floor in shock as Rockeater commands him to contact his superior, and quickly curls up into the fetal position.

Fluffee, having come to the conclusion that these people need some honest to god proof that he is the second coming of Christ, begins looking for some dogs to combine. Because that's one of the things that Jesus did in the bible, Right? Surely these people will recognize his divine power once they see the true power of dog combination! [Searching: 6] Outside the building, Fluffee finds a couple of mangy looking dogs. He's not entirely sure if they actually belong to anybody there, but whatever. Placing the dogs in front of the confused crowd, he claps his hands together and in a burst of light the two dogs become one! The crowd doesn't actually seem to be about to throw themselves down at Fluffee's feet. Most of them just look confused, actually.

Hotfire, muscles bursting with super spinach strength, grabs the giant asteroid chunk and prepares to bash Puppyguard with it! Or he would, anyway, if Puppyguard hadn't just run into a nearby building. A building with a door far too small to fit a half-ton rock through.

In search of more weapons, King Zultan delves further into the factory and into a back door. This room is full of more giant machines, but no workers. [Scavenging: 3] Unfortunately, there are no weapons to be found besides a brick or two stashed in the corner, and no nails in sight! Bummer.

NAV starts banging on Elon Musk's door, continuing for a solid thirty seconds before a burly security guard appears from around the corner! "Sir! What are you doing here? This office is off-limits to the public!"

Wringing her hands in anticipation, roseheart stalks over towards the group of muscled men with the intent of inciting them against the evils of upper management! [Collusion: 2+2 (Organized Crime)] However, they just straight-up ignore the Azerbajani wiki-warrior, not even deigning to look over at her! How rude!

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« Last Edit: June 13, 2018, 06:21:42 pm by DolosusDoleus »
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2018, 06:12:32 pm »

Find a random wiki warrior that I can reach and bash them over the head with my 20 ton rock, if there aren't any that I can reach, tear down a wall with said rock and chase after Puppygard. Mr Plinkett will tag along, and hopefully procure some spinach along the way.

Also, why does the weight of my rock keep changing? Last update it was 10 tons, in this one it's 20, and in the article it's half a ton.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2018, 06:14:05 pm by Hotfire90 »
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2018, 06:21:09 pm »

Find a random wiki warrior that I can reach and bash them over the head with my 20 ton rock, if there aren't any that I can reach, tear down a wall with said rock and chase after Puppygard. Mr Plinkett will tag along, and hopefully procure some spinach along the way.

Also, why does the weight of my rock keep changing? Last update it was 10 tons, in this one it's 20, and in the article it's half a ton.
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My bad. Fixing that.
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2018, 08:05:41 pm »

Find some wiki-warriors and strafe them with machine gun fire.
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2018, 08:56:38 pm »

(Sigh) Ok I will be perfectly honest with you guys Im not really jesus im just a random guy who can combine dogs and can resurrect from death and alot of people kinda want me dead and vice versa so was hoping I could get you guys to kinda help me out here or atleast share a sandwich or something? What you guys say?

See how they react also keep my dog hybrid with me for future science stuff
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2018, 09:40:24 pm »

Collapse to the ground.

(I know I'm dead, this is just to amuse myself and keep from forgetting that this game exists.)
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2018, 11:28:00 pm »

Enter an inner part of the building and find one of the management
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2018, 03:54:16 am »

Grab one of the bricks and keep looking around for nails or a better weapon and have the nail gun at the ready in case some one shows up.
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Re: Wikipedia Wars: Recapitulation [Turn 2: God Willing]
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2018, 12:33:12 pm »

Climb up to a higher floor with a window and snipe at Hotfire90, then dash to another floor.
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