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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[sprinkled chariot]

Blue sikkrit plan, orangians no go here

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to curse that foolish druid with massive bleeding

[CABL]

Infiltrate the infirmary to drink as much blood as possible!
If I can't drink away everything, corrupt the blood packs with dark vampire magic!

[impcamper]

[Goes to reread the rules]

Really hope this doesn't backfire, Finish the Ritual for my Automaton


edit: um, where are the rules for this game?

[4-1=3]
This would be all fine and dandy, but someone got a 7 involving you.

Use the magic box

[5]
You grab some sort of sniper rifle from the box. (I honestly can't gun. Go find some sniper gun thing you like and i will say you got that one.)

>Kill Generic Druid D with my Soma LMG

[6+1=7]
You shoot and [4] miss, but there are side effects due to the 7...

ALIENS KILLED JFK

Get back to my base.

[5]
You get back to base, just in time to see the fires get worse again.

go back to trenches to dig the secret tunnel to the blue base

[5]
You dig about halfway there.

Get back on the hunt.

[3]
You put down the turret parts to go hunting and see the ritual going wrong.

Blue sikkrit plan, orangians no go here

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to curse that foolish druid with massive bleeding

[2]
Nope

Infiltrate the infirmary to drink as much blood as possible!
If I can't drink away everything, corrupt the blood packs with dark vampire magic!

[4]
You go to Orongus's infirmary and get there just in time to see the ritual in there go horribly wrong.

The Ritual

Generic Druid D was weaving his dark magic in a attempt to get himself a servant from the remains of his enemy. The ritual had started well, but now it was being a bit rowdy, not that he thought anything of it. Nearby was THE SARGE, aiming his M16A4 for the perfect shot, hoping to take out Generic Druid D in one go. Unknown to both of them, Sandro's soul that THE SARGE was carrying around was having a unique effect on the ritual. After a bit more consideration, THE SARGE took the shot, but Generic Druid D had noticed him at the last moment and dived out of the way, letting go of the ritual. In any other circumstance, the ritual would have just harmlessly dissipated, with no-one worse for the wear, but this is where the presence of Sandro changed things. The ritual kept going on it's own, destroying Cas's body for more fuel, and bring up something that died long ago. Soon, the magic finally dissipated, showing a Necrodragon, brought back to life years after it's death to destroy.

The Necrodragon will attack everybody, regardless of their team. It can attack 2 people per turn, and will take 4 injures to take down.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
On Fire!
turrets (1/3)
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches
tunnel (1/2)

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 1/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Technically dead
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 25/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

Grover Cleveland (King Zultan)
Description: A man with a mustache that is driving a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
Weapon: AK-47

D-1861
Description: A guy in an orange jumpsuit.
Weapon: An SMG

Grover Cleveland Joins the Orangus Legion at a kinda bad time!
D-1861 Joins the Orangus Legion at a kinda bad time!

Also how many people are alive on the orange team because looking at the list it looks like everyone dead.

4 people at the moment, before it was averaging 2 people.

[scourge728]

Start fortifying the base

[ziizo]

finish the tunnel to the blue base

[The_Two_Eternities]

Sacrifice myself to myself in order to become immortal.

[Screech9791]

>Grab my Soma, and fire as much bullets as I can at that thing. Also look for a RPG in the armory.

[Enemy post]

Put out the fire.

[CABL]

Don't care about the dragon atm.
Drink as much blood as possible.
Corrupt the remaining bloodpacks.

[TricMagic]

This is Karma! Good going 0cra.

Damn, I retreat to live another day. Meanwhile, I'll cast Physic on anyone who takes damage fighting that thing.

I'll also try to focus on my ancient magics this turn to see if I can call up a Seraphim Spell next turn. Or Ragnarok for that matter.

[sprinkled chariot]

Curse druid with constant painful shitting 

[Screech9791]

Curse druid with constant painful shitting

+1 also sigged

[NRDL]

Open fire on Necrodragon.

[King Zultan]

Drive the Oldsmobile into the garage and get out and take the MG-42 off the other car and be ready to shoot any one who is not on my side.

Also now the orange team has two cars in the garage, a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X and a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.

[impcamper]

Start fortifying the base

[6]
This goes here, that goes there, and done! (Blue base gain reinforced)

finish the tunnel to the blue base

[6]
You use Mac's work to hide the entrance to the tunnel. Now, what to due with all the rocks and dirt you dug up...

Sacrifice myself to myself in order to become immortal.

[2]
That isn't something you can just do that with no work whatsoever. You would need help from Sandro or Generic Druid D to even figure out what you would need to do that.

>Grab my Soma, and fire as much bullets as I can at that thing. Also look for a RPG in the armory.

[4]
You run away shooting.

[6] You miss, and the Necrodragon doesn't take kindly to this, and attacks you back.

[4] Thankfully, it misses you by a inch.

Put out the fire.

[4]
You just follow Mac and put out the fires as you go.

Don't care about the dragon atm.
Drink as much blood as possible.
Corrupt the remaining bloodpacks.

[5]
It turns out that there was only one blood pack, Cas destroyed all the others already. You drink it.

This is Karma! Good going 0cra.

Damn, I retreat to live another day. Meanwhile, I'll cast Physic on anyone who takes damage fighting that thing.

I'll also try to focus on my ancient magics this turn to see if I can call up a Seraphim Spell next turn. Or Ragnarok for that matter.

[5]
You run away. It would take around 2 turns to use Seraphim as you don't have the tome. Ragnarok is just a bad idea, with a good chance of just killing you instead of your target.

Curse druid with constant painful shitting 

[4]
You prepare the spell, you now just need to wait to revive before it will take effect.

Open fire on Necrodragon.

[2]
You miss. You think such a big target would be easier to hit.

Drive the Oldsmobile into the garage and get out and take the MG-42 off the other car and be ready to shoot any one who is not on my side.

Also now the orange team has two cars in the garage, a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X and a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.

[5] (so many cars)
You park it and grab the MG-42.

The Necrodragon attacks Slicer Shadow [5] and misses!
The Necrodragon attacks Nix [1] and kills them!

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB (reinforced):
turrets (1/3)
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches
tunnel

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary (destroyed)
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
dead
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 1/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Technically dead
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 25/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:
1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X
1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

Grover Cleveland (King Zultan)
Description: A man with a mustache that is driving a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
Weapon: AK-47

D-1861 (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A guy in an orange jumpsuit.
Weapon: An SMG