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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[King Zultan]

Drive the car into the garage and mount the MG-42 on it in such away that I can fire it from the drivers seat and make sure that the roof is on also grab one of the ballistic vests while I'm there.

[TricMagic]

Well, I can't help it. It sounds so dumb to grab the Soma, then try to shoot someone else entirely! He would literally be turning his back on me... Unless he plans to do that after the Automaton is ready, in which case he has to fight it to grab it, and if he does, he get's stabbed by the knife afterward when he just runs away. Ignore that extra bit if you want, but just stealling my spoils, without even paying attention to me is a bit rude, don't you think?


edit: Unless of course suspension of disbelief isn't in play here, and he can just teleport it to his hand...

[impcamper]

Flux works by damaging the natural pathways, deterioration. Immense pain to the nervous system, check. Electricity travels along the nerves, and is a form of energy. Robots have both. Nosferatu drains that energy. Another theory is the Soul.


Also, Dark Magic=Ancient knowledge long lost to time.

So I'll turn this Robot into an Automaton under my control. Using Dark Magic!


Edit to account for 0cra_tr0per: When/if he enters to grab the Soma, Use his Life Force in my ritual to create an Automaton.
+Speed +Defense +Resistance Automaton.
Also, the dead robot still has everything on him, so Sarge can't dodge if he grabs the Soma. This is what happens wen you mess with rituals.

This is what happens to Blues who think they can just steal my loot..


Edit 2: And he's trying to get the vest?!  You'd need a 7 to do that safely-

[5]
You start hacking via dark magic, despite the fact you are a druid, not a dark mage.

>Pick up Cas's Soma rifle and his vest before sneaking up behind John F. Kennedy and shoot him in the head with my M16, which I'll swap to 3 round burst fire.

[3+1=4]
You grab the Soma, but John F. Kennedy ends up dead before you get there.

go to the blue base

[1]
You completely fail at that, ending up at your own base instead.

Find an Orangian to ambush and kill.

[6]
You find and attack John F. Kennedy! (I rolled for who you attacked)

[1] Another headshot

Set up turrets to automatically kill Orange Team approaching our base.

[4]
You go around and disassembles some (hopefully) unneeded objects so you can start building the turrets.

SIKRIT BLUE DOKUMINTS, ORUNGIANS NO OPEN

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to conceal Ocra from enemies by darkness, if someone would try to kill him.

[5]
There was no need

Drive the car into the garage and mount the MG-42 on it in such away that I can fire it from the drivers seat and make sure that the roof is on also grab one of the ballistic vests while I'm there.

[2]
While you are setting up the MG-42 you get sniped by a shotgun. It looked really impressive to anyone watching.

Well, I can't help it. It sounds so dumb to grab the Soma, then try to shoot someone else entirely! He would literally be turning his back on me... Unless he plans to do that after the Automaton is ready, in which case he has to fight it to grab it, and if he does, he get's stabbed by the knife afterward when he just runs away. Ignore that extra bit if you want, but just stealling my spoils, without even paying attention to me is a bit rude, don't you think?


edit: Unless of course suspension of disbelief isn't in play here, and he can just teleport it to his hand...

^somebody horribly missing the point. Anyways, please don't look in spoilers that you aren't suppose to. You are only receiving a -1 to your next action this time. This will be your last warning.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
somewhat on fire (1/2)
turrets (1/3)
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 1/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (being left alone for ressons)
Dead
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Technically dead
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 29/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

John F. Kennedy (King Zultan)
dead
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42
inventory: Turn tracker(Turns:lol)

MCA_AS_001 Joins the Bluian Coalition!

(TricMagic, you are only alive because I remembered as I was going over the turn again to add a +1 to 0cra_tr0per's roll. Otherwise, 0cra_tr0per would have had to dodge you, and he dodged with a 6, and then you rolled a 1.)

[TricMagic]

[Goes to reread the rules]

Really hope this doesn't backfire, Finish the Ritual for my Automaton


edit: um, where are the rules for this game?

[scourge728]

Use the magic box

[Screech9791]

>Kill Generic Druid D with my Soma LMG

[The_Two_Eternities]

Team: Orange
Name: D-1861
Description: A guy in an orange jumpsuit.
Weapon: An SMG.

Sacrifice myself to myself in order to become immortal.

[TricMagic]

Now that's a bit more fair 0cra. Here's hoping I don't die.

[Enemy post]

ALIENS KILLED JFK

Get back to my base.

[Screech9791]

ALIENS KILLED JFK

Sigged.

[ziizo]

go back to trenches to dig the secret tunnel to the blue base

[NRDL]

Get back on the hunt.

[King Zultan]

John F. Kennedy (King Zultan)
dead
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42

The helmet it did nothing!

Team: Orange
Name: Grover Cleveland
Description: A man with a mustache that is driving a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
Weapon: AK-47

[Enemy post]

Why do all your Presidents drive cars? The US President isn't even allowed to drive a car.

[King Zultan]

Mostly because no one else is bringing any vehicles into the game, it's not like they make me live any longer.

Also how many people are alive on the orange team because looking at the list it looks like everyone dead.