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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[CABL]

Try to fly high enough, so that I'll get the idea of surroundings again.

[impcamper]

Steal medical supplies, then smash stuff

[4]
They, don't have any medical supplies, they all seam to have been used. So you start smashing stuff.

1: I didn't get my pistol or any ammo for it in my spoiler

2: Where's my vest

Anyways, my action is to equip my pistol and vest, and work on hunting down the remaining Orangus Coalition members.

[3]
You start the hunt, hunting Zizzo for killing Sandro.

D hears him(Scourge) and attacks with Nosferatu!

[5]
You attack Cas!
[1] And drain them of their life-force. How does that work on a robot anyways?

Put out fire back at Blue Base.

[3]
You put out all the major fires that could have caused major damage. There are still some fires, but nothing immediately dangerous.

Sandro
bluian action, much sikrit, orangus no allowedoo

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to make phylactery ring shine bright enough to attract someone from our team and put on his finger, so my vile essence can assist him until phylactery restores me.

[4]
*Light house impression*

Spoiler: 0cra_tr0per and sprinkled chariot only (click to show/hide)

THE SARGE picks up the ring, receiving a +1 for 2 turns. Sprinkled chariot, you will revive in about 5 turns.

Find, stalk, and kill an Orangian. Preferably JFK.

[2]
Who is JFK? You spend all turn pondering this question, and come up with no answer.

Run to the skeleton lich and smack him with the shovel..

[auto-fail]
He is already dead, and his is body is a pile of ash.

Try to fly high enough, so that I'll get the idea of surroundings again.

[4]
You are at some logging camp NE of the battlefield. There is no-one there.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
somewhat on fire
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Dead
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Technically dead
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 29/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

John F. Kennedy (King Zultan)
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42
inventory: Turn tracker(Turns:0)

John F. Kennedy Joins the Orangus Legion! With a turn tracker to see how long he lives.
(Late, sorry)

[TricMagic]

Flux works by damaging the natural pathways, deterioration. Immense pain to the nervous system, check. Electricity travels along the nerves, and is a form of energy. Robots have both. Nosferatu drains that energy. Another theory is the Soul.


Also, Dark Magic=Ancient knowledge long lost to time.

So I'll turn this Robot into an Automaton under my control. Using Dark Magic!


Edit to account for 0cra_tr0per: When/if he enters to grab the Soma, Use his Life Force in my ritual to create an Automaton.
+Speed +Defense +Resistance Automaton.
Also, the dead robot still has everything on him, so Sarge can't dodge if he grabs the Soma. This is what happens wen you mess with rituals.

This is what happens to Blues who think they can just steal my loot..


Edit 2: And he's trying to get the vest?!  You'd need a 7 to do that safely-

[scourge728]

((Well, I was gonna post a new char, gonna do that, but if necessary just ignore this))

Team: Blue
Name: MCA_AS_001 ((Similar name, because I'm actually using a naming system here)) (Goes by Mac)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands

(tell me if this is kinda op, because I tried to balance things with negatives

[TricMagic]

Why do I think you want to kill me... Is using dead characters really that bad? FE Villains do it all the time!

[scourge728]

That was actually written before you posted.... and yes, I DID adapt it to counter the thing that killed me, so that that is less likely to happen

[TricMagic]

Well, this Cas-Automaton has a Soma! and a vest as well.. I'll just send him to kill you afterward.(Not this turn's action GM)

[Screech9791]

>Pick up Cas's Soma rifle and his vest before sneaking up behind John F. Kennedy and shoot him in the head with my M16, which I'll swap to 3 round burst fire.

[ziizo]

go to the blue base

[Enemy post]

Find an Orangian to ambush and kill.

[NRDL]

Set up turrets to automatically kill Orange Team approaching our base.

[sprinkled chariot]

SIKRIT BLUE DOKUMINTS, ORUNGIANS NO OPEN

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to conceal Ocra from enemies by darkness, if someone would try to kill him.

[TricMagic]

Darkness... Really? His action is a deadman's switch. Not being seen won't help and might even hurt him.

[Screech9791]

Darkness... Really? His action is a deadman's switch. Not being seen won't help and might even hurt him.

YOU READ THE SPOILER

>Yell at the GM to make TricMagic auto0 upon rolling to dodge for metagaming

[impcamper]

Darkness... Really? His action is a deadman's switch. Not being seen won't help and might even hurt him.

YOU READ THE SPOILER

>Yell at the GM to make TricMagic auto0 upon rolling to dodge for metagaming

I think I can do better then a auto 0 as a punishment.