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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[TricMagic]

Generic Druid D
Weapon: Nosferatu, Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff.

Team Orange

Use Mire to kill Dustan Hache

[NRDL]

Continue hunting Orange Team.

[impcamper]

>Grab a weapon from Failbird's box, and then start setting up an ambush in the middle of the forest.

You grab a, [1] pistol from the box and [6] set up a great ambush, now if only there was somebody to ambush...

Go to the infirmary using the instructions

[4]
You arrive at the infirmary

I'm just a bat flying around the forest. No need to look at me so suspiciously.
Ambush Orongusians.

[1]
You absolutely fail at finding any Orongusians. In fact, you have no clue where you are!

Go and get one of the ballistic vests and get in the model T and drive down the central path, but first wait to see if any one wants a ride.

[5]
You get everything started, and then drive straight into THE SARGE's ambush!

[1] And it's a headshot! Maybe you should have gotten a roof.

prepare shovel when Sandro uses it's magic to attack me bat the spell back to him.

[5-1=4]
You are ready.

Attempt to set orangus base on fire with more fireballs.

[4]
You send much fire to burn the Orongus base, but Zizzo was ready for this! He bounces some of the fireballs back at you!

[1] it turns out you have no clue how to play pingpong and your body is burned up!

Kill Dustan.

[4]
You finally kill the chestburster

continue waiting to die. This is taking so long...

[No roll]
Death comes to you at last.

Continue hunting Orange Team.

[2]
You get distracted by the failed fireball tennis match in above you, and forget to shoot Zizzo!

SBIR News report!

"This SBIR reporting in on a situation emerging on the latest battlefield between the Bluian Coalition and the Oronguys Legion! Last turn, a necromancer by the name of Sandro was tossing fireballs all over the entire battlefield, yet nothing caught on fire! We have managed to get a interview with the ones resonsible, however gods don't really fit into our studio so they sent a representative, Mr. D20!"

"Why thank you."

"Now then, Mr. D20, what was the resin for the lack of fires on the battlefield?"

"The Gods of RNG forgot about it for a moment, so they have given me a die of fate to see how much fire is on the battlefield. Now, let's roll it."

"And it landed on a 6, and the Bluian base just caught on fire. Well, thank you for your time Mr. D20. Next, after the break we will be going over the history of Universal translation devices..."

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
On Fire!
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Technically dead
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 29/30, 5.56)
Inventory:
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Sage Bee (To be removed)
Dead
Weapon: Fire Tome, Wind Tome, Bolting Tome, a Vulrenary, a Heal Staff.

Abraham Lincoln (King Zultan)
Dead
Description: A man driving a 1922 Model T.
Weapon: Colt M1911

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu, Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

Generic Druid D Joins the Orongus Legion!

[Screech9791]

1: I didn't get my pistol or any ammo for it in my spoiler

2: Where's my vest

Anyways, my action is to equip my pistol and vest, and work on hunting down the remaining Orangus Coalition members.

[King Zultan]

[1] And it's a headshot! Maybe you should have gotten a roof.

The only real way to kill Lincoln.

Team: Orange
Name: John F. Kennedy
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42.

[scourge728]

Steal medical supplies, then smash stuff

[TricMagic]

D hears him(Scourge) and attacks with Nosferatu!

[impcamper]

1: I didn't get my pistol or any ammo for it in my spoiler

2: Where's my vest

Anyways, my action is to equip my pistol and vest, and work on hunting down the remaining Orangus Coalition members.

I did it on my phone, I'm just going to leave the fixing till next turn, as I should have a computer by then.

[NRDL]

Put out fire back at Blue Base.

[Screech9791]

[1] And it's a headshot! Maybe you should have gotten a roof.

The only real way to kill Lincoln.

Team: Orange
Name: John F. Kennedy
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42.

OK this is getting out of hand.

D hears him(Scourge) and attacks with Nosferatu!

Hello? Is this the metagaming police? I'd like to report an incident of metagaming.

[sprinkled chariot]

Sandro
bluian action, much sikrit, orangus no allowedoo

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to make phylactery ring shine bright enough to attract someone from our team and put on his finger, so my vile essence can assist him until phylactery restores me.

[scourge728]

[1] And it's a headshot! Maybe you should have gotten a roof.

The only real way to kill Lincoln.

Team: Orange
Name: John F. Kennedy
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42.

OK this is getting out of hand.

No, we must have more presidents coming back to life with vehicles and then dying, till ALL OF THE DEAD ONES HAVE BEEN RE-KILLED AHAHAHAHAAA

[Enemy post]

Find, stalk, and kill an Orangian. Preferably JFK.

[King Zultan]

[1] And it's a headshot! Maybe you should have gotten a roof.

The only real way to kill Lincoln.

Team: Orange
Name: John F. Kennedy
Description: A man wearing a helmet and driving a 1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X.
Weapon: MG-42.

OK this is getting out of hand.

No, we must have more presidents coming back to life with vehicles and then dying, till ALL OF THE DEAD ONES HAVE BEEN RE-KILLED AHAHAHAHAAA

Points out that Jimmy Carter is still alive, but I'm going to keep making former presidents go out and fight until I get one that survives or we can build a wall out of all of the cars I bring with me.

Also the Model T should be in the vehicles list.

[ziizo]

Run to the skeleton lich and smack him with the shovel..