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Author Topic: Design a Thing  (Read 9471 times)

The_Two_Eternities

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2018, 10:26:21 pm »

It is, of course, shaped like a potato.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2018, 04:58:04 am »

That is because it originally was a potato, before the leprechauns changed it into its current form.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2018, 05:08:08 am »

Somewhere up on the western rim, beneath the clouds there is a sword factory that accidentally makes sofas and a sofa factory that accidentally makes swords. There is no vending machine factory, but there is a vending machine vending machine.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2018, 06:15:50 am »

I always smells like lemons.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2018, 08:39:27 am »

I always smells like lemons.
You have no part in this.
Unless, of course, YOU are the moon?!?!?!?!?!
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TamerVirus

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2018, 08:48:55 am »

Destined to violently explode in the near future.
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2018, 01:23:29 pm »

The moon has an account on Bay 12, an online forum in a different dimension. It uses the name "King Zultan".
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2018, 01:34:26 pm »

It is sentient.
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Urist Mc Dwarf

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2018, 02:44:45 pm »

It has a mouth inside the dragon head. The mouth is not connected to the outside of the head.

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2018, 08:39:34 pm »

Next Thing: An anomalous object contained by a mysterious foundation because its nature represents a threat to human lives/the secrecy of anomalous objects.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #55 on: May 04, 2018, 08:40:35 pm »

It looks like a sculpted dragon head.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2018, 09:58:14 pm »

It's containment chamber is a sculpted dragon head
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The_Two_Eternities

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2018, 10:15:41 pm »

Its anomalous property is turning the things around it into sculpted dragon heads.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2018, 10:22:53 pm »

It was crafted by a race of sculpted-dragon-head-worshipping sculpted dragons three thousand and fifty years ago in Guam.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2018, 03:00:55 am »

If you hold it with zero hands, your arms turn into legs. (Unless they were already legs, then your nose turns into a foot.)
This is like the weirdest version of fleshmancy twister.
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