Man i'm sure glad I won that lottery only took a months worth of my pay anyway To the souvenir shop I go!
The souvenir shop is right next to the Dungeon entrance. It doesn't have traditional product displays, but fields brand new hard light illusion displays, allowing show entire range of products that wouldn't otherwise fit in.
They sell basically everything. Armors, weapons, replica jewels, cameras, towels, musical instruments, sleeping bags, candles, flashlights, portable stars, although that last one is so far outside of your budget it isn't even funny.
Cheapest weapons and armors are about 10 bucks a piece, and are simple cosplay level stuff. Nerf guns, soft rubber swords, foam breastplates... Second tier stuff, wooden training weapons, leather armors, robes with simple enchantments are all 100 bucks per piece. Third tier copper stuff adds another zero in the price, as does every tier after. The stuff becomes very quickly hideously expensive.
Two types of enchanted pamphlets in particular catches your attention. Titled
Labyrinth Layout for 300 bucks and
Where I Can Find The Best Loot for 400. Single use items, but they sound useful as heck.
The cashier is a leprechaun who can't wait to get his greedy mittens into your pockets.
Ah fuck it,
Check the souvenir shop, see if there's anything useful(such as a frying pan or oversized butchers knife) on sale for less than fifty bucks.
Indeed there are. But they are just rubber knives. Can't do shit with those. Unless you are a combat chef. 10 bucks each.
ONCE MORE UNTO THE DEPTHS (Dungeon)
Ah fuck it,
Check the souvenir shop, see if there's anything useful(such as a frying pan or oversized butchers knife) on sale for less than fifty bucks.
A Magician and an Elementalist enter into the Dungeon. Sounds like a beginning of a joke, but lets see if it ends in tears of joy or not.
You pay off the ticket and walk through the gates. The stairs down are painfully long and you don't really look up for the eventual trip back up. At bottom of the stairs you are greeted by a real dungeon. Uneven ground, stalactites and stalagmites everywhere, rocks fallen from ceiling, trash and rotting remains of fast food left behind by previous visitors. The place is lit by fluorescent lamp installed on roof on frequent pacing. None of it helps you because you get lost almost immediately.
[ENCOUNTER ROLL: 1]
You don't get lament being lost for very long before you are accosted by 10 angry rats! They insist both of you bear striking resemblance to the bastards who ate their grandma's generation alive.
DEFEND YOURSELF! En Garde!
Hey, this looks interesting.
Name: Blorg
Race: Whatever this thing is.
Class: Fatrolling Macelord
Looks like Zombie Ogre to me. And Macelord sounds like high level class. Therefore: "That's restricted race and class. Please prove your credentials." says the gate keeper.
Blorg is not a zombie or undead, he's just ugly and fat. What about leaving class as just Fatrolling "Maceogre" instead of "Macelord"?
"Much more believable."
[Almost rolling in money: 4] The keyword is "almost". 500 bucks don't make a good bed for an ogre yet.
Name: Blorg
Race: Ogre
Class: Fatrolling Maceogre
Skills
Tank: 1
Bash: 1
Stuff
Bucks: 500
Name: Jack Menguinder
Race: Human
Class: Underpayed cashier
Skills
None: !
Stuff:
Bucks: 500
Name: The Meowscular Chef
Race: Felyne
Class: Combat Chef
Skills
Slash: 1
Chef: 1
Stuff:
Bucks: 100
Name: Romula Augusta
Race: Human
Class: Magician
Skills:
Generic Magic: 1
Stuff:
Bucks: 50
Name: *Blurble* *Blorp* *Blurb*
Race: Squidman
Class: Water Elementalist
Skills
Elemental Magic - Water: 1
Stuff:
Bucks: 0
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