Turn 29Keep swinging the holy sword at Goatsby, and be prepared for any tricks he tries to pull.
Pull a trick he isn't prepared for.
(Harold vs Goatsby)
1+1 vs 3(Arm vs Goatsby)
4 vs 3Goatsby warms up and visibly gets ready to try something to shake Harold's control of the fight. Harold steps up and gets ready for practically everything. Magic missiles, dropping the moon, bodyswap, time travel, summoning, soul extraction, dimensional travel, Doom Mug, Harold's ready for them all. That's why it's such a surprise when Goatsby knocks him down with a punch to the face.
The Arm also jumps Goatsby and grapples him.
...the sun left. Goddamnit.
Throw Grognar out into space and make him be the new sun. He should be nonsentient when this is finished.
2 vs 5Grognar, my arm alone is a holy warrior that fights to save the earth. The rest of me is fully capable of doing a lot more.
Launch Grognar t where the sun was (or don't if Glass did it anyway). Then use luxturgy and pyroturgy to help turn Grognar into the new Sun, along with my powers as the sun god. Then use nyxturgy to tear apart the pail's realm of shadows.
1+1 vs 2, 6Get away from Grognar!
Use my sniper rifle to help The Holy Grail by "killing" the small pails The Unholy Pail has summoned!
2 vs 6Summon the armies of the Mug Dimension for help. Use my holy magic to create a shield of sacred light.
(Unholy Pail action:Attack Grail)
2, 2 vs 6+1(GROGNAR:Attack Anna)
2 vs 3(Cow)
1Things don't go well for the Grail Team. Aaron and Adam try to turn GROGNAR into the new Sun. He doesn't take it well. When Aaron attempts it, GROGNAR dodges the spell and kicks him in the gut. Adam manages to launch GROGNAR about 50 feet up, but GROGNAR gets a grip on him at the same time and drags the sun god along until they crash down again. GROGNAR gets up and charges Anna, but a landmine she had planted surprises and trips him.
Meanwhile, The Grail fights the Pail in another dimension. Both sides try calling for minions, but only the Unholy Pail's call is answered. The Grail tries making a holy shield, but the rain of pails overwhelms it and batters the Grail. Adam decides to try and help by tearing apart the Pail Dimension. Adam doesn't succeed, but he does rip open a portal in the sky. Anna opens fire through it at the Pail minions. All it does is anger the pails. Some of them start flowing into the normal world.
Meanwhile, the cow blinks in confusion after a pebble knocked into the air by the fight bounces off her forehead.
"Keep firing! Someone go get a cannon of our own to deal with this thing!"
Send someone off to get a cannon, while having the rest of the horde keep shooting until it starts going down.
5, 4 vs 2You send one of your minions to get new weapons as your horde keeps up the pressure. Your minion soon delivers. He rolls up a
vaguely humanoid wooden figure with a cannon of its own for one hand. The other hand is a decorative metal claw, and the figure possesses a movable wagon instead of legs for support. The Nod weapon rolls by the FDI construction and burns it to the ground. Your troops cheer and charge as the FDI rushes to avenge their juggernaut.
Wake up, see where I am and check to see if the fair BARON BARON VON BARON has been robbed
4Your regain consciousness to find that you're still at the table. You haven't been robbed, but the party has dispersed. Your drink was knocked on the floor at some point.
Give the king the sword. I am going to finish this quest and even lack of sun will not stop me
6You triumphantly draw the sword and begin handing it to the king. His eyes light up with gratitude and he starts to say something. Before he can take it, the sword is knocked from your hands by another blade and goes spinning into the grass. You dodge back out of reach as a sword is lowered at your chest by a very angry yet exhausted-looking knight.
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You...huff...stole...panting...my...wheeze...HORSE!"
Paying the disappearance of the sun and the catastrophic consequences it will have on all life on earth no mind, Dlorence was only happy that she found corpses to reanimate. Nothing shall impede the progress of unethical adventurous science!
Stitch together and reanimate an army of subservient horrors! Mwuahahahahaha!
6You gather up a bunch of animals and begin sticking them together as the world rapidly darkens around you. The creatures you make are artful in their atrocity, and no two look alike. As you link up and activate the things, you realize your creations are in fact too great. Due to the superiority of their design, they have the willpower to ignore your commands. They look at you, then each other, and then begin to run off into the forest.
"In that case, would you like to help me kill the other ATHATHs?"
Ask the question. Also harness the power of the Mug Dimension to summon the Mugonomicon.
3, 1"You have my word:I will eventually be free of you. When I am, I will kill you. I will kill the other ATHATHs myself.
You also requested the Mugonomicon. Here it is."
The Mug Dimension then hurls the Mugonomicon at you, teleporting it around and striking you several times before snatching it away again.
Cast Vaarsuvius's Enhanced Scrying on the Sun to show me where it is.
2+1 for Enhanced.You would have failed, if not for your extensive practice with scrying spells. According to your spell, the Sun is currently located in space. The Milky Way galaxy, to be precise.
Let's take everything back to my lab.
Put more milk on the windowsill, to help with whatever I thought was going to be useful earlier. Then examine the coins and badges in more detail.
5You prepare a glass of lukewarm spider milk and investigate the coins and badges. The items appear to be insignia of a local monster studying guild. When worn, they improve your odds of finding monsters. While the potential downside that claimed their original owners is obvious, they can be useful if you're prepared for the encounter. Your lukewarm spider milk is also coming along nicely. It seems like dropping a few chunks of it into another potion will exaggerate the effects.
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