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[The_Two_Eternities]

Cast Suggestion on the Moon. "Attack the Sun. Now."

[ziizo]

"I have a plan. Armor polish harder your shine will be our weapon of victory"

Parry the darkness.

[FallacyofUrist]

Break Aaron's face. Then break him.

[Glass]

Break Aaron's face. Then break him.

If this dumbass manages to find me and attack me, use the Dragonruler Greatsword to cut his head off, and then use the Daemei Greathammer like a golf club with his head (whether it ended up severed or not).

[Dwayna DragonFire]

(sorry i missed a bunch again)
I will keep my end of the bargain. "Thank you. The milk should still be on my windowsill."
Take the book and athame for later study. Loot nearby animal corpses for valuable resources. Thank the sun, and remain otherwise neutral in regards to the ongoing conflict.

[Enemy post]

Break Aaron's face. Then break him.

I promised I'd update your turn, so I've added an edit to your bit. Basically, you found Glass. I don't really like this sort of solution, however, so I don't think I'll solve any similar issues this way in the future.

[Sir Elventide]

Name: Dr. Florence Bedlam
Description: A young woman from England who appeared to had been cut into pieces and sewn back together before being reanimated, Florence is an aspiring mad scientist who uses her extensive knowledge of human (and non-human) anatomy, a wide variety of surgical tools, and dark energies to create grotesque reanimated horrors that functioned as servants and killing machines. Florence wears a white knee-high gown with a red riding cloak.
Why do you want milk?: Because whether masquerading as a helpful physician to lure in victims volunteers for her experiments or plotting the downfall of someone who'd trifled with her, even a villain wants to live up to her self-applied moniker of 'Milk Addict' by drinking as much of the sweet white nectar as she can.

Search the village for a glass of milk (and perhaps a potential 'volunteer' or two).

[Rethi-Eli]

I must achieve radiance that surpasses that of the sun! Continue polishing, still blissfully unaware.

[FallacyofUrist]

Okay then. Default solution: DOOM MUG! Directly above the castle.

[Mallos]

"COME, MY NEMESIS. COME FACE ME IN MY DIMENSION OF DEMENTIA."

taunt The Priest with this message, inviting him to my Domain for a battle to the death.

[Screech9791]

>Grab an actual, robust toolbox before putting the tools I picked up in it.

[CABL]

Okay then. Default solution: DOOM MUG! Directly above the castle.

Shoot fake ATHATH from my Anti-Materiel Rifle with explosive ammo to stagger him and prevent his action.

[Yoink]

Name: Dr. Florence Bedlam
Description: A young woman from England who appeared to had been cut into pieces and sewn back together before being reanimated, Florence is an aspiring mad scientist who uses her extensive knowledge of human (and non-human) anatomy, a wide variety of surgical tools, and dark energies to create grotesque reanimated horrors that functioned as servants and killing machines. Florence wears a white knee-high gown with a red riding cloak.
Why do you want milk?: Because whether masquerading as a helpful physician to lure in victims volunteers for her experiments or plotting the downfall of someone who'd trifled with her, even a villain wants to live up to her self-applied moniker of 'Milk Addict' by drinking as much of the sweet white nectar as she can.

Search the village for a glass of milk (and perhaps a potential 'volunteer' or two).

((WE SHOULD TEAM UP! AS THE SAYING GOES, TWO MAD SCIENTISTS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. ALSO I HAVE DOPE SECRET LAIR AND AWESOME STEAM ENGINE/TANK-THINGY FILLED WITH ZOMBIE BEARS!))   


IF IT SEEMS LIKE IT WILL SAFELY FIT, LOAD TREE INTO/ONTO WAGON ALONGSIDE BEARS

THEN GET IN AND DRIVE STEAM WAGON BACK TO MY BASE. PREFERABLY WITHOUT SMASHING THROUGH VILLAGE AGAIN BUT I DON'T MIND TOO MUCH, REALLY   

((FINGERS CROSSED THIS DOESN'T END BADLY O-O;))   

[Sir Elventide]

((WE SHOULD TEAM UP! AS THE SAYING GOES, TWO MAD SCIENTISTS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. ALSO I HAVE DOPE SECRET LAIR AND AWESOME STEAM ENGINE/TANK-THINGY FILLED WITH ZOMBIE BEARS!))   


IF IT SEEMS LIKE IT WILL SAFELY FIT, LOAD TREE INTO/ONTO WAGON ALONGSIDE BEARS

THEN GET IN AND DRIVE STEAM WAGON BACK TO MY BASE. PREFERABLY WITHOUT SMASHING THROUGH VILLAGE AGAIN BUT I DON'T MIND TOO MUCH, REALLY   

((FINGERS CROSSED THIS DOESN'T END BADLY O-O;))

((I would love to, just let me find a couple of 'extremely shy' volunteers.))

[Smoke Mirrors]

Congrats Elventide, I now have a new issue to deal with.