RecapThis should cover the basics of what's happened so far. Sorry if your events got left out, I tried to keep it down to only the minimum.
There was once a day when a certain house ran out of milk. As a result, the world went mad and died. The apocalypse spread from this house at an uncontrollable rate as great Doom Mugs approached from above. The impossible became ubiquitous as the sound of ukulele metal reigned. In the end, nothing survived. Earth inevitably became a broken, ashen wasteland ruled by chupacabras until Imperium warships finally put the planet out of its misery.
It is fortunate then that none of this occurred. In the final battle between Angelo/Diablo and ATHATH, a man named Shaun O' Brian escaped in a time machine of his own design. Going back to that fateful morning, he delivered milk at the door and averted this entire catastrophe. All was at peace. However, Shaun himself was left alone. He found himself in a timeline that now had two of him and could never really be his true home. Shaun wandered away to explore time and space. Ultimately, he found himself on an alternate Earth currently in its middle ages. Shaun stole some milk from a nearby settlement and then went on his way.
Most of you are people from this village.
The game starts. Bork the cat starts wandering around the village. Aaron Blaze, the dragon god of luck, looks for adventures. Goatsby the
goat wizard normal human summons a potentially world-ending self-replicating milk fountain. Anna, who is the protagonist from Fallout:New Vegas, finds herself in a new world. Ziizo, an ambiguously vampire-like adventurer, steals a horse and goes to visit the nearest village. A mad scientist named 'Doctor' Matteo Schubert von Alvritcke looks for milk to power a flesh golem. Adam Simons, who is secretly Nephalem from the original game, appears in town.
Turn 2Almost everyone goes on personal quests in search of milk. In particular, Adam Simons decides to go looking for the Holy Grail. Harold the priest charges out and tries to stop Goatsby's fountain. Anna goes in search of milk in the swamp, based on the advice of an obvious witch. Mario the cheese maker and Jebbediah the commoner go looking for milk.
Turn 3The Holy Grail turns out to be in the village. It is also a sentient mug. The Holy Milk of the Holy Grail has been stolen by the Unholy Pail and a team is formed to go after it.
Turn 4The Grail Team consists of Aaron Blaze, Adam Simons, The Grail, and four adventurers. They quickly anger a barbarian named GROGNAR. Harold destroys the Fountain, saving the world. Stormslayer joins the game and attacks a troll to feed its young.
Turn 5Goatsby attacks Harold to avenge his fountain. GROGNAR attacks Grail Team. Cormac wins the game by buying a bottle of milk.
Turn 6Ziizo goes on a quest to get a king's sword in order to inherit his milk empire. Cassandra joins the game, and begins an elaborate scheme to collect milk from giant spiders. Battles continue. 'Doctor' Matteo Schubert von Alvritcke acquires a steam wagon and goes on a rampage.
Turn 7Mario wins the game by stealing milk from a peasant. GROGNAR is defeated by Aaron punching him into the sky. Vaarsuvius joins the game and searches for milk with D&D spells.
Turn 8Anna defeats and kills the witch in the swamp, before winning the game by getting milk. Various characters fix Cormac's bar after trashing it in the fight against GROGNAR. Matteos crashes the wagon. 0rca joins the game and goes looking for milk. His posts are distinctively difficult to read.
Turn 9People are generally picking up the pieces from previous events here. Grail Team leaves town on their quest.
Turn 10Goatsby defeats Harold and teleports to his secret lair. Stormslayer kills the troll. Grail Team recruits Anna.
Turn 110rca wins the game by taking over a milk warehouse. Harold begins searching for Goatsby's lair. Stormslayer feeds the troll to its young and goes looking for milk. Grail Team goes looking for their next objective, the Cave of Broken Mirrors. They are then attacked by skeletons.
Turn 12Vaarsuvius steals Cormac's milk by using Suggestion spells. FallacyofUrist joins the game as ATHATH, who is a demon who was nearly successful in an attempt to destroy the world via giant mugs in the previous game. Goatsby tries to summon a demon. 0rca is besieged by guards and ultimately gets into a battle with Stormslayer. Baron Von Baron joins the game and wanders the village looking for milk.
Turn 13Goatsby accidentally summons the original ATHATH and teleports to somewhere far away. He then warps the landscape into something insane. FoU-ATHATH summons a Doom Mug, which will eventually destroy the world if not prevented.
Turn 14Grail Team defeats the skeletons, but Adam leaves them in order to fight against the schemes of both ATHATHs. Cormac spots the new Doom Mug and runs for the hills. He recognizes it because he's actually Shaun from the first game. FoU-ATHATH antagonizes the original ATHATH. Matteo decides to fortify his lair.
Turn 15ATHATH teleports to Cormac and attacks him in an effort to destroy his time machine blueprints. Vaarsuvius wanders off. Cassandra defeats the spiders. Grail Team finds the Cave. Harold finds the entrance to Goatsby's lair, but it's guarded.
OOC:Hopefully this is clear enough. I can expand on parts if people want. Next time I'll do Turn 16.
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