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[Glass]

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WRECK THEM ALL. Destruction upon the unfleshed!

[Smoke Mirrors]

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F*CK SHELTER! HOLY NOVA! Massive pulse of holy power!

[randomgenericusername]

Guide everyone to the gravediggers house for shelter except for those that decided to suicide charge despite being outnumbered by the undead horde. Use holy magic to protect them from the skeletons until we safely reach the house.

Remember to loudly announce that the skeletons are evil to get a bonus against them before rolling and guiding the group to shelter.

[ATHATH]

Music.

"GREETINGS, MORTALS. WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ATHATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, TO THE TIMESTREAM?"

Ooh, it feels good to be back.

Is your character an OotS reference, The_Two_Eternities?

[ATHATH]

"WAIT."

"I SENSE A PRESENCE."

"THE PRESENCE OF..."

"AN IMPOSTOR!"

"FALSE ATHATH OF THE PATRON FALLACYOFURIST, SHOW YOURSELF. WHY DO YOU USE MY NAME?"

[Smoke Mirrors]

I knew this would happen, and I expected this was how, but I still think it was too soon.

Welcome back ATHATH, I'm still going to foil all your evil plans, so could you just align yourself with the unholy pail so I can kill two birds with one stone.

[Enemy post]

To be clear, this is the demon you summoned, Mallos. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT.

[ATHATH]

I knew this would happen, and I expected this was how, but I still think it was too soon.

Welcome back ATHATH, I'm still going to foil all your evil plans, so could you just align yourself with the unholy pail so I can kill two birds with one stone.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm gonna reduce my speech size to a more sane level (since otherwise, my speech would start filling the pages by itself).

"AH, PATRON SMOKE MIRRORS. YOU YET LIVE, AND SO DOES PATRON IMIC. YOU SHALL NOT FOIL ME AGAIN. YOUR SERVANTS ARE WEAKER NOW, WHILE I HAVE NOT DIMINISHED IN STRENGTH. SHALL WE SEE WHAT THE FULL FORCE OF A REAL DEMON SHALL DO TO YOUR FRAIL, MORTAL MINIONS?"

Strip the demonic power from Smoke Mirror's character- it falls under MY domain now.

[Imic]

Call the town guards on this magical mystery man.

[Dwayna DragonFire]

Throw the Nausea Elixir I created at the other spider to distract it whilst I try to cut myself free from the web.

[ziizo]

is this the sword I was searching for? If yes take it if not continue to the top floor. If unknown take it and continue to the top floor.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Yeah, no.

"Something you didn't notice ATHATH. Something none of you noticed. Adam Simmons IS Angelo and Diablo. Go ahead, read my backstory from the first game. I am the agent of Heaven and Hell. I am the warrior that has foiled your evil plans. I am no weaker, ATHATH. I am the same agent. I am the warrior Heaven and Hell have selected, so you have NO power over me!"

Hell's lawyers block ATHATH with a lawsuit, and Heaven uses holy magic to block ATHATH's evil spell.

Hello Adam.
Yeah, hello flesh bag Nephilim.
Who the Hell are you two?
Not quite.
Exactly!
Oh god, I think I know who you are.
I'm Angelo, the angel you are hosting.
And I'm Diablo, the demon that is using you as a host.
Oh joy, I should have expected these powers came at a cost. So, why are you talking to me now?
We've sensed a disturbance, a powerful demon force.
Yeah, and not a f*cking good one.
So, you need my help to deal with it?
Yes.
Unfortunatly.
It's a deal.

[King Zultan]

"Fine, I don't need the help of these nonbelievers, I'll save the world from the milk based demons by my self!"

Go and find a holy sword and fill a bottle with holy water, then try and find out where Goatsby went.

[spazyak]

Search around for the leader of this town, try to find out what happened to the milk.

[CABL]

((Before I post: Are ATHATH and Adam talking to each other telepathically, or ATHATH has appeared near us?))