Played around a bit as chaplain on a lowpop station, testing out the one rod variant's mummification abilities. And, while kinda fun and potentially putting a spin on the usual corpse processing that chaplains don't do, it's honestly a bit unwieldy to do because you need stuff from hydroponics, and it of course serves absolutely no purpose other than a little dumb RP. Also the staff itself is objectively worse than several other variants at its primary role of being a weapon.
After all access was handed out, I took over the jobs of first the janitor/engineer (replacing the many blown lights that happen when you get a power surge that hits the hallways), and then the chemist. I was trying to test out explosives and see if TG code had any real redeeming boomstuffs for chemistry, after a few failed attempts previously.
Then a few more players show up, including one infamous fellow who is a notorious shitlord, an apocalyptic greytider at worst and a hideously obnoxious dick at best. I've been struggling against lag for the whole round, and really only popped in to do a few tests anyways, so I felt that the least I could do was give him a little going away present.
I cooked up a simple chloral hydrate smoke that could be activated on demand, and went about my business until I'd run into him again.
However, when I *did* spot him again and I popped the smoke, he had already turned himself into a cult golem somehow, so the gas did fuckall. Reading up a bit, I discovered that they had a slight weakness to holy water, so I made a bottle of that to douse him with, along with a holy water and potassium bomb strapped to a spear to take us both down.
What followed was an absolutely horrendous display of ineptitude. First, I forgot to bless the water before securing the grenade, so it wasn't even a holy bomb. Second, I hurfed the water bottle and ended up clicking the ground rather than him, so I just blessed a single tile instead of slapping a bunch of burn damage on him.
And to wrap it all up, I didn't know how explosive spears worked. I poked him with it, and the bomb didn't go off. Ended up trying to throw it point blank, but lag and misclicking sent it flying just far enough due north (completely the wrong direction) to stun me, allowing the golem to grab my own damn staff out of my backpack, beat me with it a few times, and then chainstunned me with a telescopic baton while taking me to sec for immediate and unceremonious execution.
So much for taking out a hated foe while going out with a bang, eh?